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i like to read,write stories and listen to music

QUOTES

"You used to be so big." -America to England, Hetalia Axis Powers

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

“Behold!” Percy shouted. “The god’s chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”

-Percy Jackson aka Rick Riordan

With great power...comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

-Nico di Angelo in The last Olympian

Jack Frost: Am I on the naught list?

North aka Santa Clause: Naughty list? You hold the record.

Rise of the Guardians Trailer

The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Snape, when I love someone who doesn't love me back.

I promise to remember The Maurauders, when I'm with my friends having the time of our lives.

I promise to remember Draco, when I have to make the hard choice between good and evil.

I promise to remember Hagrid, when I feel that everything in this world should be loved by someone.

I promise to remember Hermione, when none thinks it's ok to be smart, or it's ok to be plain.

I promise to remember Ron, when I don't get any attention for myself.

I promise to remember Sirius whenever I take a risk that may alter my life completely.

I promise to remember Fred and George, when I'm pulling pranks or being sarcastic.

I promise to remember Dumbledore, when I'm making the choice between what is right, and what is easy.

I promise to remember Lupin, when I'm afraid that people will judge me for what I am.

I promise to remember Cho, when I've lost someone close and can't let go.

I promise to remember Ginny, when I need to fight off my demons and be strong.

I promise to remember Percy, when I get too power-hungry and put work before family.

I promise to remember Neville, when I feel worthless inside, but have to keep strong for the ones I love and care about.

And I'll remember Harry Potter, when I need to be brave and make sacrifices for others.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY

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Bad Puns by Pechora reviews
Hades invites Nico to the Underworld and they end up driving Persephone crazy with their bad death/riches puns. Of course, this quickly spreads to the other families.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Hades, Nico A., Persephone
naruto and his akatsuki harem by spikedwolf274 reviews
naruto has had it when sasuke comes back and he leaves read to see what happens to him dark strong smart naruto harem fem akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 11/12/2013
A Minor Bird by Bru21 reviews
Collection of Oneshots titled after songs from Sucre's album 'A Minor Bird'; Mainly Clintasha, minor roles varying for other Avengers-most are AU to the MCU now, but follow canon up to the first Avengers; Lots a Whumpage and Angst, some darker themes particularly in the later oneshots
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 163,535 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Carte Blanche by sss979 reviews
The Doctor offers River carte blanche (well, nearly) on anything she wants to know about him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Chocolate-Chip Cookies and Warm Milk by The Voice of Harmony reviews
It's Luke's first storm after being adopted. Emma, excited to have a little brother, has been waiting for his hand in friendship for weeks. His fear of storms, her love of her brother, and a pinky-promise finally bring them together. One-shot, can be read as a prequel to Cinnamon Buns and Hot Chocolate. It's short, but it's sweet. :)
Jessie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Luke R., Emma R. - Complete
Origin of the Debt by Sinkme reviews
How Clint got Natasha to come to SHIELD. Focuses on developing the backstory of their relationship and why Black Widow feels like she owes Hawkeye so much- told from Clint's perspective. Features Coulson, Fury, and some whump. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,437 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Breaking A Spirit by Wolf Mirage reviews
Jack runs away after being falsely accused by his 'Family' of hurting a child. he hides away, but is found by two new friends? will The Guardians see what they have done to their youngest and gain Jack back, or will Jack join his new friends and leave the guardians forever? Jack!Hurt Jack!Angst Guardians!Guilt *possibly love if i feel like it but review for that!* UPDATED!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Tabula Rasa by PirateKnightoftheRings reviews
No, Comrade," she recited, "Russia is my only family and my country, and I owe everything to that family." Clint worries over Natasha's well-being as she delves into her past. Clintasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
On Homes and Houses by hawkeyethehotguy reviews
AU. She has been on the streets, nowhere to go. Then he messaged her and she knew she would sleep well tonight.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Complicated by White Lioness Spirit reviews
Loki puts Natasha under his spell aboard the Helicarrier. Clint won't let her go that easily. Clint/Natasha and Loki/Natasha pairings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,591 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Laugh Maker by TAMBorange reviews
Elizabeta has gotten herself into a terrible day, and she went home crying. Will a certain albino cheer her up? Read to find out! Sorry if my summary or grammar sucks... Human A/U, pairing: PruHun, AustriaxNyo!Austria and slight AusHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Two for the show by mousie tongue reviews
After her uncle is taken, young Natasha Romanov ends up in state's custody at a group home. She can tough it out alone... but somehow fellow resident Clint Barton becomes the reason she doesn't have to. A high school AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,237 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Roses are Red by pinetree13 reviews
He hated seeing her cry. He hated it even more when he knew he had caused it. He never, ever, wanted to cause her pain. With their timelines, though, avoiding it was hard. oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Love Notes by rarefiednight reviews
Several months after the battle, the Avengers have gone to live in Avengers Tower together. Someone's sending Natasha love notes. She doesn't know who it is, but she knows who she wants it to be - not that he ever would. Or so she thinks... Blackhawk
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Some Things Aren't Funny by Izzyaro reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Magic Tricks by Ravenus reviews
Natasha goes back to Loki for another, more personal interrogation. It drives her insane that Clint is under Loki's control while the key to free her friend is right under her nose. Clint/Natasha. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
He would be Art! by grumpySymphonies reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara are arguing about art, and Deidara makes an interesting point. SasoDei if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Naruto: Wrath of the Gods by Isom reviews
at 6 Naruto is taken from the village to Kami. Years later he returns with power and a mission. civilian council bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,142 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Whiskey and Mistletoe by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
Gilbert is at the bar on Christmas Eve, expecting to spend Christmas alone. But then in walks Elizaveta, and things take a turn for the better. PruHun. Human AU. Twoshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Beautiful by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Lovina wasn't as perfect as Felicia, nowhere near as perfect in nearly every sense. That's why she couldn't bring herself to believe Germany was being sincere when he asked her out. GermanyxFemRomano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My Almost Lover by Ootori Tatsu reviews
It's Hungary's birthday. Austria always forgot and Prussia awlays remembers. Prussia x Hungary, some hinted Spain x Romano and Austria X Switzerland. One Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Smoke'n Brooklyn by AnimeAmber reviews
Johnny kissed her. Whoa. he shook his head grinning./\ Johnny/OC
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,323 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Johnny S., OC - Complete
Maximum Ride Betrayed reviews
Max gets kicked out of the flock because they thought she was working for the school, years later the reunite but can they get her to trust them again in time to save the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Max