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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

() You were bullied a lot in your childhood

(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

() You're very happy-go-lucky

(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

(X) You're a good artist

(X) You can be clumsy

() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

() You would surrender in a war situation

(4/10) for North Italy (more than I thought I’d get)

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes

() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot

(X) You tend to get irritated easily

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out

() You hate French people

() You rely on people too much

() You would surrender in a war situation

() You often feel like people are after your inheritance

(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(2/10) for South Italy (I got a lot less than I expected)

Germany (Ludwig)

(X) You're very stoic and serious (yes it is possible to be stoic and serious while still getting lost in la la land)

() Sausages are your favourite food.

(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog

() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

(X) You work very hard too hard...

(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'

(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

() You've had issues with money once or twice

(5/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature

()You think everything over before saying it.

(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

(X) You isolated yourself during childhood

() You became very successful in a short amount of time

() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people

(X) You're good at practical tasks

(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(6/10) for Japan (a lot more than I expected)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers

(X) You think you're awesome

() You love to invent things

(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

(X)You can seem to be very brash to other people

() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

() You're terrified of ghosts

(X) You know aliens exist

() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

(X) You wear glasses

(5/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea

() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid

(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical

() Your cooking is awful

(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

(X) You have tried doing black magic before

() You get drunk quite easily.

() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

() You're good at embroidery

(3/10) for UK (I thought i’d get a bit more with this one)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate

() You think you have a great fashion sense

() You like wine

() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

(X) You love red roses

() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

(X) You're very proud of yourself

(X) You love culture and the arts

() You're very flamboyant

() You say you're a gourmet

(3/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.

() You're very tall

(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities

() You wear a scarf all the time

(X) You love sunflowers

() You love vodka

(X) You can seem intimidating to other people

() You're very strong

() You have a big nose

(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(4/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature

(X) You're very superstitious

(X) You're very religious

(X) You love pandas

() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

() You love Hello Kitty

(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

(X) You work hard

(X) You're good at drawing

(X) You like sweets

(8/10) for China (I’m actually not very surprised by this)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised

(X) You're polite (when I want to be)

() You love classical music

() You like cake

() You have a mole on your face

(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

() You've composed music before

(X) You tend to call people 'morons'

(X) You wear glasses

(5/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

() You're often ignored by people

(X) You look younger than you actually are

() You love hockey

(X) You love polar bears

() You hate fighting

()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

()You often get mistaken for someone else

() You feel under-appreciated

()You're bilingual

()You always carry a bear with you

(2/10) for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke

() You're very physically strong

() You've won a lot of fist-fights

() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

()You like hot weather

()You can be very friendly from time to time

()You look very tough on the outside

() You make a very nice role-model

(X) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(2/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth

()You like to wear flowers in your hair

(X) You used to be a very tough kid

(X) You're very reliable

(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

() You're very faithful

(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(6/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

(X) You're quite mean-spirited

() You're a bit of a hooligan

(X) You're very loyal

(X) You're very good at tactics

() You hate Russia

() You love to fight people

(X) You can avoid marriages quite well

(X) You're not always taken seriously

()You like drinking

(X) You want to become stronger

(6/10) for Prussia

I got China. I actually took a bunch of which Hetalia character would be a good match for you tests and in almost every test I got China as my match.

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.

(I'm not going to use OC’s just because I don't have very many and using family/famous people would just be uncomfortable for me. So I'll use characters from various fandoms)

1. Russia (Hetalia)

2. Gilgamesh (Fate Series)

3. Byakuya (Bleach)

4. Sinbad (Magi)

5. General Armstrong (FMAB)

6. Laxus (Fairy Tail)

7. Lelouch (Code Geass)

8. L (Death Note)

9. Maou (Devil is a Part Timer)

10. Rin (Blue Exorcist)

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

L does an extensive background check on the other two and when he doesn’t find anything about Byakuya He incessantly pesters him, while Sinbad is in the background either being really awkward or trying to get L to stop. Byakuya takes it all in a typical Byakuya fashion.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?

General Armstrong tries to skewer Maou on her sword. Nuff said.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Laxus, I pretty sure he’s less likely to accidentally kill me than Russia is.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

The world is ending.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

L mopes in a corner. Byakuya avoids Laxus at all costs thinking that his crush is a betrayal of Hisana’s love. Laxus is just confused, but doesn’t really care that much.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Rin, definitely Rin. Gilgamesh couldn’t care less and Lelouch is preoccupied with taking out his father.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

“MARRY ME, MARRY ME, MARRY ME!!!” “Go Away!” (Hetalia fans know what happened)

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Maou. He has bad history with L and Sinbad is too much like Ichigo. Maou at least has some experience with being a noble/leader.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

He would demand her surrender, which he would never get because General Armstrong wanted Gilgamesh out of the way and the bears of the North never surrender.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Why must you make me choose? I’ll say Russia.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Shadow game? Crazy night drinking?

