You all know what a self-insert is, right? You Quantum Leap into some poor idiot and start trying to change things, protect your favourite characters, save the world? Yeah, I wasn't so lucky. At least those guys don't start out locked in a cage, hours from their pre-ordained death and in a body that can't talk…

What if Jafar was too late finding the Diamond in the Rough? An AU where Aladdin and Jasmine make good their escape, and this time Jasmine is the one doing the lying.

Honour is all, Chivalry is all. After the horrors of the Thousand Thrones, Guillaume de Lusignan a Questing knight of Bretonnia, is thrown into the lands of Ice and Fire. How will this chivalrous knight cope in this new world? And how will he face the horrors of his own land that have followed him? ((OC main character, canon pretty much everyone else))

It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

Roberts Rebellion was a success and Robert Marries Lyanna. Ned had to take Cersei as his wife and Stannis took Elia as his wife to appease Dorne. Peace rains until the Greyjoy Rebellion is put down and Ned takes Theon as his hostage and ward. Six years later Jon Arryn dies and Robert rides North to name his old friend his new hand. (Being rewritten)

Mirrored story from SpaceBattles - Volume 1 from AndrewJTalon. An SI takes over Theon Greyjoy when he's brought to Winterfell as a hostage, and proceeds to bring the Industrial Revolution to Westeros, with the contents of the internet in his mind.

The Fire Lord is lonely and desires the company of a certain Waterbender. He will let no one stand in his way, especially not the Avatar. Naturally, said Waterbender will have something to say about all of this! ... Final story in the Cold Fire trilogy

Romance, action, drama, and a kickass Agni Kai scene all here! Zuko has finally captured the Avatar and his gang for keeps and reclaimed his birthright, but he realizes that honor is much more than that. Warning: includes child abuse, death, some dubcon

When Katara is chased by the Pirates she stole the scroll from, Zuko does more than just save her from them... First story in the Cold Fire trilogy

I was chosen because I had thought it through and because I knew what pain and suffering was. Now I have the chance to see if my ideas can help Shepard save the galaxy. SI.

The battle for the United Republic is over, and Suyin is desperately pulling strings to get Baatar back to Zaofu, though he isn't ready to go home. Meanwhile, a lonely Kuvira awaits her trial from her cell. Without her fiancé, her military, and her Earth Empire supporters, an ironclad legal defense is her only hope of release. Baavira. **COMPLETED 4/12/15**

Trust is a delicate flower that needs to get nurtured and time to grow. Even more so love. A tale of two disparate Wardens forced together, of finding a way to overcome the distrust, and their own painful past in the time of the Blight. An in-depth exploration of the Dalish origin and all DA:O companions. Complete. Note: A newer, rewritten version of this story is available here.

Oceans of blood and the fires of hell. If I'm to be a Targaryen in a world as dangerous as this, there is no sense holding back. At all. And while I'm at it I may just lay down the foundation for a better future. One block at a time. After all history isn't written by who was morally superior, it's written by who won. SI.

An A Song of Ice and Fire FanFic writer wakes up in the body of Robert Baratheon at the beginning of A Game of Thrones. Does he commence to attempt a fix or does he immediately crap himself? Hey, why not both!

Waking up tied to a Weirwood Tree with a Child of the Forest about to stab a dagger into your heart is never a good thing. What follows gives that experience a run for its money though. (Night King Self-Insert Fic)

Adult-content Dark Story with re-imagined Kenkou Cross' Monstergirls and Human Nation of Lescatie. Monstergirls' Empire has humans as chattel slaves, though a new leader, a Succubus is progressive and slowly reforms the empire thanks to an ex-slave who killed her predecessor, fallen to slavery as a child. His vengeful quest led by his trauma changes many, many things...

