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ExplodingChickenOfDoom is my other penname. :3 Here is teh info from there, since I know I won't be posting any stories on here. Welcome to Nikki's Page Of Doom. Name: Nikki, Nikki-Coco-Puff, That One Crazy Bitch, Weirdo, Nicole, Ecod, DJChickenMaster, ShouldBeBannedFromAnythingCaffinated, Exploding Chicken Of Doom, xXxTooLatexXx, That Blonde Chick In Math/Science/Social Studies/Language Arts My friend, I come from a land of insane and strange. Do not worry for me for I am having a ball!! Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.(Damn straight!) I'm gonna kill you in the face with a spoon!(Yes I will) Likes: Hm. . .I have many. . .or do I? You know you’re a pyromaniac/naruto obsessed freak when the word ‘spontaneous’ makes you think of spontaneous combustion, which makes you think of Itachi, which makes you think yaoi goodness. (Yes, I am a freak. I admit it. Have a problem with it? LEAVE! Lol) Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you...(Yeah, I have this fear.)(I am insane, have a problem?) When translated into Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "Finger lickin good" came out as "Eat your fingers off". (Awesomeness) Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.(True, true.) You do realize that I don't understand the language of sane people. I only understand the language of those who speak my language. Dislikes: Ignorance to emotions, Homophobes, Homework, and plenty more. You just don't have a reason to know them all. Drive it like you stole it!(Because you basically did xP)(I say that alot when I play GTA xD) I dreamt about you last night. You were screaming and had a toothpick in your eye.(Yes, Alex. You were screaming, and it was your right eye. xD) If con is the opposite pro; then is congress the opposite of progress?(Well, it is, but they have a pretty tough job. A shitty job for most people is getting fired, a shitty job for congress is everyone dies. Which is better?) If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?(Yeah, why? That's not fair.) And then Naruto slowly drifted off to Kakashi-land, where the grass is purple, the sky is green, and the trees spontaneously burst into flames of porn…(A REALLY RANDOM quote from one of the new chapters of Darkened Angel xD) I'm going to draw a picture, A picture with a Twist, I'll draw it with a razor I'll draw it on my Wrist. . .(From an icon on the internet :3) I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries(xD One of the funniest quotes from Monty Python and the search for the holy grail) The Gods just pull my little strings and make me dance, and I swear just for kicks they added a disco ball and some strobe lights(xD Sasori quote from Darkened Angel, I have about 5 new chapters written for it xP) Gymnophobia – Fear of being seen naked.(LOL!) This is your brain. (Holds up egg) This is your brain on drugs, (Holds up frying pan, swings it towards egg but misses) Umm...my bad, Lets retry that. THIS is your brain on drugs.( Misses, pan flys out of hand and hits cameraman). Oh...um this..shattered skull is your brain...on drugs?(xD Got this off a show. Can't remember which one though. Wish I did xP) What a lovely child. She should be beaten with a large rock. Little Fact: I'm not completely truthful online. Is that a lie, or is it realy truth? Think about it. (Really fun game, trust me) When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice! And let the world wonder how you did it. (XP LMAO!) When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice! And sit back and wonder how the hell you did it. (LOL!) When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemies faces. Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months. It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught, lie through your teeth. Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you. It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts. My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact! It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter. (Really, they are. :P) You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity (I love Shrek :3) The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying. (I know!) Nice try, but you can't fool a fool. Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (xP LOL! Why does it have hippo in it xD) My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. (Most of you will agree xD) I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. (We use this all the time xP) Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? (I know, STOP BEING DIFFICULT AND START BEING IMPOSSIBLE! xP) Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. (Grr. . .damn therapist!) Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. (How true) I will temporarily rule the world, forever. (Exactly) Age: Ask me, and I will probably tell you. Everyone needs a hearty dose of sarcasm in addition to three square meals a day! (YES!) Back off...THE OREOS ARE MINE!!! (I saw this on an icon with Sasuke in his sharingan eyes xP) DON'T TOUCH MY NARUTO!! (A picture of Sakura with her inner self and fire in the background. It's If Sasuke said jumping off a cliff was cool, then 99 percent of his fangirls would be dead (You have no idea how true this is) Naruto! My Anti-drug. I mean, who has the time to do drugs when you're practicing your mad ninja skills? (HELL YES!!) "Let's Duel!" (a funny icon where Kabuto is holding up some cards) Yo Momma is so FAT even Naruto doesn't BELIEVE IT! (XP LOL!) Cartoon Network KILLED NARUTO (You have no idea how true this is. I got this from an icon) I'm waiting for David to run out in the road so I can't hit it. (Don't even ask xP) Itachi will be America's Next Top Model! (HELL YES! I yelled this out when I watched ANTM once. xP) Fear Naruto's horrible English Subs of doom! (Yeah, I say the weirdest things xP) We're stuck in the middle of Itachi and Sasuke warfare! (A quote from Darkened Angel, my god! I just love how Neji said that!) I have the stomach ache of a goose! I'm not quitting until someone crys!! (My older sister while we were throwing water balloons xP Nobody cried though. Probably cuz it was just us xP) Eternal joy be mine...I would rather stick pins in my eyes (This was from Kat xP We were talking about something and then she said this xD) I will kick u and u will go down! Ur very top heavy! (Dane Cook!! That guy ROCKS!) Bushman Be Queer!!! (xP Don't even ask, please.) You're like a bright ray of sunshine on crack! (My mad scientest teacher told me that on the first day of school xP) What color is the sky in your world? (Again, meh Science teacher xP He's funny as hell xP) Giving birth feels like giving birth to a wet coconut. (That was my sister xP LOL!) Did you just say that you were pregnant at six months old? (xP Alex, you RETARD!!) (Ok, this alex is a guy, I know like 50 xD) That fly is the size of Sakura's forehead! (Seriously! That fly was HUGE! Like her forehead xD) Watch! I can shoot a skittle out my nose!"(Me) "It works better if you plug the other nostril genius" (Bro) She looked at me like i was a complete retard...i probably was... "Are you looking at the pictures of shame?" (Kat last year when I was looking through the yearbook xP) My face smells like Trident! (Kat threw her gum at me xP) "Mr. Turtle wasn't very happy..."(Me, our turtles last year where giving birth during class xP) "Don't you mean Mrs. Turtle is if it was laying eggs?" (Teacher) "...same difference!" (Me, God that was hilarious xP) The cat drools when she purrs. She's a freak of nature! (Really, our cat is xP) I had a nightmare about laundry detergent and a dream that Itachi was a UPS man and he stabbed me with his electric pen device and then he got eaten by a rabid fangirl squirrel!!! (I REALLY need to stop having energy drinks before bed xP) "If i could sue anyone, it would be my bed!" (I fall off my bed so many times it isn't funny xP)"You know...it's not the bed's fault..." (My mom, and HELL YES IT IS!!) They're not asparagus! They're...Super Mario...knives! (Yeah, David had fries and I wanted them so I grabbed asparagus from Tod's plate and tried to trade. xP Didn't work out that well) I'm shmixin' my food! (AKA: Mixing food together)(I had some peas and ranch(It was gross -.-) and I was mixing it together xP Ended up throwing it all up LOL!) Dude! I need my flavor crystals! (Twas Davidina. He's talking about that candy rock stuff he's addicted to xP) "I'll give you two pennies if u get me some cheesecake!" (Yeah, I love cheesecake xP) If i ever used those disks to stick in my ear lobes, when i'm older, i could use the holes they made in my ears as a bra for my man boobs! (xP LOLOLOL!!! This was my older brother, and he just sort of said that out of the blue xD) I don't want to be a hunter...I just want to shoot things that die! (That was Sammi, meh half sister when Keoni wanted her to hunt with him.) (Not my cousin Sammi lolz xP) It isn't a question of male or female. It isn't a question of gay, straight, or bi. When it's more than a feeling, more than a desire; when it's an all-consuming drive that stems from the soul of your existence... When love strikes, it doesn't ask questions. LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER! I am a Proud Bi-sexual, Narutard, and Gir Lover. PUT THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!! I always knew that looking back at the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on the laughs would make me cry. If you think Gerard Way has Ephebiphobia(Fear of teenagers.) copy and paste this in your profile. (Think about it! Teenagers scare the shit out of him!! xD Blame it on the energy drinks!!) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. The Akatsuki is secretly a model agency, 8/9 are sexy, coincidence? I think not.