HIII!!

Just thought I’d be nice for a change.

I’M BAAAAAAACK!! Didja miss me?

My name is Megan, Alexz, Avey, Pix or Boots, depending on who you are.

People who are too easily amused bother me. I’m too easily amused.

I contradict myself ALL THE TIME. I’m a walking talking contradiction.

I like Christian rap, rock, punk, and skaa. I like black and crimson. I love too many people. I pray too much (not that I’m saying it’s a bad thing!). I sing too loud. I write too deep. I play too hard. I laugh too loud. I take too many pictures. And a I dance too often. That’s me in a nutshell.

Either you love me.

Or you hate me.

Either way,

You're thinkin of me :winks:

With that said...hello there! Welcome to my domain. Bathrooms are on the right, and the cafeteria is on the left. If you wanna read everything, you're going to be here a while. But, while you're reading the profile...you might as well find out some more about me.

~All About Moi~

Name: my name is... :dun dun DUN!: Megan!! Yes! I said it! whoa:gasp!: nothing too special though. Just being my over dramatic self. _

Nicknames: Meggy, Meggsy, Avey, Meggy-chan, Shortie, Yea, yea, Ali, Aliee, Meg, Nagem, Pyro Chica, Ice Queen, Manly Woman, Barney, Squeeky Shoes, Tinkerbelle, The yellow crayon eater, the purple crayon eater, moo the demented chicken, Jenny’s totally hott girl friend, Rachey’s totally hott girl friend, the evil flying cow, Casper, Ariel, Tickle-Me Elmo, Macho/Amazon Woman, Rabbit, Spaz, Boots, Baby Girl

Age: 16! Whohoo!! Legal driving age. Too bad I don’t have my license. :looks pointedly at parents: clears throat:mutters: they’re not paying attention.

Height: I’m short. Hence, Shorite. Yea. I’m 5’1” and have been for as long as I can remember. I once dated a guy that was 6’1”... that was... interesting, shall we say?

Weight: I am 154.4 lbs. Believe it or not, it really is (mostly) all muscle. I was a dancer, so that’s solid leg muscle, now I’m a martial artist, so that’s a lot of upper body strength... Wheee! I’m not the super skinny, but I’m not the fat, either. I'm...average, I guess. Weight is such a sensitive issue with people. Dude, if you’re fat it shows anyways why freak out about it?

Blood Type: this kinda seems like a new fad goin across the boards right now. Honestly, I have no idea what mine is. When I go, my mom answers all the questions for me. Lol. I guess that’d be a good thing to know, though, huh...?

DOB: March 20, 1991. the REAL first day of spring!!

Occupation: professional slacker. Yess.

Astrological Sign: Pieces!! Yay! We’re fun! Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. (got this from my horoscope. lol)

Location: In a front of my computer, at a desk, in my house in Dardenne Prairie, Missouri, USA, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Virgo Super cluster, the Universe. There! Don't ever tell me I was lazy about everything...:P

Natural Hair Color: dark brown. With natural highlights and stuff, everyone lurvs my hair... dunno why... I had it purple, red, blondish, yea, those were fun, now it’s just natural, which is fun too.

Current Hair Color: dark brown... yea...

Eye Color: green! My favorite! Yay! I luff my eyes, they’re my favorite part of myself. _

Nationality: I am a Caucasian American, with Jewish ancestry, yay. I lub it when people say “you’re such a Jew.” And I’m just like “yea? Your point?” lol!!

Religious Affiliation: Christian! yess!!

Political Affliation: Republican-ish... only cuz momma and daddy are. I don’t really like politics so I’m not into finding out what I am.

Popularity: uhh... I guess I’m pretty popular, people know me, but there aren’t cliques at my school cuz I go to the amazing CHS (Christian high school), so there’s really no popularity status. It’s mostly goof-off status. Lol.

Love Interests: wouldn't you like to know... and it’s kinda awkward to put that up here.

Likes: Post-it notes, shiny objects, writing, singing, acting, drawing, reading, hanging out with my best friends, Adam, Lauren, Gabby and some other people like Hannah, Angie, Kayla and Caleb, my Ashlee, duct tape, scary movies, spies, cartoons, cats, The Fairly Oddparents, COSMO, sour candy, Captain Jack Sparrow, soundtracks, theaters, fried chicken, VAMPIRES!!, people, music=life, painting, the words cornucopia, spiffy, bungalow, and bodega, Christmas, snail mail, green lemonade, cooking, winding country roads, black ink pens, old books, buying ring tones, fleece blankets, libraries, dancing, key chains, eccentric nail polish, autumn (as in the season, not the person), socks, and post-it notes. (yes, I put that in there twice on purpose)

Dislikes: Structure, conformists, fakers, pep rallies, mean people, most bugs, vegetables, math, history (who gives a crap about old dead people?), science, confrontation, rejection, liars, people who are afraid to express their emotions, boybands, oranges, studying, bug bites, pop music, sushi, standing on ladders, chain mail, bathing suit shopping, waiting in line, tea, closets, insomnia, medicine, public bathrooms, redneck accents, jocks, video games, anime, goldfish, politics, dial-up internet, Autumn (as in the person, not the season) being un-photogenic, and Styrofoam.

