AU: In the country of the Hidden Leaf, Shinobi enroll in The Academy to become bonded pairs: a ninja who can transform into a powerful weapon, and the ninja who wields it. Naruto Uzumaki is thrilled to receive his acceptance letter, and he's determined to bond with the strongest ninja, Sasuke Uchiha, by year's end. There's just one problem: the guy's an asshole. NaruSasu

An agent of the Department of Paranormal Affairs, Sasuke Uchiha has one goal in life: to hunt down every single bloodsucker that plagues this world. As the resident bastard, he refuses to let anyone get in the way of the hunt, least of all his new partner. Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu.

Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

"It says here that you were sent along with the proposal to demonstrate Orochimaru's... deep appreciation of my special consideration and attention to this matter," Sasuke said, his voice inflectionless. He eyed Naruto with seeming disinterest. "Is there a problem?" "No," Naruto said sinking fluidly to his knees, his hand slowly rising to Sasuke's zipper. Crime. Yaoi SasuNaru - AU

A decorated officer of the court, with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (Written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana COMPLETE).