Table of Contests (Due to my profile being VERY long, I seriously added in a Table of Contents, just in case you want to figure out what's where, even though few people actually READ profiles. All parts are divided into sections with a - - - separating each one. And as you know, my fanfiction is all the way at the bottom. Alright, let's get started!)

1. SCC's Basic Biography

2. YB's Basic Biography

3. The Intermission

4. Copy-Paste Thingies

5. My Favorite Quotes from Anime

6. My Favorite Quotes from Friends

Okay, I'm a major Naruto fan! And also a fan of just about any other anime, from things like Chobits and Elfen Lied to things like Naruto! Yay Naruto! I also enjoy many books, like Warriors! Those things are really great! Coming soon is another Naruto fanfic, and soon after that, a Warriors fanfic! I can't help myself. I LOVE writing those stories. Okay, enough about my stories! How about the kinds of stories I like?

Well, in Naruto, I like humor that involves Naruto and the Kyuubi i.e. Naruto annoying Kyuubi all day. I also like Naruto romance-only the kinds with happy endings, though. I don't mind sappiness, so long as it's HAPPY. I also enjoy reading sad stories of Naruto leaving Konoha for some reason or other, usually something to do with the Kyuubi, and then becoming a rogue ninja. Finally, I like stories with Naruto getting revenge on Konoha for what they did to him.

Stories I DON'T like would be: Naruto gets all-powerful in the blink of an eye (well, depends on how well they're written-the ones where Naruto gets trained by the Kyuubi is alright, because usually they don't end up making Naruto all-powerful in an instant, usually he ends up training for a few years). I also now a major yaoi fan. That's different, however, from Itachi becoming friends with Sasuke again. ITACHI IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! As for Warriors, I like just about any kind of humor it involves, along with some serious stories about the growing up of a cat other than Rusty/Firepaw/Fireheart/Firestar.

And here's a corner dedicated to my stuffed bat, Yuki! (or just YB)

Hi, I'm YB! I'm a bat! AND I'M ALSO A STUFFED ANIMAL! So yeah...

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that YES I CAN SEE! FYI us fruit bats have very good eyesight! If you want a blind bat, check out the Giant Flying Fox. THOSE bats are blind. Also, I hate to admit it, but we can't land properly from flights, either. -sigh- All of us have to crash into bushes or something to stop. Not very pleasant, I assure you. And... CURSE THAT "TELEFRANCE" SHOW THAT EXISTED, LIKE, AGES AGO AND IS NOW NOT PLAYED ANY MORE BUT I SAW IT BECAUSE SOMEONE StCC KNOWS HAS A COPY OF IT! Why do I hate it? THERE'S ONE EPISODE THAT MAKES FUN OF A BAT! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY! WE DON'T TALK TO PINEAPPLES! WE EAT THEM! WHY ELSE ARE WE CALLED FRUIT BATS? SHEESH!

Okay, I'm done screaming about that now...

Ahem... My favorite fruit would have to be peaches, because they're good. Why are they good? I haven't got a clue. YAY!

Other than that... I have a few random facts I would like you to see!

The dot at the top of a lowercase 'i' is called a tittle.

Flying fish don't really fly. They glide. Same with flying squ- Oh, why am I telling you something you already know?

Asia is awesome. Japan is in it. YAY!

StCC is insane. But you knew that. Trust me, she's a good person... When she's happy, at least...

I am a BOY! StCC is a GIRL! DO NOT GET THAT WRONG!

4Kids is evil. But you knew that, too.

Those people on the Trix commercials should just give the rabbit the Trix. Seriously, they're such selfish, self-centered brats!

Monkeys are awesome.

DEATH TO THE KIDS ON THE TRIX COMEMRCIALS! SELFISH PEOPLE! Wait, I already said this... XD

I like smilies. Sadly, some don't show up properly on fanfiction dot net. -sob- You can't use the stars or underscores in fanfiction.

Never trust doctors. They give you shots that make your arm go numb the whole day. -_-

Starfish/seastars can regenerate. Cut off a leg, and you'll end up with two, seperate starfish. Cool, huh? I wish I could do that!

Be afraid of Shino. Why? BUGS ARE SCARY!

Beware of giant clams. Why? I don't know.

Pumpkins are for pies and jack-o-lanterns. NOT for baseballs.

And that's all for now, folks! OMG! I sounded like that Looney Toons character!

One more fact... Japanese anime beats American cartoons by A LOT! YAY JAPANESE ANIME! -celebrates- Hey, wait, didn't I just say that I was done one fact ago? ...Okay...

Alright, that's enough out of YB. _ I'm gonna go try and rid the image of Itachi singing "Makes Me Wonder" from my mind... And while I'm gone, here's the magic, "Copy-pastes!"

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, adlex47, StCC

If you have done these things copy and paste them into your profile:

Started singing really loudly in public

Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Barney post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling midgits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, StCC

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been reading all of the things on the list without copying any into your profile, then DON'T copy this into your profile. But if you have, then copy this into your profile.