Because they are both crazy and fun loving.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

This is the hardest question yet. I want to say yes, but the answer is probably no.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

That wedding is going to end in disaster and L knows it, so he really doesn’t mind (not to mention the fact that he is a recluse)

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Lelouch threatened to control some of the other members of Fairy Tail., so Laxus isn’t so much afraid of Lelouch as he is afraid for his family

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

proceeds to tell Kuro’s story*

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

The wedding has already gone to the dogs. As for Russia’s reaction: “KolKolKolKol” He’s late because America was in his way.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

The house is in ruins and I’ve taken shelter 4 countries away.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they

get 8?

They all split and go different directions. Laxus ends up in the reptile house. Sinbad is found inside the wolf enclosure. Byakuya is seen near the large cats. And L is having a non existent argument with a bat. They get L a pet bat (probably named Ulquiorra), some detective novels, and an Admiral Seaweed plushy.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting the vulgar things the fandoms tend to do to them. My reaction “F*ing libritards, ‘protesting’ something they have no control over again.”

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Maou is skewered by a hundred different weapons and left to rot for the rest of eternity in hell.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

Laxus is a member of Fairy Tail so he would logically save Russia, but Russia is immortal so he saves himself instead.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Laxus, he royally screwed up during his war of Fairy Tail.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Not much, General Armstrong probably already saved herself.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

It becomes the new secret headquarters of the Shinigami Women’s Association.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

L is weirded out and decides that their strange behavior must be the product of Kira. He then proceeds to try hunting Kira down again.

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Well, this group of Mongrels isn’t nearly as boring as the last ones.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

No, he is English (English, Britannian, same difference). (Another inside joke for Hetalians)

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

L has a mental breakdown because he forgot his sweets. Byakuya shunpos away to get food that he won’t share with L

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't

seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogeyman or something like that instead.)

Scatter, Senbonzakura.

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Go home.

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1)Russia

2)Canada

3)Sweden

4)Spain

5)Romano

6)America

7)England

8)Denmark

9)France

10)Prussia

11)Australia

12)Belarus

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

PruMano No, but I have seen them all over the place.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Yes. Sweden is the 2nd hottest Nordic.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

America has officially become one with Russia. The world is going to end.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yes, a papa!France and chibi!Canada fic.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

England/Canada, Probably, Canada would probably be overwelmed though

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Spain/Denmark or Spain/France. Spain/Denmark because they are ax buddies.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Sweden/Denmark England’s reaction: But you two have a long history of war!! Wait. Does this mean there is sexual tension between me and France? NO!!! Bad thoughts! I need brain bleach!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

There is a history between Canada and America, and it goes back much farther than England and France seem to believe. In fact it started in the year 1002 as the two colonies of Vinland.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Spain/Prussia wouldn’t doubt it.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Curse of Loneliness

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Sealand ends up in the hospital and Australia brings Wy to visit him. While there he talks with Sweden. As Sealand slowly gets better they encounter each other more and more often, and eventually somehow love blossoms.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Don’t have anyone on my friend list but I’ve read both England Het and France Slash.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?.

Vocaloid song Witch Hunt it would be France/Jeanne d'Arc

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Warning! Violent scenes and incest

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Denmark to Romano

You should be glad I’m no longer a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Prussia/Denmark

Sorry, while I may read it sometimes, I don’t write slash.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

England walking in on Canada and Belarus.

England would pass out in horror over the fact that one of his colonies was having sex with Russia’s supposedly psychotic sister.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Spain decides that Russia needs to be happier. Then he finds out Russia is a virgin and decides that’s why he is so unhappy. Things eventually progress to the point of sex.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Again I don’t have a friends list but I’ve read plenty of England Slash

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No. Friends. List. I’ve read a couple of Sweden/Fem!Finland fics

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I plan on drawing Auzzie eventually

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

No, I won’t write slash or threesome

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

AWESOME!!!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last week.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Aliens.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Yes. Drunk, definitely drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Sweden/England Sweden would definately top.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Title: Russian Determination

Russia and France are in a happy relationship until France suddenly runs off with Spain. Russia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Australia and a brief unhappy affair with Belarus, then follows the wise advice of Romano and finds true love with Canada

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

England/Denmark That would be interesting.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say SANDWICHES
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

You can only type ONE word. Harder than you think, Okay, think about your answer...Here we go...

