Formally: Jaystarglider

Jay:

Birthday: Dec 3

Age: If I haven't told you already then you shall never know

Language: English mainly

Personality: I'm the romantic of my friend group, Funny and I procrastinate constantly sorry guys

Singers: Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Hunter Hayes, MKTO, Pink, 1D, Maroon 5, Christina Perri, Instumentals of songs are loved and i was introduced to BTS and KPop in general recently.

Looks: Blue Green Eyes and short white hair

Manga: Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, Naruto, Inuyasha, One Piece, Escaflowne, Hetalia, Sword Art Online, Alice in The Country of Hearts/Clovers/Joker, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Bleach, Elfen Lied, Fruits Baskets, Rurouni Kenshin, Ranma 1/2, Blue Exorcist and Ouran High School Host Club plus a few more!

Pairings: Main ones

Natsu-Lucy, Jellal-Erza, Gajeel-Levy, Gray-Juvia, Elfman-Evergreen, Mira-Laxus, Bixslow-Lisanna, Sting-Yukino and Rogue-Levy in Fairy Tail

Soul-Maka, Tsubaki-BlackStar, and Kidd-Liz in Soul Eater

Naruto-Hinata, Kiba-Ino, Sai-Ino and Gaara-Sakura in Naruto

Inuyasha-Kagome, Sango-Miroku, and Sesshomaru-Rin in Inuyasha

Luffy-Nami, Zoro-Robin and Makino-Shanks in One Piece

Van-Hitomi in Escaflowne

Kirito-Asuna in SAO

Boris-Alice in ACH/C/J

Tomoe-Nanami in Kamisama Hajimemashita

Ichigo-Rukia and Orihime-Ulquiorra in Bleach

Haruhi-Hikaru/Kaoru in OHSHC

and

Rin-Shiemi in Blue Exorcist

FEEL FREE TO PM ME ANYTIME!!!

Fanfic Family: Capital Cheerios is MY sister!

Best thing Ever ( to me):

"Hello and welcome to Mental Health Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press two for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press three, four, five, six, and seven.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want so please stay on the line and we will trace your call.

If you are delusional press, eight and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, please listen carefully and the small voice will tell you what number to press.

If you are dyslexic, please press six and nine.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter what button you press because no one will answer.

If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

If you have low self esteem hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you. Thank you for calling."

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say One Peice

You Say Guild, We say Fairy Tail

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say MMORG, we say SAO

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Its at times like this I see why I need to make a list of people who need to die.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures".

I didn't trip. I was testing gravity. It still works.

Why do famous people only ever date other famous people? They're limiting their chance to find a soul mate, for example, me.

Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.

Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes, I need expert advice.

Harry Potter Fans: I want to go to Hogwarts!

Narnia Chronicles Fans: I want to go to Narnia!

Hunger Games Fans: Nah, I'm good

It's 'before' not 'B4'. You speak English, not Bingo.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS:Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS:Will help you move on.

BEST FRIENDS:Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS:Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.

FRIENDS:Never borrow money...

BEST FRIENDS:Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."

FRIENDS: Say they're too busy to listen to your problems, but expects you to have all the time in the world when it comes to them.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to your problems, but will also help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS:Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you until you either fall asleep or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick.

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test.

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch.

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3) MEOW occasionally.

4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

5) SAY -DING at each floor.

6) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

7) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

9) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

10) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

11) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

12) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

13) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

14) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

15) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

16) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

17) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

18) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up

Boy: "You’re not my type."

Girl: "Why, cause I can read?"

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

You never grow up... You just learn how to behave in public.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' is congress the opposite of progress?

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.