Elizabeth Bennet, city/career girl, returns to her hometown after many years away and meets Fitzwilliam Darcy, country/farm boy. A Pride and Prejudice story, with the usual cast of characters - well, most of them. Somewhat canon-ish, but not completely, and with a few...twists. And turns. And flips and flops. How's that for vague? (Rated M for language and sexual situations).

A modern re-telling of the classic romance between Beth Bennet and Mr. Darcy that would make Christian Grey proud. "It's a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman approaching the age of thirty, with a good education and promising career, must be in desperate need of a husband."

Darcy's horse casts a shoe while riding to Pemberley which causes him to miss encountering Elizabeth Bennet who is touring the estate. Thus he is unable to show her his change in behaviour, fails to learn of her improved opinion of him, fails to meet the Gardiners, and fails to learn what happens to Lydia. (Updates on hold for a week or two)