Personality: lol... weeeeeeeell... I’m pretty nutzoid. Just to put it bluntly. I guess I’m pretty fun. I’m pretty much amazing because everyone lurvs me. Lol. I like to talk, rant, and ramble a lot. I randomly say stupid stuff that only makes sense in my head and not out loud, as my best friend Adam knows oh-so-well. I constantly quote movies and songs, I actually made an entire song out of other songs once. Lol. That was fun. _

Generic School Label: uhh... hott. Lol. No, really, most people kno me as the martial artist who breaks her own toes. I do. I trip over my own feet, so I manage to break my own feetsies. :tear: but hey, there must be more to this provincial life. –Belle

Generic Online Label: LOLOL! The funny one. The crazy one. The lesbian. Like I said, lol, not used to labels.

Fears: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the dark, ladders, heights, clowns, fear, Chemistry, pep rallies, the unknown

~Ways To Contact Moi~

Alternate Email Addresses: well the one I use most is livinoffaprayer9@charter.net; but the other two are livinoffaprayer8@aol.com; angelundacova269@netscape.net

Phone Number and Address: lol! Yea right! Oh, you’re serious...?

~Velvet’s Hobbies~

Writing: Obviously I like to write or else I would not be on Fanfiction/Fictionpress.net. I LUBB WRITING!! It’s half of my life, the other half is singing, but we’ll get to that later. Writing has been a passion of mine for as long as I can remember. I had really bad writer’s block for a few years though, and a ghastly breakup rid me of that dreadful burden. Wow. That was fun. _ anywho, I like to write and I like my writings. There. Viola!

Singing: I sing! ...well. I love knowing I can sing and I can tell people I can sing, it makes me feel sexxii. :pouts lips Paris Hilton style: I’ve been singing for as long as I can remember too! I remember singing twinkle twinkle little star for my great grandma on karaoke. Lol. Good memories. I think I sucked on the mic instead of singing into it. lol.

Drawing: I draw, kinda...I like to do it, but I really suck. I can’t really draw at all, cartoon or realistic, but I do have a few good pics that I really like. Like my double face and my fire faeries. Yay!

Acting: I LOVE ACTING! I love doing the plays at school! I’m gonna be in two upcoming one acts that we’ve only got a few days to memorize and block. Yikes! Mrs. Hartnell, I hope you know what you’re doing! Oh, I’m just kidding, I luuf Mrs. Hartnell! She’s amazing and of course she knows what she’s talking about!

Sleeping: What? Sleeping can be a hobby...at least I consider it one. XP I can sleep anywhere at anytime if I want to. I have an erratic sleeping pattern anyway. Stay up really late, get up as late as possible, stay awake for days at a time...so, considering how little time I spend sleeping...it is a hobby:P (Namir Shiftpaw said this first, but I luved it so much that I put it in here. _)

Reading I LUBLUBLUB TO READ! I try to find new stuff on here everyday to review to. It’s fun. Y’all should try it sometime. It really rounds out the portfolio lol. Whatever. _

Eating: I like to eat. Don’t really luv it, just like it. a lot. Lol.

~Velvet’s Favorites~

Cartoons: I LOVE INVADER ZIM! That's my favorite, favorite show! Gir ROCKS! XD And I really like The Fairly Odd-Parents, Cozmo’s amazing!!

Characters: My favorite character is Gir from Invader Zim. Then Cozmo, then Ashley from South of Nowhere, then probably Dori

Food: I love brownies!! But my favorite is... CANDY CORN!! Yay! Yum!

Soda: I don’t drink soda, so this isn’t a thingy for me. _

Color: Crimson. It’s not quite blood red, like most people think, but a more red color than that, but just as deep. Blood is a little bit more magenta than crimson.

Number: 2. fun, huh?

Sport: I luff Lacrosse, it’s so much fun, but i don't play on a team or anything, just for fun. _ and just-mess-around-basketball. Lol.

Computer Games: don’t really play any aside from Mahjong

Movies: Butterfly Effect, Step Up, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Miss Congeniality, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Lion King, The Lion King Two: Simba's Pride, Abracastrophe: The Fairly Oddparents Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, Music and Lyrics, Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, Back To The Future 1-3, National Treasure, Peter Pan, Van Helsing, Nightmare Before Christmas, Rent, Grease, Edward Scissorhands, Finding Neverland, and the little car promo we’ve got. _

Books: Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer, Scribbler of Dreams by Mary E. Pearson, Singer by Jean Thesman, Dracula by Bram Stoker, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie, the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Maximum Ride by James Patterson, Cut by ??, and anything written by Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe.

