This is the most boring profile ever! LOL

Hi I'm Heather and I love these fandoms (and pairings):

Psych (Shules obv.)

Bones (Cadgins and BB)

Melin (Gwen/Arthur)

Harry Potter (Dramione)

National Treasure (Riley/OC (because Riley never gets the girl))

Mentalist (Jisbon)

Scrubs (JD/Elliot and Cox/Jordan)

Lie To Me (Torres/Loker)

A Town Called Eureka (Jack/Alison and Jo/Zane)

Castle (Esplanie, Caskett)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Heather

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Heaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Penguin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Catherine Weaver

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mcnhetus

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Lemonade

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Helen

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black ... (I don't have any pets...never had and possibly never will!)

Fearless (see last question for title inspiration)

1. Put your music library (iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc.) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You MUST write down the song title, no matter how silly it sounds.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY", YOU SAY?
I Would Die 4 U - Prince…okay then

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Baby I’ve Changed – Fountains of Wayne…but to what?

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
White Horse – Taylor Swift…I need a white horse man…LOL

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Forever and Always – Taylor Swift…this one doesn’t really make sense

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Innocence – Kirsty MacColl…yeah…be innocent

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Beginner’s Luck – Eels…lolage…I’m lucky

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Give It All Up – Amy MacDonald…I’m gonna give up people…no need to be so sad I’m just joking…LOLJOKE

WHAT IS 22?
Too Much Of Yesterday – Jack McManus…that was too hard…L

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Messing With My Head – Tinted Windows…haha too right…they’re all messing with my head…LOL

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Sound Of Your Voice – Barenaked Ladies …okay then…moving on

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Beautiful – Glee Cast…yeah that’s me…beautiful

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Behind These Hazel Eyes – Kelly Clarkson…that one doesn’t work

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Bang On The Piano – Jack McManus…I’m going to bang on a piano now…LOL

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Who Am I – Will Young…they don’t know who I am…LOL

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Turn It Up – The Feeling…strange choice

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Stuck In The Middle – Mika…again strange choice

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
This Is The Life – Amy MacDonald…again not really making sense

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Almost Persuaded – Beth Rowley…another nonsensical one

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Love We’re In – Barenaked Ladies…again nonsense

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Walking Town – Jackson Browne…a town that can walk, sounds pretty bad to me

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Lovers Are Losing – Keane…I’m gonna die when the lovers lose…L

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Fireflies – Owl City…awww…fireflies make me cry…sniff, sniff

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Hat And Feet – Fountains of Wayne…I will marry a hat and feet…? Does that mean I will marry a really short dude…?

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Amity Gardens – Fountains of Wayne…Amity gardens…ahhhh…run away

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Someone To Love – Fountains of Wayne…again doesn’t really make sense

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
I Gave You All – Mumford and Sons…yeah...I wouldn't give YOU anything!

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Fifteen – Taylor Swift…nothing makes sense…at least the next one can be anything

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Fearless – Taylor Swift…will do ;)

I might have some of these more than once so forgive me if I do...

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever just stared at the wall and try to find pictures in the texture, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If you don't use MySpace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!...copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Nerds control computers. Computers will one day rule the universe. Thus, nerds will someday rule the universe. If you're a proud nerd, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would curiously ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallopatorius, Maethorwen of Atlantis, PaddySnuffles, Pineapple

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. (not so much british boys in general (since I am surrounded by them) but british boys and their accents when they are surrounded by americans in an american show)

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances or games. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Orlando Bloom or another actor no longer hugely popular, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you are a complete spelling/grammar/punctuation freak, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you are a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've read my entire profile because you're avoiding something, have no life, or have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, copy and paste this.

If you've missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods, copy and paste this.

If you hate Miley Cyrus, copy and paste this.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing FanFic, or both, copy and paste this.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions (or typing out a stupid bio), copy and paste this.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this. (And quotes and other things)

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, copy and paste this. (As a teenager, I have to agree)

If you've tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy and paste this.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, copy and paste this.

If you've ran into a mirror, a tree, a door, etc., copy and paste this.

93 percent of teenagers would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're one of the 7 percent who'd ask, "What was your first clue?", "Your point being...?", or ,"You just realized this now?", copy and paste this.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this.

If you're a FanFiction addict, a computer addict, or both, copy and paste this.

How Stereotypical
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I live in THE COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (actually that one's probably true :S)
I dye my hair CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A LOT OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have a LOT OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big ass.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.
I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm a GUY WHO WEARS TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have an ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with A FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be in the mob.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be emo, goth, or punk.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a plaid skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobic.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a satanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be white.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, andnot be up with the times.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I point out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I don't like to talk about MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I love RENT, so I MUST be an emolesbian with AIDS.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST wear a cowboy hat.
I'm a (bit of a)GEEK, so I MUST want to be something like a lawyer or doctor.

I'm a BOOKWORM, so I MUST be smart.

I DO BALLET, so I MUST be gay.

I like SHOPPING AT ABERCROMBIE, so I MUST be a prep.
I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be a tomboy.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a freak.
I wear BRIGHT COLORS, so I MUST be a prep.
I love to READ, so I MUST be a geek.
I don’t TALK IN CLASS, so I MUST have no friends.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled rotten.
I don’t GO TO CHURCH, so I MUST be atheist.
I'm an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a nerd.
I suck my BLOOD FROM MY WOUNDS, soI MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I'm POLITE TO TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I DON'T HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS every weekend, so I MUST not have any.
I like ROCK, so I MUST hate rap.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be a dork.
I ACT CRAZY, so I MUST be a freak.
I've made MISTAKES, so I MUST be a horrible person.
I THINK, so I MUST be a loser.
I like to be MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m into JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I don't shop at ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST ONLY be black and white.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm an OG, so I MUST be Mexican.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not swear.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be weak.
I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement dweller.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I've been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy.
I hate the STEREOTYPE LISTS, so I MUST be an asshole.

My faith: Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."