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Joined 07-15-07, id: 1326409, Profile Updated: 11-28-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harvest Moon, and Legend of Zelda.

If you think Hunny's freaking adorable, say I!

About MeName: There's a reason I have a username. . .

Age: If we're talking mental age: I just turned fouh tuday!

Hair: hair-colored

Eyes: you know, that color. The one that's a mix of that one and the other one. . . yeah, that one.

Sibs: I wub 'em!

Pets: T-bone a.k.a 'Shut-up, Gibby'

Favorite colors: Red will rule us all!

Favorite Food: Pizza!

Favorite Video Games: All of the Zelda and Harvest Moon games

Favorite Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, The Dark Knight, and Hellboy and Hellboy 2

Friends: Mad, Mak, Jen, Tiff, Ty, Buh-lake

Favorite Anime: Ouran High School Host Club! I love Hunny and Tamaki!

Favorite Songs: Shake It by Rediscover, Kelsey by Metro Station, and Breath by Taylor Swift

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are one of the five who aren't, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Harmony283, Selena Leon

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Now for my copy and paste crap-

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination! (We have cookies)

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do it all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them...sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), Flamestar211, Leafstorm (At school and my home!), Feathersong(At my friends house), Teh Pwnzor (Done, done, and done again), Mystra14 (ALL the time. I'm a walking disaster.) Niah-Miyoki (It hurt, too. I hit my head.) Cherrystripe of ThunderClan (and it was e), Swiftbreath (MY BROTHER'S FAULT!!) Keroanne1 (It was pretty funny) Selena Leon ( twice. My friend and I were wet on my top step and I slipped and flipped off them.)

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been obsessed with something so much people are now fearing what effect it may cause on you, copy and paste this to your profile

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you haaaaattttteeeee Dora put this in your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in you r profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like copying and pasting copy and paste this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you should go bother snape! copy this to your profile!

If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

IF you love Fall Out Boy, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you love cats then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love red pandas, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you want to save the forest, don't print this out! Copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy this onto your profile.

If you are dead copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

If you think that I’m making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Mind blanks are worst :(

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've realized I said something like that earlier, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much), Swiftbreath, Keroanne1, Selena Leon

Quotes:

Breaking Dawn:

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.


Twilight:

Jacob: "I bet she'd understand. You know, when she's grown up. She wouldn't get mad that you had a life while she was in diapers."

Quil: "No, I know."

Jacob: "But you won't do that, will you?"

Quil:" I can't see it; I can't imagine. I just don't. . . see anyone that way. I don't notice girls anymore, you know. I don't see their faces. You ever think about dating? You know, Jake, maybe you should get a life. . ."

Jacob: I don't seem them, either, Quil. I don't see their faces."


The Dark Knight:

Gambol: "So you think you can just come in here and take our money?"

The Joker: "Yeah."


Twilight:

Edward: "Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat stable surface without finding something to trip over?"


Spongebob Squarepants:

Manray: TAKE THE WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!

Spongebob: No, wrong. Good people don't rip other people's arms off!


Spongebob Squarepants:

Patrick after taking a beating from Manray: Here's a new test. I'm thinking of a number between one and one hundred. . . WHAT IS IT!?

Manray: Uh. . . sixty-two?

Patrick: Wrong!

Patrick, using the Tickle-Belt remote, tickles Manray!


Spongebob Squarepants:

Spongebob: Are these night-lights 100 garunteed to keep the creepy-crawlers of the night away?

Cashier: If I say yes will you leave the store sooner?


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Leave It Be: Twilight Princess by Myth Of Normality reviews
A royal child from a land neighboring Hyrule is chased from her home and forced to live the life of a commoner. She, however, is itching to reclaim her lost heritage after many years away from her rightful home, and will stop at nothing to return. *Ch 1-3 revised* LinkxOC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Link, OC
The Church School From Hell by theharvestquill reviews
After two unfortunate incidents involving Claire's animals, she is condemned to Carter's Church School for four seasons. Will she ever learn to be good? Well, probably not. Eventually Graire. In Chapter Three: Claire the revoultionary plots against Carter
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Claire
Where the Wind Blows by Cotton Bubblez reviews
A girl, with hardly any physical ability, goes and buys a farm in Mineral Town. Shy on the outside, hyper on the inside, will she be able to get herself settled in this little town? Or will her everchanging personality and eyes scare everyone away?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007
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Fly Like A Bird reviews
Pierre said he had this problem all the time. The solutuion? Jam your i.d. down the questioner's throat. Sora just wants to be on her own and she gets her wish. With a farm to work and quite a few guys that are more than cute, life's about to get messy.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Vaughn
Comatose reviews
A short piece on Link after Midna left him to return to her Twilight lover turned full-length fanfic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Blackberry and Vanilla reviews
Random oneshot about ClairexGray. Read and review.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008
Your Little Moment of Weakness reviews
Gray walks in on Claire after she found out a terrible secret about her boyfriend Kai. The thing is, though, what is Gray going to do about it? GrayxClaire
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
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