TV Shows: Invader Zim, The Fairly Oddparents, South of Nowhere, Medium, Heroes, Criss Angel: Mindfreak, Ghost Hunters, Supernatural, Monster Trucks, yea, I like TV

Music: Skye Sweetnam, Lillix, Alejandra Alberti, Alexz Johnson, Avril Lavigne, BBmak, the Beu Sisters, Breaking Benjamin, Cheap Trick, Christina Aguilera, Crossfade, Darien Brockington, Disturbed, Donna Lewis and Richard Marx together, Edwin McCain, Eminem, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, James Morrison, Jamie Scott, Jypsi, the Last Goodnight, meiko, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, My Epiphany, Panic! At the Disco, Papa Roach, Parallax View, Paramore, Plain White T’s, Queen, Rage against the Machine, the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Sarah Johns, System of a Down, Taking back Sunday, This Beautiful Republic, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Yellowcard, and there’s more, trust me... _

~Velvet’s Writing Information~

Biggest Writing Accomplishment: uh, I was gonna have a work published this summer, but it fell through, but still, the fact they emailed me, made me feel special. _

Most Famous Works: Fairy Tales, my poem. People seem to like it. _ check it out.

Most Embarrassing Pieces: oh... Self Centered. I’d say it’s one of my best, but it’s the most embarrassing for me.

Original Work: all of it...?

~Velvet’s Special Thanks~

Oh, so many people! EVERYONE who’s reviewed! But there are a few people I’d like to thank personally.

TryNotTo: thank you SOSO much for being there when I need you. For lifting me up with my works when I’m so depressed about how mean people are being that I can’t even write. Thank you SO much!

Black and White Dreams: you’re amazing! Thanks for being a friend! I love your works and thanks for writing me. _

Travis C. Eckert: thanks to you too, for being amazing. You’re a great friend, even though we’re only friends on here. Lol. Thanks for adding me. _

~Velvet's Fictionpress Stats~

As of May 6th, 2008

Thanks for reading! I know it's long, but I appreciate if you actually spent the time reading everything about me. _

Things You Might Not Know About Me

I joke about most stuff... don’t always take me seriously!

I hate when people say they can tell I’m lying... except I’m NOT lying

I suck royally at taking tests

I can’t sleep if a book on my shelf is upside down, sideways or not in the right spot and I can see it

I’m not ready to grow up

If you don’t like me, don’t pretend to cuz fake people bother me

I hate anything fake, so I don’t fake anything

I think too much

I hate drama

And yet somehow I’m always stuck in the middle of it

Jenny is the dumbest smart person I know

I’m the second

If you bother me when I say I want to be alone I’ll kill you

I don’t drink soda because of a bet that started on March 1st, 2005

I’ll wear flip-flops anytime of the year

I hear absolutely nothing when I’m writing or reading

Mr. Rogers is my hero

I love old ballets

My favorite movie doesn’t have any words

I think girls are better to fall in love with cuz guys only break your heart

I LOVE reading

I have a strange obsession with post-it notes

And duct-tape

I don’t wear lip gloss cuz when/if I kiss someone I don’t want anything between us

I only write in black ink; all that’s bare stripped and raw

If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn’t follow them; I’d be at the bottom waiting to catch them

I always smile, even when I feel like crying

When I pray I never say “Amen” cuz I believe my life is an on-going prayer to Jesus my Savior

I have paper plates taped to all of my walls (even in my bathroom)

I still have Christmas decorations up in my room

I hate pink but it’s the only color nail polish I have (plus red, but it’s a shade of pink)

The time I think I’m the most beautiful is the time when everyone decided to not notice me

I love highlighters

I know how to do calligraphy

I know how to waltz

My role-models (aside from Jesus) is Skye Sweetnam

I’m bringing sexxii back

I write on everything; jeans, tables, other pens, even on walls _

I eat paper

I have black-lights instead of regular lights in all my lamps

I sleep in a ball

I secretly love country

I make most of my own clothes

I almost always cry when I laugh, but I’ve never snorted

Blue and white are the majority colors in my closet even though I wear black the most

I’m in the process of reading 8 books

I save every letter, card and note I’ve ever received

I prefer playing cards to watching TV

I have a notebook of letters that I’m never going to give to the people they’re addressed to

I paint my right hand pinkie nail red so I remember that Jesus died for me

STEIN AUF!! (german for "stone on top of"... long story)

~Avey

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