Buzzardfeather
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Hey people! Buzzardfeather here!

As you can probably tell, I am a Warriors fan. I also like Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Wolves of the Beyond, Percy Jackson (percabeth all the way!), MAUS, etc. I enjoy reading, drawing, writing, etc. Je parle francais a l'école. Je parle assez mal français :P. I play violin and am a three-quarters size. Vivaldi and Handel are my favorite composers.


I am Buzzardfeather.

Gender: She-cat

Clan: Mixed Windclan, Skyclan, Thunderclan, and the Tribe of Rushing Water.

Looks: A brown tabby with a lighter chest and amber eyes, wears a beaded necklace with a buzzard's feather in my drawings.

Parents: Mother: Hawk that climbs the sky, a light chestnut tabby with amber eyes;

Father: Night, a black and white tom with graiy wings(part great gray owl, don't ask me how that's possible) and green eyes(Appears in Night and Moon)

Siblings: Marigoldpaw, light tabby she-cat with yellow eyes(deceased), Magpieflight, black and white she-cat with amber eyes, Ravenswoop, black tom with green eyes

Mate: Windclaw, gray tabby tom with green eyes

Kits: None currently.

Personality: Quiet and reserved, though relatively friendly. She is humble and rarely boasts, rebellious when her leaders act "idiotically". Whatever. She can be sarcastic, though she has a terrible sense of humor. If she could read, she would for hours on end


On to the boring copy-and-paste stuff-

VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON*
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was
going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I can see the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there! He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The

teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she must not have one!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"


Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end.

you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water.

you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.

you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again.

you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we don't get to eat today.

your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

you roll your eyes when your baby cries. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

if you don't copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how conceited you really are.

copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops.

66 of U Won't Repost This. But Remember The Bible Said – ‘Deny Jesus In Front Of Your Friends And I Will Deny You In Front Of My Father’. “Repost This If You’re Not Ashamed. Let God's Love Spread! :)

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees.p And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that: ‘If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven’.

††† 97% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that cares, put this on your profile . . .


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


In a bar, a white man said to a black man, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black. But you, sir? When you're born, you're pink. When you grow up, you're white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you turn red. When you're cold, you turn blue. And when you die, you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down, and the white man walked away. Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Mushy Girl Stuff.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.


Not all Boys are jerks

Girl : Please slow down, it's scary.

Boy : No it isn't, this is fun.

Girl : No it isn't its too scary!

Boy : Fine, then tell me you love me.

Girl : Fine, I love you.

Boy : Now gimme a hug.

Girl : * gives hug *

Boy : Wear my helmet, you look pretty in it.

Girl : * Puts helmet on * Now please slow down.

Boy : Anything for you babe.

In the paper the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of an brake failure, two people were on it but only one survived. Halfway down the street the boy realised that his brakes were failing, didnt want the girl to know, so he had the girl tell him she lived him and hug him for the last time and made her put on the helmet so she would survive. Copy and paste this if you think this is sweet. If you copy and paste this tommorow you will have an awesome day for you love life. If you don't re-paste this by 12:00am tommrow after you read this you will have bad love life for the rest of your life. Girls paste this as Boys Arn't Jerks and Boys re paste this as Anything for my girl.


If you ever wished you were a clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list:

Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Frostfoot, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, SnowFur, Earthstorm, Softfrost, Dewsong, The Stream That Rests In Sky, Rainstripe300, Howling Wolf111, Blazingnyancat, Pillowrabbit, CrystalStar of LightClan, Buzzardfeather,

If you want there to be a warriors movie copy and paste this to your profile and add your anemt to this list:

CrystalStar of LightClan, Buzzardfeather.

If you believe warrior cats are real copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list:

CrystalStar of LightClan, Buzzardfeather.


A Scary Way to Break Up

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minute

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you


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Normal Cats Are Now Outcasts by Forestfire34720 reviews
In PowerClan, normal cats are the outcasts. These cats are thrown out after six moons, leaving them to fend for themselves. The outcasts are angry. Their power grows, as do their numbers, as PowerClan rejects more and more cats. And now they're aiming for revenge. DISCONTINUED
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Tigerstar somehow managed to resurrect himself, at the cost of losing all his memories. StarClan, untrusting of the dangerous tom, sent Firestar back to defeat him if necessary. However, something went wrong. Firestar is sent back as a she-cat. Sparks fly. They do say opposites attract. But is this good or bad? Will they destroy the clans, or save them? Even StarClan doesn't know.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 174,074 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 9/8/2014
How Blossomfall Took Over the World by Empress Tansy reviews
Squirrelstar, in her old age, made the huge mistake of naming Blossomfall her deputy, and then rudely died. Now the tortoiseshell she-cat is out for more than just ruling ThunderClan- she wants the whole world! In this crazy tale, the dead will live once again, castles will be built, crowns will be worn, and Graystripe and Bumblestripe will eat all the food. Beware.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Blossomfall
Safe Haven 2: The Heart Wants what it Wants by Empress Tansy reviews
All Swallowpaw wants is to be the best warrior. All Streampaw wants is to be the best medicine cat. When one of them falls in love with a tom from another Clan, it drives a wedge between the sisters. One is torn between loyalty to her Clan and loyalty to her heart. Now she is faced with a choice, and her sister must choose to accept it or abandon their friendship. Sequel.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,032 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Jayfeather, Nightcloud, OC - Complete
Safe Haven 1: Nightcloud's Refuge by Empress Tansy reviews
Nightcloud is pregnant, and Crowfeather isn't the father. Fearing for her life at WindClan's anger and Crowfeather's bitter rage, she flees to find a safe place for her kits. Now ThunderClan is faced with the threat of war with WindClan. Will they be willing to harbor a fugitive and fight for her kits or will they send her and her kits to their certain deaths? Rated T.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,894 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Complete
Blue Shadows by Blue741776 reviews
It is relaxed times for the clans, prey is plentiful and seasons are pleasant, but secrets and betrayals are found in every clan, and the clans are vulnerable for cats with mis-guided ambition, while one cat has to chose between saving her clan or her own dark ambitions. I do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter does. Bad grammar and spelling in the beginning, gets much better.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 463,922 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Mommy, Lilykit found the sugar! by inactive account im sorry reviews
After Lilykit breaks into a random house, she returns with that magical subsance called sugar. Chaos breaks out, and everyone goes crazy. Will Ivypool, the only sane cat, survive? Will Bob the Chicken really eat everyone? Find out, on Mommy, Lilykit found the sugar! COMPLETED!
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I will wait for you, Yellowfang by taterhater reviews
Raggedstar's story about forbidden love and tragic loss. (My first fanfic) One shot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Raggedstar, Yellowfang - Complete
S H A T T E R E D by Prin Pardus reviews
Shards come together to form a whole, cats come together to create a Clan, lives come together to form a story.
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Snatched: The Story of Snowkit by Prin Pardus reviews
Snowkit was always assumed dead by ThunderClan. But what if he wasn't? What if StarClan took him away from the Clan that would have never given him a chance? What if he had a greater destiny than anyone in ThunderClan could have believed?
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The Adder by Prin Pardus reviews
To the other apprentices of ThunderClan, Ravenpaw catching the adder was just luck. But, what if it was more to Ravenpaw? What if that single event helped shape the course of the rest of his life? Oneshot.
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Night and Moon reviews
This is a Warriors trollfic. It follows the life of Night, son of Leafstar's daughter and Jayfeather as he battles all of the clan's enemies, including his sibling. Takes place after Bramblestar's Storm. Read at the risk of your brain cells and sanity. Warning:may be slightly nonsensical. Rated T just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015