Your name is Dirk Strider, and coming here was a horrible mistake.

"The game is simple, Karkat." Dave tells you, smirking. "We start dating. Like a real couple. Hand holding, kissing, cuddling - the works." He can see that he's lost you, so he continues. "Just for seven months. We try to woo each other. And the first person to fall in love loses." You bite your lip, looking at his patient expression. You can't believe you're doing this. "Game on."

When Blathers experiences his most worst nightmare, it's up to Brewster to save the day! And of course, make it up to Blathers later on... Brewster/Blathers, SLASH! (Fluff and smut!) If you don't like, don't read! Unless you have some weird fetish for reading things you don't like... Anyway, enjoy and please leave a review, it is much appreciated!

With every passing Valentine's Day, Blathers gets more and more lonely, but little does he realize that this one may be a tad bit different when a certain coffee maker finally finds some courage to admit his feelings...Through a card, without saying who he was...*Facepalm* Brewster/Blathers! WARNING: Slash! If you don't like, don't read! Unless for some reason you want to... Enjoy!