1. Where is your telephone? Nowhere

2. Where is your significant other? China

3. What does your hair look like? Straight

4. What do you think about your Mom? OK

5.Your favorite thing? Books

6. Your dream last night? Moon

7. Your iPod? Nonexistent

8. Your dream/Goal? Veterinarian

9. The room you're in? Bedroom

10. You hate? Libritards

11. Your fear? Spiders

12. Where do you want to be in six years? College

13. Where were you last night? Reading

14. What you're not? Stupid

16. Muffins? Oliver

17. One of your wish list items? Kitten

18. Where you grew up? Home

19. The last thing you did? Cat

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? Marvel

22. Your pets? Snake

23. Your computer? Here

24. Your life? So-So

25. Your mood? OK

26. Missing someone? Nope

27. Your car? Nonexistent

28. Something you're not wearing? Pink

29. Your summer? hot

30. Your eyes? Hazel

31. Love someone? Maybe

32. Favorite color? Black

33. When is the last time you laughed? hour

34. Last time you cried? Forgot

35. Who will re-paste this? Nobody (I mean Nobody as in Nobody not nobody)

Repost this on your profile, PJO fan!

Normal People: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

PJO Fans: Will tell Zeus to make it rain.

Normal People: Say OMG!

PJO Fans: Say OH MY GODS!

Normal People: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

PJO Fans: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.

Normal People: Say, "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"

PJO Fans: Say, "Shut up or my Godly parent will vaporize you!"

Normal People: Think that PJO fans are stupid.

PJO Fans: Know that normal people are stupid.

Normal People: When being chased yell, "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

PJO Fans: When being chased grab a pen and turn it into a magical, glowing sword, yelling, "Monsters, beware! I have a pen!"

Normal People: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.

PJO Fans: Tell Zeus to calm down.

Normal People: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

PJO Fans: Try and find Camp Half-Blood.

Normal People: Argue about politics.

PJO Fans: Argue about which one is better: air disasters or sea disasters.

Normal People: Don't have this on their profile.

PJO Fans: Already have it on their profile.

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm Black, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Without God, our week would be:

Sinday

Mournday

Tearsday

Wasteday

Thirstday

Fightday

Shatterday

Repost this if you are not ashamed of God.

Seven days without God will make one weak.

Dad Poem

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him and thank him while he's alive.

If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

You say NERDY

I say SO WHAT

You say STUPID

I say ALL A'S

You say STOP READING

I say CAN'T MAKE ME

You say YOU'RE CRAZY

I say SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU WILL MY LIGHTNING POWERS I mean I WILL DROWN YOUR FAMILY WITH MY WATER TELEKINESIS

Wait that's not right

Something isn't right

REALITY OF FEAR

You aren't afraid of the dark. You are scared of the things in it.

You aren't afraid of people. You're afraid that you're different then them.

You aren't afraid of heights. You are afraid of what comes after the fall.

You aren't afraid to love. You are afraid of rejection.

You aren't afraid to let go. You're afraid of never seeing them again.

You aren't afraid of death. You're afraid of what comes next.

Kids Are Quick:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

sXs

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

sXs

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

sXs

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

sXs

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

sXs

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

sXs

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

sXs

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

sXs

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

sXs

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

sXs

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled, copy and paste this into your profile.

If slow computers drive you CRAZY, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about/doing something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever spent a reeeeally long time trying to get someone's attention and then forgot what you were going to ask them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanted to ask someone something, walk up to them, forget what you wanted to ask them, and then tell them that the weather's nice (or something random), copy and paste this onto your profile.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

If you can read this message, you are Awesome, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you love Nightwing—Dick Grayson copy and paste

Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before! :D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually “ . “

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, BubblesBoo THfangirl01, Dragon(just a short name), PokeFreak 38,geny35, Pokemaster101, Akozu Heiwa, Gemstone Gal, Leodasdragon, The Perfect Replica, Seas and Shadows, SpainLikesTurtles,

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, PhantomGirl12, StarSapphireWolf, Manakete-Girl ( I'm Not American but agree with it), Gemstone Gal, Leodasdragon, The Perfect Replica (not American, but my opinion still matters), Seas and Shadows (I'm Canadian and Australian. You gotta problem with that?), SpainLikesTurtles,

WARNING THIS PART IS SAD

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you",

In memory of the students that were lost in shootings

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost or send it and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms Post this on your profile if your against child abuse

My name is Tiffany
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE