C.J.Black
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Joined 07-12-07, id: 1324084, Profile Updated: 03-10-09
Author has written 1 story for X-overs.

My name's Marissa, and I LOVE to write. I also am not crazy in love with my name. My characters are usually named Lyla Black, or C.J. Black and things like that. My friends used to call me C.J. after a charrie of mine, but I sort of grew out of that. Now I'm Gweedz, (long story,don't ask why) but for some reason, I'm growing out of that name too. Know what? Just check out my profile. I know long one's are annoying to read all the way through, so I'll try to keep it as brief as possible, and I won't put any of that extra baggage quotes and things in it, except for a few profound quotes I might find.

Few personal facts:

Height: 5' 2 1/2" (Five foot two and a half) and still growing

Weight: Around 105-110

Eye color: Varies from caramel and dark brown to gold and green

Hair: Brown with caramel highlights (People (Strangers included)are constantly complimenting how soft it is...it's a little creepy when it's a random person though. Friends I'm okay with.)

What I'm doing right now: Trying not to fall asleep since it's 1:14 in the morning, and watching Rent and hoping not to wake up my mom. (The Rent with Will Chase, the most recent on Broadway. Got it from Redbox)

Interests: Manga, Anime, Roleplaying, Movies, Jugie boogie boy(LOL NO WAY I WOULD NEVER, it just came up on Rent and I like the sound of the name), I like to read as well, boxing, and singing

Hates: Homework, abuse to animals. Being ignored for no reason. If you have a problem with me say it to my face please. Not being messaged.

Animals: I have a bunch of fish, a cat, and three dogs, but I will never be a vet, because if any of my patients dies, I will never forgive myself.

What do I want to be when I grow up?: Archaeologist most likely, or singer, or actress

Alright I'm pretty much done. Message me for anything. Even if you have nothing important to say, everyone likes messages. ; )

'Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present.' (From before Kung Fu Panda)

'Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass -- it's about learning how to dance in the rain.' ~ Unknown

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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
AIM chat: A Story of DECEIT by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Will, Elizabeth, and Jack all engage into a riveting conversation... on AIM, of course.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
House Cats by MLS1984 reviews
House gets a big surprise on his birthday...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
What Twilight Is by Soldier.Seer reviews
It is focus, obsession, and endangering my bank account. This is what Twilight is to me.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Twelve and Counting by KISS1971 reviews
House's secret of raising his 12 year old son that Cuddy placed for adoption is out. Now they are racing against the clock to save young Braeden's life, and the methods they use could destroy any future they may have had together.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,842 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Pirating 101 by Angel's Star reviews
Travel back into the time of pirates with these girls and a boy who want to learn how to be pirates for themselves as they experience adventure, drama, and the high seas. Classes are taught by the POTC cast themselves! Credit goes to Camillla Sandman.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,830 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007
The Keeper of the Code and His Diary by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Teague Sparrow's diary chronicling the birth and childhood of everyone's favorite pirate... God, I make it sound like it's so serious... um, MUSHROOM! HA! Try to take my story seriously NOW! i DARE you!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Killing for Peanuts by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Now that our witty Jack is alive, there are twenty neglected fauxJacks on board the fauxPearl back in Davy's Locker. Tensions are high and insanity is swarming around like angry CLAMS! Don't know HOW you can tell a clam is angry but, go with it! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Twilight Top 10! by xXJust CrazyXx reviews
A top 10 list for the Twilight series.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007
Avast by mypiratecat1 reviews
PreCOTBP. Bittersweet one shot. A 17 year old Jack Sparrow meets Bootstrap Bill Turner's little boy, Will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007
A Trip In Time by ReganBean reviews
Amelia Morgan, 21st Century girl is thrown into an unbelievable 18th century world.What will she do when she has to pair up with Jack Sparrow, her least favorite character from her least favorite movie?Have the greatest adventure of her life of course. JO
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,657 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Flight of the Sparrow by PhoenixEternal reviews
Jack Sparrow had bested death more times then any other...But not this time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Tales From the Sea by Luna32 reviews
What happen when Abel meets Jack Sparrow?
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Good Business by mypiratecat1 reviews
PreCOTBP. A very fateful meeting between Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett. One Shot, COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
At Wit's End by Princess Bertha reviews
Beckett and Norrington are enjoying some tea in the afterlife, but manage to find time to torment Davy Jones, Governor Swann, and Will Turner. All 3 chapters now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Just a Pirate by Single.Voice reviews
[complete] Elizabeth, Jack, the question of right or wrong, and a good choice of words on Captain Jack Sparrow's part. [post DMC] JackElizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Four Story House by Moniter reviews
A few stories about House on clinic duty.EDIT: Reformatted.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - G. House - Complete
Names by mypiratecat1 reviews
Just a fun little drabble that I came up with this morning. A conversation between Elizabeth, Will and Jack. WE, Jack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Quiet Company by HouseAddict16 reviews
House and I have more in common than we think...Summary isn't too good, this is a new idea for me R and R please.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006
Saving Souls by Heartaches-by-the-Number reviews
The final in the Ashley Sparrow trilogy, sequel to 'Two sparrows and a blood debt'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
By the Hand of Jack Sparrow by WenchesHaveMoreFun reviews
Supernatural event in Bermuda Triangle dumps presentday girl into the ocean to be rescued by Black Pearl. A selfinsert, so ye be warned. First FF, R&R. Pirates in Ch.2 Rated for bad language. NOW COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,461 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The Grand High Depp Society by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
I love Johnny Depp so much, i decided to make almost all his characters meet. The only reason i decided this wasn't going to be a crossover was because i was too lazy... and jack's the mainESt character
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Laments Of The Champions by E. Linnet reviews
...Of the World. Hey, what can I say? They felt musical. [New chapter Punk Rock 101... Pirates way]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
A Prank That Went to Far by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Dwight gets locked in the Office over night and must fend for himself... don't be afraid... it's a LOT more pathetic than it seems...
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Time of Death by Jackie Prince reviews
A short oneshot about House, M.D. R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2006 - G. House - Complete
101 Pirate Tales by Cheap-Perfume reviews
101 Drabbles all about everyone's favorite pirate and his merry crew. Things could get a little raunchy back here! Warnings are in the author notes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006
You Forget One Very Important Thing Mate by Heartaches-by-the-Number reviews
Jack Sparrow has a daughter, not that he knows about it. Amidst many piratical, familial squabbles emerges Elizabeth Swann; determind to change Ashley Sparrow from a cavorting pirate into a lustrous lady.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,340 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Siren by JacksMermaid reviews
PostDMC, SPOILERS! Elizabeth again desperately casts her thoughts out toward Jack, as the rest of the crew watches and wonders. Mythology refs, angsty, romance. Slightly ties in to In Dreams. JE, as always.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
In Dreams by JacksMermaid reviews
A romantic, angsty short about what is in the minds of Elizabeth, Will and Jack... where ever he might be. PostDMC, SPOILERS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Compass is Broken by ashlyns reviews
DMC Spoilers! My first poem...ever...about Elizabeth's feelings on what the Compass is telling her about Jack, and what she'll do with these feelings.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Hours by Blackhole116 reviews
This is a twopart HouseWilson death story from Cuddy's point of view. Reviews would really be appreciated.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Silence by NidrianRuuthane reviews
My first House fic. Oneshot Drabble. House POV introspective.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
51 ways to annoy Severus Snape by Twister the Dragon reviews
This is about the day James potter and Remus Lupin......... It's 51 ways to annoy Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Severus S.
51 ways to annoy Commadore James Norrington by Twister the Dragon reviews
The title IS the summary
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
51 ways to annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by Twister the Dragon reviews
Again, the title says it all
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Just a Cat by Raggedy Doctor reviews
I'm very sad right now so I wrote this. House unwillingly gains a cat. Not a cute little kitten, but a middle aged cat that's slightly chunky with a stub for a tail. Sad ending
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - G. House - Complete
Its all in the eyes by redh reviews
Jack sees a knew Will and Will finds the hidden Jack. “She talks.”“Elizabeth?”“What kind of pirate are you?” Will asked sarcastically, “I’m talkin about the sea.”“The best that there is whelp, I just never heard you say anything like that.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
Cap'n Jack Sparrow by bloody-awful reviews
I short poem I wrote shortly after the release of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. I thought it was funny and figured someone might get some enjoyment out of it. Please Read and Review. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Masters Gold by Hils reviews
Jack Sparrow gets more than he bargained for when he goes after Horace Masters' treasure map. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 87,710 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
The Two Loves of a Sparrow by AngelEyes2122 reviews
An unplanned interview with the captain of the Pearl, Jack Sparrow. An inside look at the two loves in his life.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
High Flier by TheOriginalRhi reviews
COMPLETED...Normally people run away to the circus, so what happens when a girl runs away from the circus and runs (literally) into Jack Sparrow? Sorry, Captain Jack Sparrow. Read on to find out...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,118 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Complete
Is This part of the ride? by Valia owls reviews
COMPLETE! Mara and Jen go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World only to be transported to the time of Captain Jack Sparrow. JOC & WOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Complete
Jack & You by Jack Sparrow's Love Life reviews
Ever wanted to be a pirate? Ever wanted to meet Jack? Love life with him beyond your imagination? Well not anymore I hope you enjoy a Jack and You love life story because here it is..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2004
Luck of the Sparrow by darkdancer reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean in Ballad format. Naturally starring Captain Jack Sparrow. Will Turner fans beware
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2003
Flight of the Sparrow by Eledhwen reviews
Jack Sparrow, from cabin boy to captain, child to man. Chapter 32: mutiny.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,623 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003
Rum by Thalia Weaver reviews
Something that started as a drabble and grew. A character sketch on Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2003
jack sparrow drabbles and poems reviews
hey.this is complete, but will be updated later...maybe.anyways, it's a series of poems and drabbles about Captain Jack Sparrow and his friends enemies.i hope you like it, and please R&R, this is my first story and i haven't gotten to bask in reviews yet!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007