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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 8,228 - Follows: 10,190 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,792 - Follows: 11,272 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
raison d’être by omens reviews
“You want to make things better? It’s simple; save Fred Weasley.” In which Hermione redoes Deathly Hallows and fixes it all, including herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,972 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sickening Frequency Distortion by RoxIsGone reviews
When Kenny turned up mutilated and very much dead without return, both Stan and Craig find themselves rushing to not lose their minds and themselves when the things that go bump in the night start come knocking at every moment. With Kenny as their gore-laddened ringleader. But why? Kenny, why? (First chapter rewritten and republished!)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M.
Population act 2578 by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Fic adopted from Merlin's Mistress. Hermione's life was starting to settle down, well that was until the ministry decided to step in. Rated M for possible lemons... formerly Laws of Engagement, title changed to avoid confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Leaving Home by jade94 reviews
Harry is forced to leave England when a Magical Creature law tries to force him with someone he hates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,366 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Morning Suprise by Pandora80 reviews
Hermione wakes the morning after a party, to find a suprise or two in the bed. FW/HG/GW Ignore some of book six, and all of book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,378 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Not Listening by TheBucketWoman reviews
"In American Sign Language there was more than one way to say what she said. She used the three part sign, pointing to herself, crossing her arms over her chest, then pointing at him." AU Dasey, among other pairings.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 262,841 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Their Companion by CasperBleu reviews
After a fight with her parents, Hermione goes to the burrow to find no one but George home. With no where else to go, she stays with him until the rest of the Weasley's and Harry return home. HGGW. Rtd K for now. Rating could change. Not HBP/DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,712 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hermione G., George W.
And Night Shall Reveal The Color Of Your Fear by StillWaters1 reviews
"So even now, at the biblical realization of the world's end, with the imminent coming of perpetual blackness, Dean still saw white." A reflection on what really haunts the brothers at the end of the fifth season.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gravitational Lensing by Anti-Logic reviews
Greasestuck AU. All Kanaya wanted to do was buy Rose a Coke. Rose/Kanaya
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
The Photo Project by Livenow1234 reviews
Craig and Tweek have to work together on a project for their photography class. They surely won't get along, though. They're pretty much opposites. Right? Maybe this project will bring them together! M for future chapters; fluff; will have a happy ending!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,419 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Keep You Better by Squinterian reviews
... washes dumpster vegetables and contemplates Hanna's health.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zombie - Complete
the sun also rises by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
Every Sunday, when Casey has her advanced pottery class at the Y, Derek smokes cigarettes out by the river and thinks, which turns out to be far more dangerous an occupation than he had originally presumed.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Soul Mated by DaftWoman reviews
Post war the Ministry enacts a marriage law, but that's okay with Hermione because she and Ron finally have their happy ending. Don't they? EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,198 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Bill W.
Dance in the Dark by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
"Prophyric Hemophilia, more commonly known as vampirism, is an enzyme disorder transfered through blood and other bodily fluids. Most victims unknowingly catch it through intercourse." Kyle's eyes widened. He knew exactly who did this to him. Vampirefic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kyle B.
The Ego and the Id by Cliscia reviews
He wasn't insane, because they were not voices, they were real, and they were always watching. After all, sanity is relative. Professor Chaos x Majorine x Butters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Butters S. - Complete
Karma by anthrop reviews
Abuse is like karma; what goes around comes around.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Veser - Complete
Undateable by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione knew better than to form a crush on any of the boys in Gryffindor house. They were all so undateable! If only there were something she could do about it... something other than fall for George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Of Mormons and Superheroes by RoxIsGone reviews
Walk down a dark street at night? Stupid. Follow a stranger into an alley? Even worse. Get saved from a potential mugging by a power tool wielding hero? Better. Get seduced by said hero up against a wall? Nooow you've got it. Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
Outcasting English by Xenanutra reviews
"I cannot wait to see the day when your rotten carcass will be stripped away by the hungry mouths of worms." If there was one thing Phillip Pip Pirrup knew, it was that he really knew nothing at all. DIP. Not your normal lovey-dovey slash. Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,243 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Pip P., Damien
Daydream Charm? by irishgirl1013 reviews
No longer a oneshot! Fred slips something into Hermione's tea that causes them to see each other in a new light. Mischief and lemons ensue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Hanna and the Zombies by funkyjunkie reviews
Band AU: in which everyone is human and exists solely to irritate Conrad. Hanna/unZombie.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 8,165 - Follows: 8,161 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Little by Qindarka reviews
Everything looks bigger from the inside out. Slash, CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5294 - Favs: 11,903 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Red Leaves, Cool Air, Chapped Lips by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Josh and Metis both love autumn. And, apparently, making out in inappropriate places. Josh/Metis fluff.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Josh, Metis - Complete
Selfish by koneko zero reviews
"It's only natural that he's interested in what the other boy has moved on to. It has no deeper meaning. It's simple human curiosity." Except that it does, and it isn't.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Charles, Jay - Complete
Spell Check by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Hermione spends some time at the Burrow and takes a job at Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Oh the possibilities! Post DH with some adjustments and definite spoilers. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,230 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
What Paper Poets Only Write by ophelietta reviews
"I think the time never changes here. It is always once upon a time." A princess, a witch, a cat, the Moon, and the way the story might've ended. Hints of November/Perrault. Edited Ver. 2.0 as of Dec. 04/10.
No Rest for the Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Strange Fascination by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Before he even knew his name, Josh couldn't help but notice Metis. Josh pov.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Josh, Metis - Complete
so tell me when you're gonna let me in by jaegermighty reviews
In which real, grown-up life is uh, actually not all that fun, sometimes. casey/derek, for phoebep via the help haiti auction
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Noise by anthrop reviews
Conrad continues to adapt to being a vampire, while his ears adapt to hearing every pulse in his complex.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Conrad A., Zombie - Complete
the happiness that attends disaster by Seaouryou reviews
StanCraig, TokenTweek, KyleKenny, PipDamien, CraigClyde, RedAnnie, MoleGregory, JimboNed, GaryStan, ButtersDougie, StanToken, TweekCraig, ChoksondikMackey, LexusButters, StuartGerald, WendyBebe... and many more. 28 drabbles in all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Seize The Day by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Ike returns to South Park after a near ten-year absence, looking for answers. But he might not like what he finds. Slash, complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,223 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ike B. - Complete
Moon by Tigeress33565 reviews
When Craig had him in his lap, their naked bodies sliding together with sweat forming on their skin. When his wild hair was slicked back with sweat and his body was flushed red and Craig had a tight grip on his hips. Semi-Lemon Slash Craig/Tweek Drabble.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
He Comes Back by It's Unavoidable reviews
But he leaves me behind. Stenny Stan/Kenny oneshot Warnings for: lots of gay
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Matrimoanal Blisters by SEZCPL reviews
A couple check into a hotel. It's obvious to all that this is a relationship built on sand - probably of the 'quick' variety. What is Derek doing married to the cute brunette with the blue eyes. And why is everything not quite as it seems? - DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 128,102 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
You'll Forget by whocares10315 reviews
Kenny comforts a heartbroken Stan, telling him time heals and that he'll soon forget…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Futuritis Redux by pheobe p reviews
What happened during Futuritis when we weren't looking? Eventual Dasey ... The beginning chapters are a repost
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,159 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Derek V. - Complete
Denominator by brightened reviews
Stan and Kyle, growing up.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Wrong But It's Right by Kylara Kitsune reviews
With the help of Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
A Study In Desire by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Someone should really look into naming a pathological condition after her. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
These Days Just Slip Away by The Brat Prince reviews
When you want something, you have to take it. You have to grab it by the balls, and throw down. SLASH. Craig/Clyde, Craig/Token, Style, and K squared.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Craig T., Kyle B.
One Shots by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
This is where my one-shots live. Story number five: Cold. In Butters dreams, Kenny is always cold.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The Rules by Shinoko reviews
He wasn't someone who she would normally notice, but over the course of time, Hermione found herself noticing that George as more than just the older brother of her best friend. Not that she'd ever admit it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Hermione G., George W.
a fragment is defined by what it lacks by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Ladies and Gentlemen - Derek Venturi, matchmaking eunuch...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
You Found Me Broken by LoveHGSS reviews
Hermione comforts George the night after the battle. Full summary inside. R&R please! Not my usual stuff, but I think it's good!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Time Stops by ketamine.methanol reviews
Kenny and Kyle wander the world in search of an answer to gain their wings. K2, hinted Stendy and Creek.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Onwards and Upwards by EE's Skysong reviews
Valentine as he was before the movie. 'You're an awful, awful man.' Was that true? Were Valentines awful? They were wonderful, of course, but what was wonderful wasn't always good. Slight H/V.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
One Plausible Scenario by Phoenix Satori reviews
Derek tries his hand at story-telling and finds himself devilishly proficient. Emphasis on 'devilishly.' rated for adult-type touching. ::Dasey::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
Unspoken Agreement by MiHnn reviews
What happened, never happened. Right?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,455 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Soliloquy by ketamine.methanol reviews
A demon's love is the most violent kind. Rated MA for many many reasons. Dip. Not really meant for the faint of heart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Parental Conversations by SEZCPL reviews
The Story of Life With Derek through the conversations of Nora and George. McDonald/Venturi love...it comes in threes.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - George V., Nora M.
Equals Love, Does Not Equal Love by talcumpowder reviews
Porn can totally be educational. Josh/Metis.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Josh, Metis - Complete
Off The Wall by ketamine.methanol reviews
Kenny catches his husband with his best friend. Kenny/Craig/Kyle. Rated MA for sexuality, slash, language. Lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Management by SEZCPL reviews
Prequel to The Wedding. After being spotted on a talent show, Casey has made it big as a singer and Derek...well, he's been chasing a girl again and look where it's got him! Unashamedly DASEY!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,339 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
endless rain into a paper cup by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Peanut butter and love, sort of.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
The Weight of Water by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Because sometimes, it's that easy. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Shakespeare by zherotan reviews
Drabble. Acting is the only thing they have in common.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Wedding by SEZCPL reviews
Casey. I really appreciate you giving ‘Hello’ magazine this job... we’ll make this a double sized spread if you sign a commitment to let us handle your next two marriages." "Kendra. There aren't going to be more weddings. He's IT" "Yes but who is HE?"
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
sunlight through the broken glass by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Heartbreak, fixations, pretences. They're a sort of cliché. Except not. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Bus Rides by ponderer reviews
It all started on a bus. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Afterglow by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
She's sixteen and she's just too young. Peter/Lucy
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Perils of Passing Time by MiHnn reviews
As time passes, so do thoughts, feelings... and opinions of certain step-brothers who shall remain nameless. Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
rattlesnakes and romance by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
-AU- How I Met Your Stepbrother Remix. Casey Venturi and Derek McDonald face off. Only one of them is going to make it out alive, and that one is probably Emily Davis.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Uncle Derek by SEZCPL reviews
...In the absence of any other female in the vicinity you decide to molest me." "...you smell too much for me to find you attractive." They're 30 and supposed to be grown up, so why was her bra full of sand? Gentle Dasey...again.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Days Like These by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Sometimes, she really doesn't get him. Derek/Casey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
You Can Never Go Back by The Brat Prince reviews
Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,055 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Ties That Bind by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Derek discovers items of bondage in Casey's room and decides to surprise her one night. Dom!Derek. Written for the tweendom-anon meme.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Possessions by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,793 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
And She Was by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
And the letter which his sister -his only sister- had pressed into his hands that read "Smerek, you're an idiot. Sincerely- Smarti".
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Paul by SEZCPL reviews
Fifteen years after he left SJST, Paul runs into a former student. (Revised 2012)
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
You Can Write it on My Grave by Natsu reviews
A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Everybody Wants To Rule The World by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Could he have made it any more obvious? Derek/Casey -oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Breaking The Cycle by The Cursed and Torn reviews
Harry is offered a choice to do what is right, or what is easy. What is his decision? Rated T for Violence and Language. Rating Subjected To Change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
So Much Better Without You by MeltingHoneyTea reviews
It's alright, it's okay. I want payback, Ronald Weasley, for what you have done. DM/HG/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Starting Line by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
"Why do you care?" He does. N't. Doesn't. Wait, what was the question again? Derek/Casey. Post Futuritis.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Sore Must Be The Storm by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It's tradition. Derek/Lizzie
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Derek V., Lizzie M. - Complete
all that's best of dark and bright by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
P.S. I have a life, thank you very much! Just because it doesn’t involve booze and sorority parties doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I have a very fulfilling life, full of coffeehouses and poetry readings. What is your life full of, Derek? Hockey? -Future-
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Messy by super manako sohma reviews
Christophe's got a messy way of doing things. Warning: blood, decaying death and slash. ChristophexGregory
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Dissolution by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
He's never heard of Mark Twain, and he's been flunking geography continuously since fourth grade. So what are the chances he’ll get ‘Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt’? Derek-centric.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
Anywhere Else But Here by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,637 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Head Case by Phoenix Satori reviews
A thin contrivance compels Derek to forsake his loyalties. ::Dasey::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Like Today Never Happened by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
You always were such a convincing liar, Derek. Casey's POV to 'Dare You To Move'
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
In Flagrante Delicto by Phoenix Satori reviews
Holy Sexcapades, Batman! Rated ‘M’ for Mastectomy. ::Dasey –was there ever any doubt?::
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
Dare You To Move by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
You're such a hypocrite, beautiful. DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Sounds of Silence by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It's only when she's left his room, and he's lying awake, aching for something he can't explain, that it occurs to him. She hadn't said his name. CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Wait by ponderer reviews
Here’s something you should know: Derek also realized that being just friends with Casey wasn’t fine. DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Fighting Words by ponderer reviews
“It’s going to be okay,” Derek says huskily into her ear and she shivers from her nerves and maybe his closeness too. DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Road to Nowhere by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Five fantasies Derek has definitely, positively, absolutely never had. Really. Derek/Casey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
the heritage classic by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
In an unprecedented third period turnabout, Casey and Derek stop fighting. Chaos ensues.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
PB & Casey by Phoenix Satori reviews
Casey turns to The Expert for advice. Derek has an Epiphany that turns out to be his hormones in clever disguise. Warning: Peanut Butter- Bashing ::Derek/Casey::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
Jersey Girl by Phoenix Satori reviews
Someone is wearing Derek's jersey who shouldn't be. Derek is justifiably outraged. Retaliatory action is taken. Some Other Stuff happens, too, but that's beside the point. ::Derek/Casey --because the chemistry leaves us very little other choice::
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
one revolution around the sun by acronymed reviews
It's not about Max, or flipping your hair, or short skirts. It's about why you keep going back when you know you can do better. Emily decides to fix her best friend because no one else can. — Emily, Derek/Casey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
How To Play Charades by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
The thing to know about him is; he's always been clueless. Like that movie Casey likes so much. The one in which those step-siblings get together. And it's not as if he's ever wondered whether that was supposed to imply something. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Absolution of Gravity by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
And here you thought winning a competition together might actually make them get along in dance class. Derek/Casey -oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
That Future Thing by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Challenge fic. Kyle and Stan find themselves transported to a future torn apart by war. Time is fast running out for South Park, but can a handful of Resistance fighters really make a difference? Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,139 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
Different for Girls by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,549 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Save me from madness by jannikajade reviews
It's the first semester of Derek and Casey's junior year in college and Casey is spending a lot of time visiting Derek. Dasey. One Shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
fractured pieces of symmetry by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
"The memory of this night will remain with you as surely as if it were branded onto your skin. How will it feel, Casey, to be with the guy of your dreams and to be wishing that he was your stepbrother?" Because DerekCasey is never that simple.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Evolution by Zanni-Smile reviews
A mistake. A regret. A crossroads. An attempt at a natural progression. *Jay/Charles, strays from canon*
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
What We Did On Our Summer Vacation by hayseed42 reviews
Nora said their summer trip to the country was going to be an adventure. She didn't mean it quite so literally, but when have Casey and Derek ever been any good at doing what they're told? A slow-building Dasey. *Complete*
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,469 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Unhappily Ever After by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Dasey. Futurefic. "Are you RECYCLING insults for me?" she asked, insulted beyond measure.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,715 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Deseo Que Estuvieras Aquí by TheBucketWoman reviews
Slightly late flashfic for juliasfish. A trip to Spain. A prank. Some Dasey. What else do ya need?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Changes by ponderer reviews
“See, Derek Venturi would never blush. Now he does. I wonder who else changed,” she says smugly. DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Reunions and Reluctant Partings by TheBucketWoman reviews
Flashfic for Moonlit-Jeannie. In which there are coincidences, misunderstandings and some slobber. Friendship and Fluff.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sam - Complete
Mixed Tape by ponderer reviews
The sad beat of the bass matches your heart, and a place in your stomach feels queasy at the prospect of the happy." DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Dictionary Definition of Whipped by TheBucketWoman reviews
Flashfic for bsloths. The senior prom, and all the craziness that goes along with it. Dasey, Shemily, Kenvor, among others.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Undeleted Sixteenth by December reviews
A late night viewing of videos on a laptop leads to more questions than answers. Really late flashfic for bsloths
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Words by ponderer reviews
“It is a whisper of his kiss, a quiet murmur of appreciation for what you are to him…” DASEY kinda sorta a sequel to Great Pretender, but can be enjoyed seperately.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
A Venturi Plan of Action by juliashappyfish reviews
Flashfic for Invalid Minds. Marti Venturi has a hard life. She has to deal with her crazy family, school, her annoying best friend Naomi... and now she has to play matchmaker. Marti's POV. Dasey with hints of Lizwin and Geora if you squint really hard .
