Ever wonder what goes on in Death Eater territory? You're not missing anything. However, this job isn't so bad when you go out of your way to provide entertainment...

When a skeptical doctor tries a VHS to DVD transfer, all the copies of the cursed video go blank. Where has Samara gone?

With their children sorted in the same house and becoming friends, Harry and Draco meet again 19 years after their school days. HD slash in later chapters, Albus Scorpius friendship.

When the Ministry arrests the Malfoy’s, the only way Harry can save Draco from the Ministry’s attempts to make an example of the former Deatheater, is to call upon archaic laws embedded in life debts Draco owes Harry.

It's not brief, or a summary, or every Harry Potter fanfiction ever. It is humor uploaded stupidly and sporadically for your enjoyment. Chapter One: Harry Goes Shopping at Protagonist Mart. There should be a genre for it. I need a life. And some nachos.

New breeds of Mary Sue are arriving at Hogwarts...

With the books finally drawing to a close..pause for tears..the truth has come to light about what J. K. Rowling chose NOT to include in her famously complicated plotlines.

We all wonder What would happen if...? at least once while we read. What would happen if Voldemort's mother lived? What would happen if Hermione was stupid? Read on and share your ifs here!

The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...

[The Ring] Anna Morgan’s journals of her life before and just after her pregnancy.

Draco's naked, Hagrid appears to be hoarding herrings, the centaurs have a B.O problem, and Voldemort is wearing red stilettos. Expect the worst.

Voldemort and Wormtail do a commercial for Death Eaters. They er- sugar coat the prospect of being one.