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Samurai Champloo: "It's... It's strange that they're the stars so pretty, even though I'm so sad." "They the stars don't see anything. Looking down from there, we're like grains of sand." "I never knew who my father was. My mother died long ago. Mukuro killed her. I want to escape from here. From this hell."

Samurai Champloo: "What is this? You again? Wait. Hey! I don't want to go yet!"

Elfen Lied: "(about Lucy) Other kids don't like being in the same room with her, either. She's not childlike at all, sort of creepy. And what's with those horns?"

Elfen Lied: "What's with me? Why do I have to kill?"

Elfen Lied: "Don't move. I could rip apart the blood vessels in your brain, killing you instantly."

Elfen Lied: "The real monsters... ARE YOU!"

Naruto: "Let's go out together! I'll protect you 'till the day I die!" "No... Way... You're lame."

Naruto: "L-listen, Gaara, these guys started it, and-"

Naruto: "Morning, everyone!" "YOU'RE LATE!"

Naruto: "Naruto... MUST PUNCH!"

Naruto: "WHAT HAPPENED? Are you alright, Ayame?" "Yes, Naruto just flew by, and..."

Naruto: "That's one funky demon."

Naruto: "Don't make me admit that! You thought this crappy Genjutsu would work on me? Don't make me laugh!"

Naruto: "You really don't know anything."

Naruto: "After all this... You're still annoying."

Death Note Movie: "Don't you think you've underestimated L?" "Since someone's watching, I guess that means no more apples for you." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Death Note Movie: "(after everyone has said their names to L) BAM! BAM! BAM BAM BAM BAM!" "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "If I was Kira, you'd all be dead right now."

"You're a teme." "And... What exactly does that mean?"

"Narutard. (is shoved) Yeah, like I'm gonna get worked up about that. (is shoved out of seat) OUCH! Hey!" "You said you wouldn't get worked up about it."

"Why are we cosplaying as Kakashi?" "Because we can."

"Why are we cosplaying as Neji?" "It's our destiny!"

"(trying to drink the strawberries you get in a plastic container that are covered in strawberry juice with a straw) I'll get it up the straw this time!" "That isn't going to wo-OH MY GOD!" "(hacking and coughing up strawberry that shot down windpipe) (manages to cough it up) Hah... Told you I could do it!"

"If you think he's a bishonen, you must have done the same as Itachi. (reference to Itachi's going blind)" "(elbows) That wasn't a nice thing to say!"

"SAKURA WILL DIE!"

"I hate Naruto." "You must be kidding! I thought you loved seafood! (reference to Naruto meaning steamed fish cake)"

"LET'S WATCH THE GRAVITATION EPISODES IN ANIME CLUB!" "NO! YOU MAY LIKE YAOI AND SHONEN AI, OR WHATEVER IT IS, BUT WE DON'T WANT TO SEE IT!" "Aww..."

"My aching brain..."

"Guess what? It only took me five hundred years to learn two plus two!" "Yeah? Well it only took me five thousand years to learn that I wasn't a puppy!"

"Thinking back to my childhood, I realize how stupid I was... Did I SERIOUSLY try singing on the bus??"

"That boy in our class..." "What about him? "Did you know he was a perv?" "You're joking, right?"

"I forgot my bathing suit..." "But I told you we were going to a pool!" "Who knew we were going swimming in it?" "..."

"Oh my Kami-sama..." "What the heck are you talking about?" "Japanese, duh." "I don't think you should be speaking in Japanese when we're writing it as we're passing notes in class." "So? If the teacher finds out, and we manage to learn perfect Japanese, we could write swears on it and he'll never know!" "Good point, but what if we take Japanese class?" "There won't be a need to take it if we know it." "But then the class would be easy!" "Ah, touche." "I don't think that's the right word for a moment like this..." "Who cares?" "You see, now THAT'S when you say 'touche.' "

"I realized something. If this day is the best day ever, I'm either going to have something totally ruin it, or tommorow will mean certain death." "You know, you're a VERY positive person... (sigh)" "Thank you, I know!"

"Why must the good die young?" "Why must the annoying stay alive?" "Ah, touche." "Major verbal abuse. Stop using that word!" "It's my catchphrase!"

"I'm awesome, believe it! The English dub of Naruto is the best ever, believe it! I wanna kill my brother like Sasuke, believe it! Only I have a younger brother instead, believe it! He stole the last klondike bar, believe it!" "What would you do for a klondike bar? Would you... Kill your clan?" "(now cosplaying as Itachi) Why do you think I killed them in the first place? Sasuke, at least, ALWAYS stayed away from the klondike bars... But then he took my pockey!" "That was a rhectorical question..."

"(in health class, spoken by teacher) I like to call diets LIVE-its, because it isn't as negative." "Does that mean you like to call tie-dye tie-live?"

"Nanananananananana-" "STOP SINGING!" "Hmmmhmmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm!" "STOP HUMMING!"

"Macadanu, macadanu, macadanu, macadanu!"