PTSD Series: "Do you think they will remember us? Will what we did here even matter a week from now? Was any of this worth it?" Male!Human and Female!Turian OC centric

A/U- In the 21st century, the Batarian Hegemony discovers a beautifully violent species known as 'Humans'. After deciding to enslave the entire race, and turn them into their own personal slave warriors, the so-called Masters of War must go against the Makers of Slaves. But is it truly possible to combat an alien threat, when your own species can barely even leave its only home?

Brandon the Shipwright attempted to sail across the Sunset Sea, but never returned, his tomb in the crypts of Winterfell remaining empty. He made landfall on what would become the Sunset Islands and now the youngest son of Brandon VII Stark attempts to cross the Sunset Sea and return to Westeros, this is the tale of his adventure and what it means for Westeros. Winter is Coming.

A modern American man finds himself in Westeros. Armed with foreknowledge, semi-modern technology and with Seven years to prepare, can the new Lord Hunter Whent of Harrenhal decide who wins the Game of Thrones?

The Lord and Lady of Casterly Rock visit her family at Winterfell. How will the Stark family react since Sansa had left two years ago to marry Tyrion Lannister under unforeseen circumstances? How did she changed? How is her life as the infamous Imp's wife

Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder

The continuing adventures of not Ned trying to bring a little peace and sanity to the Seven Kingdoms. Sean's accomplished Step One; and for better or worse, Stannis now sits the Iron Throne. Unfortunately, the King's brother Renly wants Westeros for himself and he's got more than enough swords to do it. What can the actor from Sheffield do to keep the realm from splitting assunder?

Following Robert's Rebellion and the downfall of the Targaryen Dynasty, Robert married Lyanna and Ned returned North. Only to be called to battle six years later against the Greyjoy's. Now Eight Years later Ned is called from his home to help his friend and family. But Dark winds are stirring and this time the realm will bleed like it has never before.

In a semi AU where Master Chief is Shepard's father and decides to visit her on the Normandy. Now complete. :D

Order 66 was more than an order. It was a switch. And when it's flipped and they are told to kill, the clones fight back. AU in which 66 is treated a lot more like the brainwashing it is and the clones are absolutely not okay with it. Series of one shots.

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

Jasper Baratheon, second born son of Robert Baratheon, is respected by the nobles and commoners alike. However, in his fifteenth year, the Royal Family travels to Winterfell to name a new hand of the King and there begins a conflict that will tear apart Jasper's family and the realm itself as cunning lords and decadent kings will all play the game of thrones.

A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU

A young elven craftswoman, friend of the queen, respected member of the Elven community. A nobleman's obsession causes her carefully planned future to diverge upon a much different path: To unite a nation against all odds and stop the Blight.

Zutara, Blutara, PaintedZuko, PaintedBlue! All the same and all great! I'm going to write some shorter things here for these pairings... ZxK, PxB, BxK, PxZ. R&R please, I'm not too good in summaries... I've put it in "T" well... for chapter 11, 12 and 17.

An SI finds himself waking up in Joffrey Baratheon's body. What do you do when you're handed the reigns of the Kingdom, and near absolute sovereignty? Whatever the fuck you want it turns out. (Story is Dark and focused on Smut. Noncon, Coercion, Blackmail and Bondage are heavily featured. Still ends up going better for most of the characters than the show does.)

Bioshock Infinite setting. Focuses on events in Columbia w/ more realism. There'll be sex and such, graphic violence etc. (ergo the title). Oh and Booker/Liz pairing (incest), I choose to ignore dad/dau thing. Reviews are appreciated and... enjoy! Oh and major thanks to Bringthehawt/Katic for giving me the inspiration to write this! Check out their writing as well, it's excellent!

When Ivar Ragnarsson came home to Skyrim, all he wanted was to find a quiet corner of the world and make an honest living. This is the story of how an ordinary smith discovered he was anything but ordinary . . . and how he fought, feasted, and loved his way across the land and into a most unexpected destiny. The first portion of Skyrim, as told in 1000-word vignettes.

When Erdi wished for a strong, proud warrior to be her husband, she never expected him to be so... green. Maybe she should have been more specific? Now two young souls will have to learn that one should never bargain with Daedra who have a sense of humor. M!Orc!OC/Erdi (maid at the Blue Palace)

Yet another creation of mine to help ease my mind, I hope that everyone does not mind seeing this one. I know there are a lot of crossover with Mass Effect and Halo, but no sense not trying a bit of it in my free time. Story on Ice, Updating all NON Halo stories is priority now.

A drop trooper is thrust into combat for the first time. He will have to learn fast in the cauldron of war or die. The conflict is not as simple as it would seem, and Sev will have his faith and better judgement put to the test. Action does start a little late in the story. Big thanks to anon on /tg/ for cover image. Put on indefinite hold so I can work on a new story.

As the icy talons of the Allied Armies curl around Europe in 1944, the proud Gilbert Beilschmidt works as an SS at Auschwitz-Birkenau, where he encounters a Hungarian dissident named Elizabeta, who threatens to change his views. When he tries to flee with her, he betrays the country he once loved, and Ludwig must grapple between his twisted ideals and saving his brother's life.

This is an ADULT-RATED erotic short fiction that takes place in The Elder Scrolls universe. It details the travels of an Imperial merchant, Caleb and his mercenary-for-hire, a Suthay-Raht Khajiit named Kara, and the shenanigans that occur when a curious Khajiit comes onto an Imperial with an aversion to the beast races.

What if Gandalf, while freeing Theoden from Saruman's spells, had also freed Grima? And Grima leaped at the chance to ride with the host of Rohan?

"The knights were no more, and the heroes were dead." - Local floods in Whiterun bring a duo of adventurers to rest in the Bannered Mare. Conversation shifts from banter to bitterness as the two spot a potential dame - a young, innocent and rather busty Argonian maid. Someone had to have her, and all bets were off. (Warning: Entirely OC cast!)

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*

MassKinkMeme Awards, 1st place for 'Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character'. They seem to share the 'black and white' vision, what if 'someone that young' could make Samara consider it won't hurt to feel young again for once. Started during his Archangel days; generally Garrus x Samara, hint of Garrus x Morinth(7Ch), Garrus x Aria(10Ch).

With only a few years removed from the great battle, a new generation of Na'vi has arisen, led by the son of Toruk'makto Jake Sully, and they are eager to finish the battle their parents began. While divisions begin to appear amidst the Na'vi, the humans of Tartarus remain wary for any sign of aggression, and are more than ready to make the first strike, should it be called for...

When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

Song Jae Gu was a bitter young man when he met her, the girl in snake skin boots. It was a meeting that would shape his life. And many years later, the girls of the Wilds would meet him as well. Him and the Monster Lord beside him. It was probably the strangest meeting the Queen would ever have too. But whether the most important meeting was Jae Gu or Alice, well, that's a mystery

It is the 45th millennium and the Imperium is dead.

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)

AU story from the Landsmeet to the End Game, including the events of Awakenings. General Loghain and Warden-Commander Tabris campaign against the Blight. NOW COMPLETE. Re-posted while I tweak, edit, and split a monster final chapter into two.

The Avatar continues his quest to master the elements and defeat the Fire Lord, with Zuko teaching him Firebending. The heat builds up between everyone as the end of summer approaches... especially Zuko and Katara... :includes Blue Spirit!Painted Lady Zutara and Ninja!Zutara!: Set during Season 2 and 3 of the show, with some canon included, but with some really fun twists.

She's got nothing to lose, everything to gain, and she'll be damned if any Blight is going to stop her now. ** On Indefinite Hiatus **

Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete

Japanese-American US Army Ranger Alex Tsougi always considered himself a normal military grunt. That is until he teleports through a magic portal into the world of Zero no tsukaima. WARNING:the following story gets really epic by ch3. Complete!

Cameron's your typical teenager, with worries that didn't really go beyond school or friends. When an infection hits home, however, he finds that his priorities must change, and that he has to fight for his right to live.

After Satine's death, Obi-Wan left the Jedi and the Clone Wars. Now in the most unlikely place, Aayla Secura found the missing Jedi. However this time Obi-Wan wasn't going to run anymore. This time he would take this war into his own hands. AU Obi/Harem

What happens after Order 66 to Ahsoka, Rex, Fives, Echo and other clones. Covers about ten years in which deserter clones are rescued and learn to be civilians.

Zutara, Hades x Persephone inspired. In a land of gods and spirits, Katara is the daughter of the Sea, and Zuko is the powerful and reclusive God of the Fire Realms. Zuko has been pining for her for too long... so he finally takes action.

There is nothing Loghain Mac Tir would not do for his country, but an arranged marriage with a woman half his age is the last thing he thought might be required. Canon-based AU with Elissa as eldest. Spoilers for The Stolen Throne and The Calling.

Loghain goes on a diplomatic mission to Orlais with Maric and learns to despise the Orlesian nobility more than ever. There is, however, Alouette... Loghain/? AU

ZUTARA WEEK 2011 Day Seven: Caught. Years ago, Kya of the Water Tribe was brought to the Fire Nation and became the unlikely guardian of the young prince. Upon his banishment from the kingdom, Zuko decides to give his second mother her freedom. AU

When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina

The Blight is over; Melissa Cousland to be entombed at Weisshaupt. King Alistair must go to Orlais and select a bride of Imperial blood, while in Ferelden the Chantry has plans of its own. A tale of fluffy romance and unfluffy politics. COMPLETE!

For the 400th review of Trouble & Strife, using the reviewer's warden at her request. Set the evening following the wiping out of the Tevinter slavers. While Dorotea Tabris catches up on news with Shianni, Cyrion receives an unexpected guest. COMPLETE.

Humanity is on the brink of self-destruction, and unobtanium may be only hope for our species. While humanity begins their return, they find only a few surviving scientists between them and an increasingly active Eywa, and the promise of a war that would alter the fate of all. A story where Pandora is not an Eden, where desperate battles will determine who lives... and who dies.

"Has anyone ever told you how handsome you are?" "Yes, but those women were...not like you." In which Templar Initiate Alistair proves that he's a good boy, even when he doesn't want to be. For the seven virtues challenge, chastity.

Suu is a single mom with a farm to run. When she meets a peculiar man with no apparent past, she finds herself in a more complicated situation than she anticipated. A Cut/Suu origins story.

ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.

This is Val Royeaux, anything can happen here and does...

What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?

They were engulfed in war and had already lost so much when circumstance pulled them together. - Eventual Ursa/Hakoda, takes place during the show without contradicting canon. -COMPLETE-

In a world where the Fire Nation rules supreme, where allies are really foes and trust is obsolete, where family is a liability and war is known as peace, how will a fragile, fledgling love survive? Sequel to Eclipse.

To rise from humble beginnings isn't a fairytale. It's vicious, bloody, and any promised glory is often lost in the wake of shattered lives... Violence. F.Tabris/Alistair.

After taking the scarred Prince up on his offer to be their captive in the Western Air Temple, Katara finds she has been assigned the most unpleasant job imaginable . . . . Prison Guard. Zutara D/s ReverseCapture

Someone wants Zuko to do something for them. A little ideal I had after reading one of the best AU stories out there. A fluffy little piece I thought of one day.

-PAINTED SPIRIT- FINALE. The Spirit of Wisdom, Wan Shi Tong, concludes the story of the Painted Lady and the Blue Spirit: with so many battles behind them, can they withstand the final test of judgment? AVATAR MYTHOLOGY AU.

The war is over and the gang can finally relax in a world of peace, or so they thought. When the price of world peace is far more than the group originally bargained for, tough sacrifices must be made to appease the feuding nations. Zutara

He wanted to keep her, even though he was not supposed to. He promised her freedom, and she promised him sanity in his own household. She kept her part of the bargain, but he found a way not to keep his. Toph & Aang. Taang. RATED M. COMPLETE.

Sequel to 'Nighttime Sparring'. Suki and Zuko continue to spend more time together sparring. But will a solid friendship become something more? Suki x Zuko

Basic setup. Suki gets fed up with Sokka's cheating, so decides to drown her sorrows in alcoholic drinks. But things heat up when a certain fire bender is elected to find her. Zuko x Suki. SMUT, simply put.

A wacked out tale from beginning to end. *Complete*

Aang is training, and Toph is once again trying to beat the airbender out of him. Wanting to explain his situation, Aang tries to teach her a bit about airbending.

Katara is in dire need, and she is willing to take help wherever she can find it. Zuko can help, but he asks for an unusual exchange. Zutara Now Complete!

COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang

Kanjou. The name sends shivers down the spines of all who hear this deadly assassins name. He is lethal and silent. But this time his prey got away, only there is one thing about him they didn't expect...he will stop at nothing to make his kill. Zutara.

In a matter of weeks, Naruto gains a family, a clan, and above all else, a greater chance of achieving his goals in the form of...TEAM HOKAGE! NarutoFlame of Recca Crossover. NaruHina, among others.

The second book in the Koi trilogy takes off where the last one left off. Eith Azula now out for Zuko's blood, will Koima stick by him and follow him and Uncle whereever they go? New emotions are now thrown into the mix turning it interesting.New Chapter.

Kyle Stevens, just your average 17 year old kid living the average life of any Halo fan. Well what happens when he somehow ends up in the halo universe? How will he react in a world where the game is real? How will he survive the massive Human-Covenant war? And can he change the course of Halo history for the better with the stuff he knows, or will his intervention wreak havok?

Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.

What if Katara hated Zuko, but loved the Blue Spirit? How will Zuko make her love him for him? Zutara fic. some TophAang, SokkaSuki

The tension of ending a war makes people do unexpected things. Like trying to gain forgiveness in exchange of a favour. Who would have thought that was what she had in mind? - Zutara, Zuko x Katara, R&R plz, I've never written anything like this before...

Alternate universe. Hundreds of years later, the Earth Kingdom, now called the Union, dominates the world; to discover the truth behind his name and escape the forces of the Union, Zuko flees to a land known as Acchai. Zutara, Maiko, Sukka, Taang, Jetzula

Deciding and understanding his destiny was the easy part. Zutara. Sequel to Heal prelude to Stand

Zuko tries to stitch things up. Literally. Part One of the Three Chores series.

Painted LadyBlue Spirit by request. Avatar and its characters belong to Nickelodeon and the creators of the show. Not me.

Two legends meet under the light of the moon, each needing something that only the other can give.

What does a blue mask, 2 swords, and a comet have to do with destiny? A banished prince accepts his place in the shadow to only be called upon by fate to act once again.

AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara

A 16 year old girl had been held as a slave for over three years, that is, until one night when The Blue Spirit comes. Can Zuko help this girl, and kill the one responsable for her abuse? Rated M for obvious stuff. FINALLY! THE LAST CHAPTER! Completed!

[SEQUEL ARRIVED] Katara had 2 choices: to watch her village die by the hands of the Fire Nation or become Zuko’s personal slave, one who must serve her master in every possible way, with anything his heart desires. :.:Zuko&Katara:.:

What do you buy for the man who can have anything but wants only one thing? Find out what Iroh's got in store for Zuko's 17th birthday! Continued by popular demand! COMPLETE!

Sequel to Everything For A Price: Hope for a future faces new trials as old enemies and new threats arise Zuko must face his inner demons, while Katara confronts a murderer. ZK