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 Author has written 11 stories for Artemis Fowl, Maze Runner Trilogy, and Star Wars. Heir to a throne of Insanity in a galaxy far, far away. Also, profile pic is an original work. Find me on tumblr as hoofgirl, where I draw Star Wars stuff and post pointless posts. Let me introduce you to my various fanfics. List of excuses/explanations/hiatus: Regards from my Past, Present and Future ; This fic is old, very old. I started writing it at twelve or something. It's not upto my current writing standards, but if and when I do update, I'll be sure to continue it properly, even though the OOCness cannot be undone by now. Armageddon’s Eve: Also something I wrote at twelve. That’s explanation enough, methinks. And thus forth, Artemis Fowl loved lollipops: Again, twelve year old me is to blame for this madness, but hey, it was supposed to be a crazy story anyway. Check it out if you want to laugh or cringe at utterly improbable scenarios that are OOC and just for fun’s sake. The Cross Species Battle ; Originally written when I was 11. Rewritten when I was twelve/thirteen. But I like the idea too much, so I've come up with a very final rewrite that's posted now and features a completely revised plot with several new twists, better flashbacks, the complete backstory as well as in-character relationships and some hilarity to occasionally break the ice. Will continue updating when I can. Artemis Fowl: Key To Ethos ; This one is more recent. And has a huge, very big, very complicated plot. Which is why it’s taking such a long time to update. It’s also going to get updated as soon as I can. Please bear with me. Ongoing Fics: Error of Disinclusion: Current focus among my Fowl fanfics. The story of a young Julius Root and his competitive friendship with Raine Vinyáya (more than friendship?), as well as problems faced and lessons learnt along the way. Also feat. an ambitious Briar Cudgeon and notoriously ‘better’ older sibling, Turnball Root. You mean to me the galaxy: In a version of the story where Scarif was not the end of the road for them, the survivors of Rogue One stay with the rebellion, pledging their lives to the cause. Their story runs through Hoth, Endor, Jakku and the war’s aftermath. I Am With You (All The Way): A lighter take on Rogue One post-Scarif, but still a story with a real plot. Lots of covert ops, missions and action, as well as the occasional small dosage of angst. Find me on tumblr: @hoofgirl Find me on Archive of Our Own, where I have more stories: FreakCityPrincess |
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Please Remember by Psuedonanymous reviews
Due to an unexpected accident in an unexpected rescue mission, Holly lost part of her memories. An evil paranoid pixie is on the loose & Holly is in a deeper trouble than before and Artemis blames himself for it. Now he had to help a schoolmate recover as well. Taking upon himself to help her recover, will Artemis finally the importance of every person near him, especially 'her?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,198 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Chain Reaction by Ru-Doragon reviews
"You know, if this fails, they'll blame you," he said. She paled. "The war will start again. More will die on both sides. But make no mistake, The People will lose." Not exactly AU, but written as if the books never happened. A/H. Bday present for CaptainS10.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [Holly S., Artemis F.]
Number the Stars by Pisaster reviews
Cassian was ready to die on the beach at Scarif. But what if he didn't. Jyn never expected to live this long, period. Another fix-it fairy submission - or Cassian gets a second chance at happiness. Rating increased for mention of adult themes. Serious adult theme in chapter 32. Read at your own risk.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,080 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Jyn E., Cassian A. - Complete
The One With The Terribly, Terribly Awful Idea by JustKeepOnTheGrass reviews
Cuba, 1941. Jyn Erso and Cassian Andor are doing all they can to aid the British war effort in the United States. The problem? It is never easy to conduct espionage when you are attracted to your mission partner. [Jyn/Cassian - R&R]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Jyn E., Cassian A.] K-2SO - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Winter of Decay by Kioshima reviews
Post TAC. Following Artemis' recovery from Atlantis complex, Holly is abducted and held to ransom by a mysterious and utterly ruthless foe. While Artemis and the LEP work to save her, it quickly becomes clear that they have drastically underestimated their opponent. A/H. Rated "T" for violence/darker themes. More info inside. COMPLETE.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
