Our Pale Companionhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, and Sweeney Todd. I'm Phil - I'm 31, queer, non-binary, my pronouns are he/him. I am the slowest writer in the history of the world. I make Harper Lee look like Stephen King. If you come to me looking for instant gratification and regular updates, I am gonna have to disappoint you, friendo. I write predominately in the Tolkien fandom, but have strayed into others for a spell, such as Doctor Who, Star Trek, and Sweeney Todd, as well as some original stuff. Please leave me reviews. Endless reviews. Glowing (hopefully?) reviews. God knows, I need the encouragement. |
The Way Is Shut by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
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The Heart of the North reviews
As the War of the Ring unfolds and envelops Middle-Earth, Tauriel finds herself once more fighting alongside Dwarves and Men. Sixty years may have passed since the Battle of Five Armies, but those scars run deep. To protect the North, she will venture deeper into darkness than any Elf has ever dared.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Tauriel
The Time of the Ancient Mariner reviews
With the fall of Gondolin, Elvish power in Beleriand is almost extinct. Morgoth controls the North, and it's only a matter of time until the Mouths of Sirion are decimated by his hordes. But into this hopeless situation falls a madman in a box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/15/2015 - 12th Doctor, Eärendil
Lovett reviews
In the aftermath of the terrible scene found at 152 Fleet Street, an undated letter was found in the bureau of Mrs Lovett. These details were never made public...until now.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2018 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L., Lucy B., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Music of the Ainur reviews
Five-and-a-half millennia after leaving their home galaxy, the crew of the city-sized seeding ship Iluvátar reach their goal - a sunless primordial planet, waiting to be turned into a new homeworld. But Chief Engineer Melkor has his own designs for "Arda Project", and his megalomania threatens to doom them all...
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,840 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Fëanor, Manwë, Morgoth, Varda
Cover To Our Bones reviews
The long, long ages of the Earth have come to an end for the last of the Elves. It's time to rest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Thranduil - Complete
The Rites of Spring reviews
Averell has lived her whole life in isolation. The War of the Ring has passed her by. Now, in the Fourth Age, a woman out of time must learn to find her place in a world she doesn't understand - and which doesn't understand her.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - OC
Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest reviews
Hogwarts, 1998. Voldemort is dead. The world is safe. Harry has goodbyes to say to the last of those who fell for him, but the opportunity for a first - and last - conversation presents itself. A two-part one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Exterminator reviews
Ten/Rose. The Doctor and Rose find themselves in 1980's London after a mid-flight collision with an impossible entity; another time-traveller. However, their leaving plans are cut short by a terrifying new foe, threatening Rose's very existence!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Heavy Horses reviews
Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler. At the mercy of Oliver Cromwell's New Model Army in Commonwealth Britain, the Doctor is called upon to solve a series of murders which may not be entirely human in origin.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Our Pale Companion reviews
It is the winter of the Marauder's sixth year at Hogwarts. After an accident at Quidditch training, Remus and Sirius will find their friendship tested to it's very limits. Will the brotherhood be broken?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Head That Wears A Crown reviews
Severus Snape has done terrible things to rise to the position of Headmaster of Hogwarts, but there's one person who will always understand him. Or will she?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Severus S. - Complete