Hello readers and watchers, new and old alike. This AU is written for Kohane-hime who has drawn a ton of art of it. Check it out her out on Tumblr under maplevogel. Sharkman Prussia/Gilbert x Lighthouse keeper Canada/Matthew for most of the chapters. Ex soldier America/Alfred x Naga(Snakeman) England/Arthur in later chapters. Human names used. Rated M just to be safe. COMPLETE

FOR THE LOVE OF PASTA...first published on DA PruCan AU Stripper Prussia/Gilbert x Businessman Canada/Matthew Rated M cause you can't write smut without it. Yaoi warning. Yaoi equal gay, boy on boy, all hot dog and no hamburgers. Don't like, don't read, don't flame.

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.