When We Are Stars by Tonight.At.Noon reviews
K-2 realises Cassian's feelings for Jyn Erso have shifted. Before they set out for Scarif, he lets Cassian know. (Missing scene before Scarif)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Jyn E., Cassian A.] K-2SO - Complete
Breaking the Bank by ReeferMadnessInExcellence420 reviews
His father was bedridden and suicidal after being betrayed by his business partner. 2 years had passed by and the gang had finally regrouped to perform a revenge heist. This man, Billy Bank, will pay for what he did to Fowl Senior. One last mission. One last act of crime. All for the glory of avenging his father. Watch as Artemis Fowl the 2nd and friends try to "Break the Bank."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,064 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Holly S., N°1
Clouds in my Coffee by Forever Day reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? / Holly Short is an overworked, underpaid barista at Root's hipster coffee shop. Artemis Fowl the Second is a reluctant student in search of "proper" coffee. Cue the Coffee Shop AU.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Butler, Trouble K. - Complete
The Proposal That Artemis Fowled Up by miss-coverly reviews
The tale of Artemis asking Holly to become his "business partner"... although Artemis is probably the first person to phrase a marriage proposal that way. Featuring unwanted but desperately needed help from Myles and Beckett, the Butlers, and all of your favorite friends from under the world! Post TLG, A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,245 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Because I love you by randomosity4arty reviews
Artemis has been thinking about his friendship with Holly and he wonders why she even tolerates him. So he asks Holly to come over and he wasn't expecting her response. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Chicken Soup by scarlet-egg reviews
but not for the soul.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Significance of the Past by fowlsprincess6138 reviews
"Let's leave the past in the past, where it belongs." But the past is important, and since Artemis had come back to life, Artemis and Holly decided that perhaps it is better to look on past events in a new light. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2016
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Gold, Hyperdrives, and the Ways of the Force by freudwithwings reviews
Artemis and Holly's return to the Haven Temple is postponed when an acquaintance requests help with investigating a rumoured Sith threat.
Crossover - Star Wars & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Trouble Maker by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
One would think that Commander Erwin Smith would learn that Levi should never be included in a meeting. Rated T for cuss words. And no, I do NOT own Attack on Titan. DUH!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Eren Y., Erwin S., Levi A., Hange Z. - Complete
If Only by HolidayBoredom reviews
What if Artemis had never lied to Holly in The Time Paradox? What if he was the one to kiss her, and not the other way around? AF:TTP re-write. Rated T for language and innuendo. Chapter Five: After falling into a giant barbecue Artemis is in a race against time. Problem is, Holly's got a serious head start. And she has no idea how the game has changed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,236 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Mulch D.
The Behind-the-Scenes Life of Artemis Fowl by FlamingWingsAndFrozenHearts reviews
What does the juvenile genius do when he's not fighting someone? Take a look behind the scenes at what Artemis Fowl and friends are up to from day to day. Lots of A/H. Rated T for minor language and minor suggestive adult themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Last of Us: Attack on Titan by Masa-chan1314 reviews
Based on the award-winning video game The Last of Us, an infection breaks out all over the world, causing humans to grow and morph into mindless Titans. Levi is a survivor of the outbreak with Petra standing loyally at his side, and Eren just may be the cure that mankind desperately needs. [Levi x Petra] [Eren x Mikasa.]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,717 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Levi A., Petra R.] [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] Eren Y., Petra R.
