Talon is a notorious thief and murderer from the Noxian slums who believes there is nothing more to life than the struggle for survival. He receives a rude awakening after meeting someone who challenges him to a duel; that there is more to life than survival. Forced to assimilate, Talon agrees out of respect for the man who spared his life. Unfortunately, different struggles await.

The brightest lights cast the darkest shadows. (HIATUS- not abandoned!)

A post-Watershed shootout at the ABC Corral. Kate and Rick are fed up with the twists and turns their on-screen life has taken, so they take matters into their own hands and have a friendly chat with Castle's producers. Crazy Eyes breaks the fourth wall just a bit.

In which Kate Beckett finds the internet fandom, receives fanmail, and discovers RPF. Second chapter: Alexis discovers fanfiction and is left traumatised. Chapter three: Ryan and Esposito are introduced to the fandom and discover slash. Crack.