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Outrages So Hideous by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry knows that everyone would be disappointed in him. Hell, he's disappointed in himself. But he just doesn't see any other way to change the rotten structure of wizarding society. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/20 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents by ZebJeb reviews
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/11 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
King's Cross Incident by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry has enough of the rot Ron is telling his daughter and intervenes. The situation escalates. [Oneshot. Heavy Epilogue-Ron!bashing. Cursed-Child!bashing as well.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/17 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Applied Chemistry by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17 - Harry P. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11876 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 4,427 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Consistent Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Killing Curse still bounces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Misuse of Metamorphy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
Instant Karma! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It is very ill-advised to Confund anyone in control of a passenger motor vehicle. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing. Character death.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
Confounded Confundus by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry does not take Ron's comment about his driver's test lightly. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Psychotrauma! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Year 5. Harry finally breaks down under the extreme emotional pressure he's been subjected to most of his life. It ends here. Can anything good come from the loss? Retribution. Payback. Bashing. And perhaps something else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Hermione G., Amelia B. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Horry Patter and the Philologer's Stone by fawnmod reviews
Horry Patter was a boy who lived under the stairs in a cupboard, and had no friends. One day, a giant man appeared and changed everything. Updates Tuesdays
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,033 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Luna L.
Interview with Director Potter by InquisitorCOC reviews
20 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the Director of Magical Law Enforcement, Harry Potter, reflects on the past, the present, and the future in this exclusive interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Caedis Mortem by megamatt09 reviews
A Harry Potter who has lost everything forces Voldemort's hand. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/6/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Sparky's Surprise by WizardWriting reviews
Harry and Hermione rescue a house-elf from an abusive family who in turn repays their favor. A one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Five Times Dudley Should Have Done Something by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Dark AU/ If he had been a better person, perhaps it would have made a difference. But he wasn't, and his cousin paid the price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Functional Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Super Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The blood protection, contrary to common fanon, doesn't protect against anyone but Voldemort. But what if it did?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 218 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
The Breach by The Divine Comedian reviews
Hermione kept calling it the zombie apocalypse. Harry, whose introduction to muggle horror films had started and ended with fighting Dudley over the TV remote, wasn't sure if they should be called zombies, but thought "apocalypse" was an apt description. 6th year AU, in which Lord Voldemort actually got around to raising his army of Inferi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Wither by Concept101 reviews
"A pair of familiar eyes stared widely back at him. And it was at that moment, Harry finally realised, that he had never been free." A dark spin on the last chapter of the Deathly Hallows, 'Nineteen Years Later'. One Shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Thanks for Nothing by megamatt09 reviews
Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 159 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 651 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
One-Eighth Of A Chance by Hyaroo reviews
Another "Voldemort Meets Discworld's Death" story. Written for the Spacebattles forum, shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/20/2015
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 264 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 269 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Because They're Equals by betweenthelines2 reviews
DH re-write; making all that is unspoken between Harry and Hermione, spoken. Select scenes from DH describing how things really would have happened between H/Hr, based on how they acted towards each other throughout the series. They are a classic case of the author showing us one thing (the connection between H/HR; but then telling us a different story (R/Hr).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,380 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,622 - Follows: 1,847 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 9,190 - Follows: 2,600 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Rewarded by Sarah1281 reviews
Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,793 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Albus and Min by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, there are scores which need to be settled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 199 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Sole Survivor by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 328 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 441 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 200 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 583 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 418 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 975 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 349 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,436 - Follows: 2,278 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.