The Everett Interpretation by John Creel reviews
Post TLG. Second part of the "From Hades" duology: Time heals all wounds, or so they say. A year has passed since the war, and everything has settled back into a sense of normalcy. But nothing lasts forever, especially peace. As an unprecedented foe pulls the strings, the entire world will be thrown into a chaos that only Artemis can save it from. Rated T for violence and language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 415,868 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Infiltration by hiholly123 reviews
After stumbling across a large source of magic in Britain, Foaly sends none other than Artemis Fowl to investigate Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, disguised as a formerly-muggle student from Ireland. A/Holly if you'd like to read it that way. T for occasional language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,482 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
The Pleasures of the Damned by XFireSermonX reviews
You can't cheat death, and even if you think you have, the universe keeps score and it will get even. But Artemis has never been able to accept the end and when death comes for him this time it is no different. As the ether draws him further away from who he once was he must fight with everything he has to stay whole. *IN THE PROCESS OF A FULL REVISION*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The Musical by IceDynamiteDragonflyStars reviews
Ever been flicking through an Artemis Fowl book and thought," Hey, this could do with some spontaneous, but somehow great singing and choreography"? Well, now you don't have to! Coming soon to a theatre near you: Artemis Fowl: The Musical! Featuring an amazing soundtrack with songs from better musicals such as The Lion King and Wicked! Tickets are 300,002, but free if you review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Complete
Foaly's Diary by TheBigCat reviews
The diary of a paranoid and slightly carrot-mad centaur. Set during Lost Colony.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Butler, Foaly, Mulch D., Trouble K. - Complete
Short Circuits by HolidayBoredom reviews
A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,906 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Beneath the Moon by StrydeVex reviews
Artemis has been researching for weeks to find a solution to his latest problem, even going as far as to deprive himself of sleep looking for answers, but nothing he has come up with is good enough. He thinks he's looked everywhere he can, when really he's just been looking in all the wrong places... A/H Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
C'est La Vie by Veinne reviews
'Snark, cynicsm and an undeniably selfish heart, all in one person. Really,' Holly thought sarcastically, 'what more could people want in Artemis Fowl? ' Drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
They Call It The Language of Love by Masa-chan1314 reviews
A Rivetra one-shot fic about how Petra finds out her military crush Levi can speak French - a language that is far beyond the scope of the world behind the Walls. Levi has a few words to say to Petra that only he can understand. Based on how people mistake Levi to be French because of the mistranslation of his name ("Rivaille.")
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Levi A., Petra R.] Petra R. - Complete
The Final Conclusions by TheElderOne reviews
"My beautiful, beautiful Holly. How could I ever forget these memories? These treasured recollections?" -Treasured Recollections "Of course I accept you, Artemis. Why wouldn't I?" "Because I think I love you." -Remember When...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.]
The Saiyan Ascension by Aquestra reviews
A simple wish on the dragon balls unleashes havoc across the entire universe. Old foes return for vengeance and new enemies are made in the midst of the chaos. Do the Z-Warriors have what it takes to defend Earth one more time?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,798 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Bulma, Vegeta] Goku, Trunks
The Electronic Eye by LostInTheDreams reviews
If Artemis thought getting someone arrested was where it ended, he was sadly mistaken. Holly was 'not there' so is not being targeted. Fairy technology is being used against him and it won't be long until its released to the world. Or used for revenge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,629 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
We Blame You by claraowl reviews
While Artemis is paying a visit to Holly in Haven, a combination of rather strange events lands them in an awkward situation... in which the only thing of which they are certain was that it was all Foaly's fault. (Of course, Juliet wasn't much more innocent, but her part was more unintentional.) Hartemis oneshot!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Foaly, Juliet B. - Complete
What Children Believe by efka-zoi reviews
In the wake of the Fowl Star disaster, Artemis must decide what he believes in - and Butler must decide if he can believe in Artemis. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Cold Insanity by Luminesyra reviews
"...It wouldn't be the first time I could see something others couldn't." Even at seventeen, Willow Bronwyn can see Jack Frost. The trouble is, he isn't the first person she had seen that others couldn't. She thought they had left her years ago, but things are never as they seem, now are they? Rated T for mild language and later violence. Eventual JackxOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,102 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Smart Girls Think Fast (The Adventures of Minerva Paradizo) by tealeaf.tiffu reviews
Artemis has gone insane. Now what? When strange things start to happen around Fowl Manor, for once, Artemis isn't there to help. Arriving at Fowl Manor, Minerva finds it mysteriously empty, and by finding Holly, together they have rescue Butler and save Artemis before it's too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Artemis F., Foaly, Holly S., Minerva P.
Towards Tomorrow by headlessNmindless reviews
AU - He was about to blast her into oblivion when suddenly she surprised him. That woman was extraordinarily stupid, he thought. Or maybe extraordinarily brave. A story of self-discovery and an almost unnoticed love. - You can find a short summary inside.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,750 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
The Last Guardian: Epilogue by moonshroom420 reviews
Artemis couldn't move to embrace his family and suffered a whole minute without air until they let him go. Angeline held his shoulders and looked at his face, tears streaking down her cheeks. "You're alive… Oh Arty!" I was disappointed with how The Last Guardian ended, without and epilogue, so I wrote my own. CONTAINS HOLLY/ARTEMIS! T to be safe
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S.
All That Remains by Remnant Stars reviews
An AU Artemis/Holly over-sized drabble set after The Last Guardian. Rated T to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Holly and the Arty by claraowl reviews
After the holidays, the Fowl manor is stripped of its decorations. Juliet's singing irks Artemis, driving him to meet with Holly somewhere more private. Out in the remains of the barn, Artemis pulls out two leaves, and inquires about an old custom of the People. Holly/Arty oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Stumble Foot by Ajluv reviews
Klutz, clumsy, two left feet, and even worse- stumble foot. Artemis Fowl has been called all of these things, due to his tendency to trip over anything and everything that stands in his path. Worst of all, these nicknames are uncannily true.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Mulch D. - Complete
The Biggest Rescue by KellyCat77 reviews
Artemis has been challenged like never before, when three of his worst enemies return and kidnap Holly. Will Artemis find out the secret to getting her back, something that for once isn't his brain and knowledge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Eyes by SilverMoonGrimm reviews
Eyes let each person see the world in their own individual perspective. They can also help you see through someone else's.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Untraveled Paths by IndigoProphecy reviews
A series of events leave two best friends stranded and lost in the back roads of Ireland. In finding their way, they find each other. A celebration of Artemis and Holly's friendship, occasionally bordering on something more but never quite crossing that line. Three-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013
Artemis Fowl and The Third Power by Beyond-Ryuzaki reviews
It couldn't be true not now. Holly uttered one word full of concern; "Artemis..." Foaly accidentally stumbles upon some dreadful news for the future of Artemis. With help from Holly, an answer is to be found. To make it worse, an old enemy presumed dead is attempting revenge. Will Artemis regain his memory, figure out the evil plan and save not just The People, but himself? PostTLG
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S.
When Genius Meets Crazy by EKelly19 reviews
Artemis has his mental problems. And Holly has her social problems. What is Holly's secret? How is Trouble involved? ArtemisXHolly HollyXTrouble. Rated T cause the Aliens are after me.*Runs around, and finds tin foil hat* WHERE IS IT! SORRY- My postings are all stopped for now, my houses' hard drive is down, there for my nexted planned chapters are at hold. Will be sorted out
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Orion F., Trouble K.
Concerning Birthdays and All Things Fowl by katjedi reviews
In which Angeline decides to celebrate Artemis' twenty-first birthday the traditional Fowl way - complete with folk music, merrymaking and Irish step-dancing - and Artemis feels like weeping. Hilarity Ensues. Epilogue to The Last Guardian.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Holly S. - Complete
False Allegations (Allegations 1) by mistguardian reviews
This is a story of how a small misunderstanding causes a big accusation about her. How will he react? How will the whole gang react?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Muse of Dragons by Jolt T.R.H reviews
Various humorous inklets of thought, mainly involving Nappa and some Vegeta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Nappa, Vegeta
Artemis Fowl and the Pursuit of Time by Slowcoach Campbell reviews
Opal Kobi has fled to the past to escape recapture by the LEP. In the dark alleyways of Victorian London she intends to twist history to her will and make herself Queen, not only of the world, but of all of time itself. Artemis Fowl and Captain Holly Short must follow the power mad pixie back into the past and stop her before she can complete her diabolical scheme.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S., Opal K. - Complete
Wreaking Havoc by LuckyLink7 reviews
A Rebel Group and an exiled fairy could lead to the ultimate collision between humans and fairies. Artemis Fowl the Second is pulled into a crazy journey full of confusing questions, one of which is far more frightening for him than all the others: the question of the devilishly attractive Holly Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,940 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Illusion by IndigoProphecy reviews
Artemis and Holly clarify the blurred lines defining reality from fantasy. In a world of twisted time, abandoned families and broken boys, the deepest truths are often no different from a figment of imagination. Everything is not as it seems.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Nearing Perfection by Lli reviews
The sequel to Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata. Holly gets assigned to the theft and/or kidnapping (it depends who you ask) of an ancient Fairy relic and has to deal with choking hazards, racist co-workers, duelling lovers, and an Irishman who is worse than all the rest of it combined. AU set after The Eternity Code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,123 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Good Look by DunderMifflinite reviews
There are far too many obstacles in place for Holly to even think about telling Artemis how she feels for him. Then, she is offered a chance to see her future, and she see that all of her worries are for naught. But how to convince Artemis? Sometimes all it takes is a hostage situation for people to come together.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,853 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Glimpse by IndigoProphecy reviews
Holly's life is quiet now: desk job, bickering kids, concerned husband and a quaint house in the suburbs. She was far from happy, but she was perfectly content. Until one day, Holly wakes up on a different bed, with Artemis Fowl beside her and no clue how she got there. A glimpse of what her life should have been: hurt, bliss, passion and Artemis. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,481 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Long Way Home by ArtysAwesomeLoafers reviews
Artemis gets shot when he jumps in front of Butler to save him. He gets rushed down to the J. Argon clinic in critical condition. Holly is haunted by the memories of that fateful night. When she finally gets to go and see him, she is shocked to discover that it's not exactly Artemis in control of the teenager's body. Post TLG. My first fic. Just your trashy, guilty pleasure go-to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,026 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
In the Time to Come by Lli reviews
A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Mission Fowl (Season Start) by Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
From the minds of the Take-2-Pay-4-1 creators comes a brand new series, featuring the characters of the Artemis Fowl universe. E1: When Holly Short, investigator for the Agency is set on a mission to find Artemis Fowl the Second, unproven criminal mastermind, one would naturally suspect the genius being off on another scheme, but this time, the tables have turned. Fowl is in danger
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Drifting Soul by einstinette reviews
Set after TLG/ WARNING: HAS SOME SPOILERS FOR THE BOOK. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Details Artemis's thoughts during the time that he is separate from his body and the only things that kept him anchored to the earth. Hartemis. Read and Review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Lonesome Heart by Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
"With this ring, I give you my heart." Who would ever have thought that such a simple line from a wedding vow would lead into so much chaos and trouble? No one, either living, or... dead. / Will contain spoilers from all eight Artemis Fowl books. Set in the 1800's. AU. DARK ArtemisXHolly. Update each Saturday.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH post-TLG SPOILERS Artemis and Holly's plans for a quiet meeting start to unravel when Myles plots to acquire Artemis's latest project.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Schrödinger's Zombie by freudwithwings reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Holding On by wolfraven80 reviews
A/H. SPOILERS for TLG. Three months after the battle with Opal, Holly is still trying to pick up the pieces...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Mesmerized by optimistic girl94 reviews
Holly Short knew it was wrong to fall for him but after everything they've been through her heart couldn't help it. When the object of her affection is in trouble she will stop at nothing to save him. Rates T for mild torture.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Disasteress Rage Forevermore by Crazy Female LEPrecon reviews
Ever since Holly had been adopted by Major Short, she thought that her past was well behind her. But when she receives a letter from her supposedly deceased father she is thrown into a chaotic world of lying, cheating, and many murders. All while trying to keep her deepest secret from being discovered; her true identity. If found out, the Lower Elements would bay for her blood.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,932 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
The Other Paradox by Rocket Axxonu reviews
In the midst of a dangerous mission to the past is probably not the best time to fall for your manipulative, former-criminal-mastermind partner. For Captain Holly Short, it was just another nuisance to add to an already unending list of trials. Time Paradox parallel, Holly's perspective.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,868 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Constantine by mercenarymoon reviews
Artemis takes into his care an amnesiac trying to help him regain his memories, but is there more to this mysterious man than meets the eye. AxH rating is for later chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 58,364 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Questions and Answers by WolfButler reviews
Questions put to a few Artemis Fowl characters and - obviously otherwise there would be no point in this - their answers : Progress Status rated on whether anyone asks me for more! Finally updated and upped to a K plus because of mild bad language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009
Days of Orion by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
A Fowl Fairytale by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
Colfer's characters in a convoluted fairy tale. Pure crack.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Purgatory by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Goes Ice Skating by Luna Rivera528 reviews
Arty tries to ice skate! How will he do it? And how will he endure Holly's teasing? Better than it sounds. My 1st fanfic, so no flames.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Mistletoe Antics Practice Makes Perfect by DangerousDreams reviews
A standard ball of fluff. Holly and Artemis discuss Santa Claus and stuff like that. Please R&R? *hands you freshly baked cookie* Please? T for mildly descriptive kissing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Of Mice And Snakes by ArmedWithAPen reviews
When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Darkness Embodied by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Secluded in the darkness of a desert night, a reborn Sith and a patient Jedi Master discuss the meaning of the universe. Obi-Wan/Ventress, of sorts. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
Hunter Hunted by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,937 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
True Love’s Kiss by Moonlite Knight reviews
Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Problem by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Gypsy's Prophecy by Power of the Pen12 reviews
A gypsy at a carnival predicts Holly's capture and torture. Artemis, terrified for his friend, takes Holly across Ireland, trying desperately to protect her. But danger follows them wherever they go. A/H, rated for torture in later chapters. FINISHED.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,636 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Viranaemia by Liris reviews
Haven has been struck down by a plague. The People once more call for Artemis's assitance, but this may be beyond even his abilities. Can he find the cure, before it's too late? Spoilers for probably every book, eventual H/A. Rated T for violence.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,904 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Collection of Drabbles by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Another collection of drabbles written for Artemis Fowl. I read a few that I liked so I thought I'd pitch in.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Artemis F.
