The Many Forms of Shippers: A Guide

The Casual: "Well, I mean, if I had to ship them with someone, it'd be them."

The Aggressive: "They can't f--king stand each other! OMFG! I love this!"

The Angsty: "One of you better be in a coma and/or dying..."

The Fluffy: "CUDDLE FESTS! FOREHEAD KISSES! NOSE-BOOPS!! ENOUGH SWEET FEELS TO MAKE YOU SICK!!"

The Heavy Supporter: "I will draw and/or find EVERY SINGLE fanart I possible can of them until my fingers BLEED."

The Excessive Supporter: "I should be studying for finals, but instead I am up at 4 in the morning reading some fanfic a kindergartner could've written better because there is literally NOTHING ELSE."

The Thirsty AF: "They better do the do everywhere in every way possible. I better see some tongue action plus some personal kinks, and if I don't see some major action in five minutes I swear I will shove a brick down someone's throat..."

The Obsessive: "The wallpaper on my phone is my OTP. I have t-shirts of my OTP. My profile pic on every account I own is a pic of my OTP. My entire room's walls are covered in a collage of my OTP. The plushies I have of my OTP are making out right now. My ENTIRE LIFE and my EVERY SOURCE OF HAPPINESS depends on these two fictional characters being DISGUSTINGLY IN LOVE."

The Emotional: *legitimate crying intermixed with high pitched squeals over the ship*

The Headcanon/AU: "The canon version of these two a--holes getting together doesn't actually work AT ALL, but the fandom version is BEAUTIFUL and is LOADED with glorious HCs that just make sooo much sense; they connect with my soul!!"

The Musical: *listening to iPod* "...Omg, A could totally sing this to B!"

The Canon: "The only reason I'm calm is because it actually happened..."

The IT'S-NEVER-GOING-TO-BE-CANON: *faint sobbing mixed with incoherent guttural noises*

The Beyond-Hope-Of-Any-Salvation: ALL OF THE ABOVE