BRI - (n) “Briannaius Secretlastnameius" Animal indigenous to Boston, Massachusetts but more commonly found in New Jersey. Visually impaired, but writing skills more than make up for it. Tends to reside in theaters (particularly the wings) as well as bookstores. Can be recognized by curly light brown hair, green eyes, pallor complexion, and freckles. Hides behind books and notebooks; snappy sarcasm is a defense mechanism. Mates only with those of equal or higher intelligence, possessors of a sense of humor, creative souls, and/or Johnny Depp. Creatively inclined, but not known for grace. Moves in a pack of Patriot Players or followed by a posse of friends. Generally friendly, but approach with caution. Endangered species, illegal to fly-swat and air-poke. Most recent sighting was sixteen-year-old junior in high school living in NJ who has been RPing for 3-4 years; played Jennibelle Tide on the website formerly known as HogwartsMagic. Can often be spotted reading anything by Jodi Picoult or JK Rowling. Diet includes apples, vitamin water, chicken salad, snap peas, root beer, and cheese fries. Collects rings and has a goal (to be accomplished by the end of junior year) to have one per finger.