The Root and the Bud by Lli reviews
Delving back into the pre-Artemis days, my attempt at a history for Root and Vinyáya.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Julius R. - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Double Trouble by Liris reviews
Holly and Artemis get kidnapped by Opal and Opal. Chaos ensues. H/A ship, set after TTP. Contains spoilers. Rated for violence.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly & Artemis host a holiday products show! by ThePraetorLady reviews
Interesting things are bound to happen when Foaly bribes Holly to host a Christmas Consumer Products Live show, and she brings in Arty. Oneshot. I don't own AF.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: A Christmas Incident by Annie-morphs reviews
Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Thanks by Tomo Potter reviews
Artemis realises how much he has to thank Holly for. AFHS, Time Paradox spoilers. Oneshot...?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: Collision of the Worlds by hopelily reviews
An old antagonist is back, and he wants the lives of Holly and Artemis. As his plan unfolds, they must again join to save their worlds. But with reckless romances brewing and old ones spewing, their mistakes may have dire consequences. Orion nominated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,317 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
I Don't Like Lollipops by Moonlite Knight reviews
Fairies, demons, mafia, the local police. Artemis Fowl can outwit them all. His lastest foe, however, is another story. Farce story! That means comedy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Just One Question by Ms. Marla reviews
Artemis asks a simple question, and recieves the most amazing answer he's ever heard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dark Angels by Usuani the Froggy reviews
Holly a normal high school girl and her best friend Opal are two young bad, bad thiefs. They steal to feed their kind which are bound to live in the shadows... what happens when artemis a genius gets interested in the Dark Angels' case?COMPLETED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Welcome to Drabbledom! by Kelitzo reviews
A series of Artemis Fowl drabbles, mostly centering on conversation and characters doing and saying stupid things. 100 to 200 words. Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Now or Never by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
When human and fairy admit love For one another, Then, and only then, will the Destroyer stop destroying, Then will the spell be broken, And few will remember what has transpired.” AH, rating for some violence
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,559 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dusty Death by FairyHunter reviews
I heard the sword's sickening syllable before I saw it. 'She should have died hereafter.' [AU, oneshot] [dedicated to Gus] [Warnings: character deaths]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Professional Relationship by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Artemis and Holly have maintained a professional relationship for the majority of the series. Now, at the conclusion of Opal Deception, all that is about to change.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Until the Golden Sunrise by Realilly reviews
Artemis didn't answer, so Butler stood, pushed the chair back, and left, wondering what exactly had happened that night that had both thrilled and torn apart Artemis the way it had. Songfic, 1shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
If This Isn't Love by Kelitzo reviews
Foaly is messing with Cupid’s Magical Love Karma, so Cupid takes matters into his own hands. FoalyxOC ArtyxHolly JulietxTrouble RootxVinyaya GrubxLili. Need I go on?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Memories by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
What happens when Foaly reads the copy of Artemis' memories that he took the day Artemis was mindwiped? AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
HA Network by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
The first thing I have to say about this one is that the title is pronounced aych ay Network, not ha Network. This has been mistaken so often that I need to point it out right away. Anyway: Holly and Artemis do a radio show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
ArtemisHolly thing by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
This one has no official title, but no number either, so it's just ArtemisHolly thing right now. Artemis and Holly older now, don't worry get married. There is one more part of this coming, but I'm not the one writing it, so I don't know when I'll have i
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Valentine's Day aka fanfic 9 by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Okay, I'll be brutally honest here. This one has a REALLY lame ending. I couldn't think of anything. However, the rest of it is okay, I think, and it has one or two little funny parts, if you like those... WARNING: ARTEMISHOLLY!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Token by holikimaela reviews
There are two things you can never run from. Love and death. This is both. ArtemisHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl and the Missing Fairies by aperfectattitude reviews