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Oh, Lovely You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
One shot Lemon for Stan and Kyle. : Kyle and Stan fight, Stan goes to apologize...sexy chaos ensues...MUAH HA HA HA
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Life Is Like A Box Of Bugs by Perivates reviews
...in that you never know what you're gonna get, and sometimes it comes out all gooey. A slowly growing collection of drabbles, just because I get struck with random ideas. StanKyle. Newest drabble: In Lieu of Ladders
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,365 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Mating Rituals by jaegermighty reviews
Flashfic for Brandi bsloths . Derek and Max throw down, yo. Three guesses why. One-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Entertaining The Possibility by TheBucketWoman reviews
Flashfic for Invalid Minds. Emily runs into someone she never thought she'd see again.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Emily - Complete
Dreamy Bread by December reviews
flashfic for Mac-alicious. There is reason our lives aren't narrated. Even in dreams, we don't want to know what others are thinking. Inside a strange Dasey-hinted dream. Don't worry, there is food. A commerical parody
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
And The Winner Is by TheBucketWoman reviews
Four months after How to Fall Head over Heels. The fighting is over, the romance beginning, and suddenly everything's a competition. Final Chapter up.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,556 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
boy cubed by acronymed reviews
The boys hold an intervention of sorts and Ralph talks about the only thing he remembers from math: protractors. — Derek, Sam, Ralph.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Derek V. - Complete
Family Dynamics by jaegermighty reviews
Derek/Casey. It's funny, how family can manage to be both suffocation and salvation at the same time. Flashfic for Moonlit-Jeannie.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,229 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
The Great Pretender by ponderer reviews
You will never be able to make her that angry. Angst galore. Max/Casey, Derek/Casey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Can't Beat 'Em, Join Em by TheBucketWoman reviews
This year's Battle of the Bands is coming, and Derek thought he could beat out the competition. Little does he know...Shemily, Eventual Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,997 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Tales From The Kiddie Table by TheBucketWoman reviews
Kiddie Table he muttered. I'm less than a month away from turning eighteen and I'm going to be at the kiddie table. Extremely fluffy Dasey and Lizwin Christmas oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Live a Little Dangerously by soulmatesDC reviews
Parents away for the weekend, check. Party going on in the living room, check. Derek and Casey locked in the bathroom, check. Same outcome as before, not on your life.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Bartering Lines by jaegermighty reviews
[Life With Derek] The process of a relationship. [oneshot] Casey and Derek.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
A Family Affair by Kelly123 reviews
Casey wants no part of what Nora and George are suggesting. I mean, EWW! ONESHOT.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Grape Juice by juliashappyfish reviews
An inebriated Emily proves to be a source of frustration for both Casey and Derek. But the night is far from over. Short DerekxCasey fluff XD
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Pedigrees of a Different Nature by soulmatesDC reviews
A conversation between Derek and Casey can be applied to something other than the current topic. Short, oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
With Whom to Dance by EE's Skysong reviews
He is Valentine, but he's not quite her Valentine he's not quite anyone's Valentine. And Helena doesn't really care as long as he'll dance with her. Some VxH
MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Road to Scarborough by jaegermighty reviews
[Life With Derek] Casey has always had trouble keeping things in her life running smoothly. Why should running out on her wedding be any different? [Casey.Derek] OneShot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,013 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not by Clell65619 reviews
Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Fall Head Over Heels by TheBucketWoman reviews
An accident during hockey practice changes everything. Complete and Total Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Natural by Claro3 reviews
Of all the things Casey never thought of Derek as, a natural reader was high on the list. Mild Dasey. First LWD fic. T for very mild language. Nominated for a Best of Fandom 2007 UFO Award
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Family Resemblace by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
A rather familiar bedtime story.
MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Rifts by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
He always felt there was something between them.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Giving to the Greater Good by style xx reviews
In a botched attempt to get back together with Stan, Wendy gives him ideas about what his best friend's weird new habit really means. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Not so Righteous by soulmatesDC reviews
Sam just wants his best friend back. Dasey kind of. Short, oneshot, songfic. Check out Itwasonlyakiss profile on youtube for a video based off this fic . . .How to save Sam's life.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Half Hazard by Cyprith reviews
Wherein Valentine muses about his rather unfortunate loss of self and something expected happens. ValentineHelena
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by OverlyDramatic reviews
Derek doesn't like openly displaying his feelings. And everyone knows it.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Late Night Visit by Nara-hime reviews
Eight years into the future finds Jack slightly drunk, and a certain Wind Dragon inquiring on his health. Its better than it sounds XD SLASH! JACKRAI PAIRING! One Shot
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Raimundo, Jack - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
You there God? Its Stan and Kyle and We Hate You by Emmie Monster reviews
Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bittersweet Love by bitterending reviews
Kyle stood in the overgrown field, watching crows swoop by the old broken down farmhouse, cawing loudly. He smiled as he remembered how much he used to hate visiting his grandfather’s farm over the summer. “That certainly changed, didn’t it?”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete