My introduction to fanfiction was not Let Love In...it was the most excellent Legend of the Permaboner: All About the Devil Peen.
What's that? You've never read it? Why are you reading my silly profile when you could be reading that work of genius?

Let's see...where do I begin? Oh yes, in a faraway land...Egypt to be exact.
I was organically grown, gently hand-picked, then spun into fine cotton thread by virgins, of course.

The great Viking vampire and Sheriff of Area 5, Eric Northman, had commissioned an absorbant, luxurious towel
that would befit his considerable *ahem* assests. Naturally, nothing but the best would do.

The rest is history, and I've been cleaning up after the Permaboner and Eric's Ass ever since.
The Sheriff even made a child, Lackey Pam, to pick me up off the floor.

I'm a big fan of the SVM books, of course. Charlaine has done a great job documenting the life of my owner. Of course I watch True Blood
every Sunday night with my friends. Still holding out for my turn on the small screen - I just know I'll make it one of these days.

Care to follow me and my friends on twitter? erics_towel