AU. Laufey saw Loki's arm turn blue and demanded that Odin hand him over or it would be war. Without a choice Odin hands over Loki who is thrown into a world he always feared. Laufey fears that his son is lost to him unless there is a break through and he'd be damned if Odin dared tried to reclaim his son.

A crackfic parody of Thor , in which Loki is banished to earth with Thor. Included inside: Thor eats crunchy pancakes, Loki makes friends with a beloved cartoon character, Frigga goes on a banishing binge, two couples get married, lots of Jotuns get socks stuffed in their mouths and then drop-kicked off the side of a cliff, random quotes from different movies, and IQ loss. Enjoy!