(copy if you think this is true) I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again. It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. It did tire you out and hurt like 99 bitches and one mother fucker in a bitch parade on national PMS and stiletto heel stomping day. This guy was supposed to be one of Naruto’s best friends? You’d have more fun with a rock…that was thrown at you…hard. Someone once told me that procrastination is like masturbation. It’s all well and good, but you wake up one day and realize that you’re screwing yourself over. Thus sayeth the pretty princess. I heard every time you see a rainbow, an angel is barfing his brains out ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder I would hate to tell someone I had "lisp".- My older sister Kristyn. I love her!!! She is sooo awesome!!! If you have ever stared at a Juice container becasue it said 'Concentrate', you might be a redneck. -Jeff Foxworthy Left leg...BROKEN!!!!-Brain Regan on putting oil on his brother's Twister thingy when they wouldn't let him play. Jesus Christ Timmy!! Do not float above me when I am drowning in the dark abyss!!-Dane Cook on Drowning You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'- Chris Rock Gaara...of the Funk -Funk music starts playing- -Naruto abridged series. Things to do at Walmart... 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.(Done this) 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.(I did it, only I did Code 5) 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.(I've done that many times with my Besterest friend Sammi!) 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.(I hummed the Pink Panther theme. I got really strange looks) 11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!(OMG!! I did that last week. But I got thrown out.) 12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Those Copy and Paste thingys: If you think I rock, copy and paste this in your profile. If you LOVE Gir TO DEATH, copy and paste this in your profile If you're addicted to sugar so bad, your parents have actaully banned you from having large amounts, copy and paste this in your profile (Yeah, they did this to me last night) If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature(Um...I throw my Deidara plushie at Sasuke and Sakura's faces. I also throw pillows at Hinata's face.) If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Deidara's smexy, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile RANDOM LITTLE TIDBIT: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)personally i love these songs but i dodn't know what categorey music they would be copy and paste this if you think the people who DON'T like those songs are weird(even though you are the weird one) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile copy and paste this if in your spare time you throw peanut butter at pigeons(you don't really have to but if you think about it, its must be hilarious) copy and paste this if every time you see a bird you scream" Hey birdy birdy, hey Mr. birdie hey hey!Mr. birdie copy and paste this if you know someone who is afraid of the Keebler Elves(the elves that make cookies in trees)(i am) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen for any of these, "If you have ever," things, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile If you were choking on a peice of lettuce and you're cousin merely watched and laughed, copy and paste this into you're profile. If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere... copy and paste this into you're profile If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile If you don't live in this universe, copy and paste this into you're profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile If you use the term "weird" when you can't think of anything else to call someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you say "like" like... 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If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!!!!!! If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile. If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you've been terrorized by a chicken, copy and paste this into you're profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Chocolate chip cookies are the best!!