"And with a growing sense of dread, she felt like she was forgetting something significant." Before Mikaela Banes became embroiled in an alien war, she used to be friends with four mutant ninja turtles and go by the name of April O'Neil. TransformersTMNTBayverse.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

They both survived Uchiha Sasuke, and now they're hunting him. Deidara wants to kill him, Karin wants to save him. Each seeing opportunity in the other, they call a truce until they can find their target. Or kill each other in the process. Whichever comes first.

SasuKarin, Oneshot Series — Oneshot 5: "Why do you dislike Karin so much, Suigetsu?" A question by Juugo takes Suigetsu down mermory-land in the wake of Taka's latest reunion.

- Chuunin Exams AU - What would have happened had Karin and her team passed to the prelims? SasuKarin

In which Karin is a sociopath, Sasuke is afraid of his crotch, Suigetsu is a pervert, and Juugo just wishes they'd all grow up a bit.

"She was off-limits, as far as Soundwave was concerned. A lone ranger with ties to nobody - least of all the Decepticon cause." (A fic formerly destined for the scrapheap of never-publishedness that was resurrected at the request of a friend. Smutty Sound/Air goodness with mentions of Knockout/Airachnid - basically your average PWP, albeit with a not-so-average pairing. )

Their hands brush against each other as they walk, his chakra warming up with every fleeting touch and drawing a smile across Karin's eyes. - SasuKarin. Series of St. Valentine's-themed vignettes.

What makes life worth living? KimiKarin. Slight SasuKarin if you squint.

Star had been ripped apart and put back together, just like a fairy tale. The only question was if she could do the same to others.

Temari is many things: she is the prodigal daughter, the steadfast sister, and the unwavering teammate. And she is also sick. Sick, sick, sick. A rotting romance centered around one-half of a pair. Gaara/Temari with an emphasis on Temari.

With promotions come both perks and responsibilities. New Second-in-Command Starscream is put in charge of recruitment for the Decepticons. After coming across one interesting resume in particular, he arranges for a video interview with the bot in question. And she's dressed to impress... Starscream/Airachnid, TFP pre-war oneshot, rated T for all kinds of suggestive stuff

In a world where even the strongest convictions fall prey to doubt, they find precious time to forget that they are winning the race to the darkest depths of hell. Itachi. Konan. Pein.

Gamzee makes a discovery. Terezi is not amused. Blackrom. Humour.

Starscream's stuck with surveillance duty, and the night is really starting to wear on. That is, until Airachnid decides to have a bath... Why do they have cameras in there, again?

""How about it, handsome?" Merry Christmas, my fellow crack shippers! Soundwave/Airachnid, continuation of 'Getting Results' but not so much a sequel. Infinitely more kid-friendly though, the rating is just for the sexual references.

Nipples can be problematic. —SasuKarin

Oneshot, Sasuke introspective - Ever since he was only a child, one color has always caught Sasuke's eye. Red.

Oneshot. She was utterly and completely alone, and that is how he finds her. SasuKarin, pre-shippuuden.

It all comes back to the wind, the sun and the sand. 100 Sand Sibling drabbles and oneshots.

You're not a monster.

And he smiles... *A selection of Marko drabbles.*

In a desperate attempt to win the civil war and bring the peace Nagato promised, Konan finds someone who can finally end it all. It's a pity everything, even his help has a price. Konan. Madara.

When times become too difficult, you can always fly away. Each chapter is a short drabble about Konan's relationship with each member of the Akatsuki. Konan. Akatsuki.

Spoilers for 508-509. Here they stand, staring at each other through the torrent of rain... and all he can wonder is "How had it all come down to this?" Madara. Konan.

“A thousand paper cranes were supposed to make wishes come true. Konan folds nine thousand and disproves the myth.” Possible spoilers. Disclaimer: Not mine.

One year after The Lost Boys were killed Star returns to Santa Carla to find she isn't the only one who's back.

Temari and Kankurou and their feelings about Gaara. Sandcest. Sand Sibling fic. Gaara x Temari. MF

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.

There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...