"I have come... to raid your fanfics and steal your babies, and force them..."

"...To write more fanfics!"

- A crazy Ryou, who just drank cola.

Stats:

Name: Ryou Asakura (Not really.)

Age: 18

Current Obsession: 'Tales of' Games, and drawing.

Favorite Pairings:

Tales: Kanonno x Roah, Luke x Tear, Ion x Arietta, Sync x Arietta, Yuri x Estelle, Emil x Marta etc.

Summon Night: Gabriel x Aera

Chocobo Dungeons: Chocobo x Volg, Chocobo x Shirma

Likes: Cake, Clothes, Costumes, Cooking, etc. (4 Cs XD)

Dislikes: Mean People, Playboys, and girls who are mean too.

Talents: Can analyze well, has a vague understanding of people, and has an uncann ability to memorize game facts

Has no problem with: Homosexuals, Transsexuals, and Bisexuals, and also anybody who is emo (weird huh)

Has: A female gender. Ryou is my alter ego.

Favorite Stuff: Tales Games,

Cardcaptor Sakura

Gabriel (Summon Night Swordcraft Story 2)

Is: Asian, and is in College

OC Stats:

Ryou Asakura

Age: 17

Race: Something of a secret.

Gender: That's totally a secret.

Clothes: Read my story, .

Likes: Pasta, Strawberries, Sweets, Costumes, Sewing, all that good stuff.

Hates: People who are mean.

Fears: Ghosts.

Personality: Is nice, but to those who don't learn the lessons relayed to them, he gets harsh. Split-personality.

List your favorite characters and act as if you were actually in the game, then ask the following questions:

(Got it from Mitsuki Horenake, wanted to see if it was fun.)

(Also, This is purely for fun, no offense to the characters)

1. Arietta

2. Luke

3. Tenebrae

4. Leon

5. Norma

6. Zelos

7. Jade

8. Arche

9. Veigue

10. Emil

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"What? Did your mother come to you saying she was homo?"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Tenebrae would start to run... and it'd be towards me. XD

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Leon/Veigue? Woah, awkwardness.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I'd die of food poisoning. Or how it will turn out.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd grab Sheena and she'd bury him in the sand, and he'd be left there to look at water drowning him.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I'd go crazy, and start to act evil and sarcastic.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Maybe it's because she made fun of Jade.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I'd wonder why he ever did that. Being the self-righteous guy he is.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I think it's because I got over him in the Namco Tales poll.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

She'd bring her monsters down to them and gore and trauma will occur.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'd call our ride back home, the giant flying airship. XP

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Him in a birthday su- Wait. Isn't he already in it?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He'll just ignore me and leave me off to burn.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

She'll tease me and trap me in a bubble so that I can't escape it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Arietta: "I thought he was ignoring you."

Me: "He did. 'Till he found out I made Marta fall in love with Zelos."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'd do the NICE thing, and make him his target for the next ten years.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He'll enter with me, and lose. Then I won't be last place. XD

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Emil would wonder why I'm laughing, then he'd ask me why. Then he'd laugh along, only because I told him via subliminal messages.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Arietta is so cute, plus she is so filial, and loves Ion. What else would I love her for?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Luke/Veigue. Luke would be the dad... and Veigue will be the son. XD

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

He has parents!?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Zelos will be the one. Then Norma unleashes her rage on him.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

I won't do anything. He's already a player.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"I think he'd use my hair to clone me."

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"You have a million fanboys/girls who'd disagree with that.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

I'd send an email back saying I'm already pregnant. XD Purely a lie of course.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Arietta kissing Emil? "Guys, your monster friends are going to rip your lips off."

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

"Maybe they're just mocking each other."

Then, after a while... "I am gonna be on top this time." XD

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Yes, if only Arietta's monster friends wouldn't murder Zelos.

Would 2 trust 5?

Not really. Luke is rich, and Norma would take all his money.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

"Are you gay?"

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Isn't Norma a scholar? Anyway, Norma would take 'Disarming Traps 101' and Arietta would take... pretty much everything.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Tenebrae would make dark stew surprise... and Zelos would make this awesome buffet. So if you ate them together, you'd die.

If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Jade has a job. And Veigue? Maybe a government official... or a preacher.

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Yes. Norma would be bald afterwards.

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

Of course. Zelos is happy with any girl.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

How they are alike, and also how they're gonna stalk me. XD

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?

Arietta would apologize, and if Emil doesn't accept, it's a battle of the monsters.

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Luke: "I thought I sent it to Tear!"

Veigue: "Weren't you gay?"

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

Zelos would go off in pink tights, while he's stalk Norma as she works out.

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

She'd sell me, then she'd go to the party and host it.

If 7 won the lottery?

He'd spend it on a guard to get away from Dist.

If 8 had quite a big secret?

Arche: "I think I have air sickness."

Me: "Then why do you ride a broom?"

If 9 became a singer?

He'd get a lot more fans... and he'd serenade Claire.

If 10 got a daughter?

He'd probably have named it easy. He does have a lot of monsters that he names.

What would 1 think of 2?

"I hate him... he killed Mommy... and made her homo..."

How would 3 greet 4?

Tenebrae: "Ah, the still ever-quiet chick magnet."

Leon: "Don't you ever shut up?"

What would 4 envy about 5?

Leon? Envy Norma? He'd envy that he can't be happy.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

That he would be gay.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They both have long hair, are important people... and they're both sarcastic at times.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

He'd be angry because she made a replica of herself. And made a fanfic of it.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Maybe after she traveled using the time machine.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

"You're a girly boy. And you're gay too."

What would make 10 scared of 1?

That she has scarier monsters than he does.

Is 3 Gay?

Yes. Actually, he's bi.

How do you feel right now?

I feel unfunny.

-Projects-

Tales of the World: The Origins

Now for another renewed and hopefully better story.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Past

-Slowly Updating-