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!! If you have ever made one of these, "If you have ever," things, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know what I'm talking about when I say OMC insted of OMG, copy and paste this into your profile. If your so convinced Ligers existe that your friends, relatives and even random people on the street think you should be sent to an asylum, copy and paste this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke is a self-absorbed asshole and needs to DIE, put this on your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile Conversation with Itachi and Pein(Akatsuki leader) (Really random) Itachi: So what is your real name, Leader-sama? Pein: My real name...is Pein. Itachi: -falls over lauging- Why Pein decided to be Evil (Also very random) Therapist: So, tell me why you decided to become evil. Pein: Well, it all started when I got fed up with the kids picking on me. Flashback no Jutsu!!! Pein: Stop making fun of my name!!! Random Boy: Why? You have a pansy name!! How could you ever hope to be evil?!?! Pein: I'll show you!!! I'll show all of you!!!! End Flashback no Jutsu Pein: I told them!!! I don't know why they didn't believe me!!!! Now they're dead!!!!!!!!! -evil laughing- Those were very random, but they're hilarious!! They're MINE, so if you're going to use them, at least give me credit, ok? MURPHY'S LAWS: funny shit http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4W-k524kX4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXhF9vR7p6E Random Quotes From Yours Truly(Me!): So, you're saying that we have homework over the weekend that we have to do? And I have to do it even though I could be at home watching re-runs of Passions?- Me when our evil english teacher gave us homework. I was addicted to soaps back then lol My name. . .is El Taco no Naruto. I like. . .Itachi Uchiha and Gaara no Panda. My dislikes. . .Sauce Que, Sakura the Bitch, and school. My hobbies include. . .taco's. My dreams. . .To invent a device that makes you get your fast food. . .even faster. I will call it. . .the Drive Thru. -Me cosplaying as Naruto a couple months ago Sasuke. Hate me. Detest me. Live in fear of me. Become Emo and an avenger. But remember, THEY SHOULD'VE LEGGO MY EGGO!!!!!- Me as Itachi a couple months ago Popcorn, what?- My friend told me not to say something she told me, and I wasn't even paying attention. I heard popcorn, I think. Yo momma's so fat. . .I don't what to say. Yo mom's fat! You should get that! She's a fat ass! FAT! ASS! Deal with it. SASUKEE!!! DON'T LEEEAVE!! -Naruto(Me) Why?-Sasuke(Sammi) I want my taco's back, dammit!- Naruto(Me) Go away, you stupid pretty blind princess of Konoha who is addicted to talking about fate and destiny and you hate Hinata but I do too so it wouldn't really matter but you're an ass but so are the Dubbing people who make me say Believe It all the time and I will kick your ass in this fight as soon as I stop talking in runon sentences! -Me as Naruto talking about Neji Sasuke, you do not interest me. I am only interested in one thing. Naruto because he is a hot son of a bitch. -me being Itachi NOOO!! COLBY, WAAAAIT!!!! (Me) Why? (SQUEE Colby!!) I WAANT MY MOONEEEY!!! (Me) NEVER!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! (Colby) YOU BASTAAAAARD!! (Me)- I gave Colby some money during the school year last year, and god dammit he never paid me back xD) NOW LEAVING NIKKI'S PAGE OF DOOM!! HAVE A NICE DAY! Eh, since I know you all are wondering when I'll stop posting new stories and actually update xD And deleting most of my fics. Story Status YAY!! Addicted: Yeah, newest obsession to be writing right now. xD It's MPreg, but that won't show up for a while, trust me. So, until later(like, end of the story later), it'll just be non pregnant Naruto, unless you all can make me do it otherwise. xD It's my pride and joy right now. Darkened Angel: Heh, first 'serious' fic, and I had to repost it. But now, I just lost all inspiration for it, and it's deleted. Really no more chance for this. Evil Angel: Yay! People like this!! xD I'm glad, cuz I like it too. :3 I'm working on the next chapter, and I still need meh awesome beta to beta it. Red Dawn: YES! I am making it multi-chap, but it won't be up until 10/4, I think. Or whenever Alex can get me off my lazy ass and actually type it. xP Most Crack fics: I deleted them because one, they were more retarded that Britney shaving her head, and two, too much space on my account. I'm pretty sure that's all, and I won't be writing any more stories, I hope. xD Well, I might write a oneshot or two, or update my crack fics.(AKA: Procrastinating, as Alex has "kindly" put it xP) http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1331209/ -Other account xD Nothing posted yet xP Favorite Movies Grease (The first one, I didn't like the second one as much) (I LOVE SUMMER LOVIN!!!) Titanic Napoleon Dynamite Labyrinth Benchwarmers School For Scoundrels Blades Of Glory An American Haunting Talledega Nights Zoolander Austin Powers (All of them) Saturday Night Fever Eight Legged Freaks Blade (I II amd III) Legally Blonde (1 and 2) Mean Girls Pirates of the Carribean (Curse of the Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chest, and At World's End) Anchorman The Longest Yard South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut The Ring (Only the first one) The Grudge (Both) Back By Midnight Superstar Transformers The Omen (The one from 2006) Dawn of the Dead Shaun of the Dead Slither X-Men: The Last Stand Ice Age (Both) Aliens Day After Tomorrow House Of Wax (xD Only cuz it's funny, if you look at it) Dark Water Hide and Seek |