The LEP have their hands full when fairies begin to go missing underground, including several of their own officers. Their first suspect is the criminal boy genius, Artemis Fowl. Some AH. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,344 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations by Lessa3 reviews
After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,398 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Tales From the LEP by Kitty Rainbow reviews
In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
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And thus forth, Artemis Fowl loved lollipops reviews
A collection of random, hilarious and mostly OOC oneshots that will have you laughing (maybe cringing too) while I experiment with the utterly improbable for the Fowl universe. Latest; Foaly has been trying for months on end, but the magical night finally comes when he actually hacks into Artemis's diary. Taking requests; even the weirdest ones, so bring it on.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,124 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Error of Disinclusion reviews
Julius Root was once young, impulsive, reckless and stupid- well, maybe not stupid. Root liked to think that at fifty years old, fresh out of the Academy, he was a smarter rookie than most. Julius was once young, promising and at the top of his class. Then the Academy's only female elf, the headstrong and doubly promising Raine Vinyáya, broke a flight speed record.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 11/16/2018 - [Julius R., Vinyáya] Cudgeon, Turnball R.
You mean to me the galaxy reviews
There was no one in the galaxy Jyn Erso trusted more than Cassian Andor and Bodhi Rook. Now, a few years after the suicide mission to carry her father's dying wishes, that trust is still as strong as kyber, and the Galactic Empire is that much closer to defeat. Through Hoth, Endor and the aftermath of everything.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 8/9/2017 - [Cassian A., Jyn E.] Chirrut I., Bodhi R. - Complete
I Am With You (All the Way) reviews
Surviving the battle of Scarif with lifelong inflictions to tell the tale, what remains of the Rogue One squadron have to keep fighting. It will always be their mission to live -and die- for the Rebellion. But life isn't so bad when people stick around, and death isn't so bad for a cause worth dying for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 4/18/2017 - Jyn E., K-2SO, Cassian A., Bodhi R.
The Cross Species Battle (Final Version) reviews
The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when a new threat arises to the magic of the People. With hostages, time-space and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,596 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Beautiful Bittersweet reviews
A story can have a happy or sad ending. Sometimes, when they're both, victory is often bittersweet and the tears of war roll down past smiling lips. Drabbles with genres like the title suggests, but not overdosed angst or painfully dark. A/H with some twisted plans for revenge, a bit of muttered humor, feasible plots and the sweet, sweet scent of grass and citrus.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S.
From Friendship To Love reviews
The first chapter of this story got some amazing feedback, and I have rewritten it completely with a few new twists and that one part everybody asked for. Thank you for your support! This story is just fun and hilarity. Don't expect it to be very in-character.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S., Mulch D. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Key to Ethos reviews
Shortly after TEC, Haven City is tossed into an unprecedented web of chaos. The suspect? Fowl. The help? Also Fowl. Because there are secret keys to hidden worlds and the only chance at victory are a couple of calculated shots in the dark. Villains will cackle. Nightmares will talk. And a lot of things will go up in flames. This adventure is a game on a ticking clock...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,102 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Artemis F., Holly S., Julius R., Mulch D.
Regards from my past, present and future reviews
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Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,798 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.]
Armageddon's Eve (NEW) reviews
Better written but still the unserious, hilarious story you love. When Artemis comes face to face with 12 alter egos, each one worse than the last, it's just plain annoying that a revived Koboi should feel like taking over the world. But on the brink of humanity's likely extinction, witness what happens when absolute stupidity meets total genius, with some teenage antics thrown in.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Orion F.
Fabulously Himself reviews
This entire fanfic is, completely and utterly, dedicated to one particular fabulous, devious, charming, smart, sassy, sarcastic shank. Seriously written hilarious drabbles. Am I talking about Minho? Shuck it, yes I am!
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Thomas, Minho, Newt
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