Once upon a time, a person was born. This person grew up. This person came to write stories, and also learned to write stories well.

This is not that person. This is nobodyxreally.

Note on the picture:

Someone told this user to get a picture that connected to their personality. Thus, this user selected a picture to represent the dark torment of their soul. Look at it. Feel the existential angst rolling off its pixels. Bow before it's majestic Byronic presence.