Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.

"You were looking so sad and pathetic with you whining and begging. 'Remus, I'm bored.' 'Remus, can I prank Snivelly, please' 'Remus, just let me out, just once. I'll go out as a dog, please.' 'Remus, just let me kick Kreacher, just once.' I had to humor you or you would have driven me insane." A little rain leads to Fred and George learning something about their greatest heroes.