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 Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, and Warriors. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, icefox35,Enderland A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, I'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Jennifer 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? Blue 3. Your first initial? G 4. Your month of birth? July 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Camden 7. Your favorite number? 2 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To get a good job and make lots of money with a job i like to do Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. (well then...good thing we are dating) 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. - Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. (LOL so true Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (Awesome) L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. (Bring on the change) Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. ( uh-oh) White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. cool 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 2 :( 8. If you choose... Florida: You are a laidback person. (wrong i am more of a California dude) 9. If you choose... Name I wish I had: Jaden Hobbies:Boy scouts,living,reading,writing,camping,facebook,fanfiction Things I enjoy: Nice people,Cake,Deathnote,Naruto,Pokemon,yu-gi-oh,chobits,anime,warriors Things I dislike: Bullies Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Air 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The brady bunch (yes i like being old school) 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:36 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?10:45 (i was close) 6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? a vaccum 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? an hour ago and swimming 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Hakiri Ino's fanfiction page 9. What are you wearing? Clothes duh you dont need to know anything about my clothes pevert 10. Did you dream last night? Yes about a freind of mine 11. When did you last laugh? this afternoon 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Awards from school 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yes my Facebook page 15. What is the last film you saw? It was funny (Dispicable me 2) 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Every Manga i could find with anime dvds if avalible in dub or sub 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I want to go skydiving 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? To end terroism 19. Do you like to dance? depends on who sees me 20. George Bush: (ummm senior or junior) 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Jade Rose Chappell 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Gary Joesph Chappell III 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Dont know what that means but okay 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"? That deer deserved to be eaten Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!" When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. WOO HOO! A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question... I wonder... On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what? Space?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: I find my stability in chaos. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Why is verb a noun? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? Why is it called after dark when really it's after light? Why do I have so many questions about random things? YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Yeah this one is the strangest one but the most true... Stupid stuff no one cares about: 1: Butterflies eat with their feet (YUCKY!!!). 2: Elephants are the only mammal who can't jump. 3: When you lick a stamp you gain 1/10 of a calorie. 4: Laughing is good for your health. I give random, evil laughs. 5: I like lists. 6: I like copy and paste it thingies. 7: The most common last name in the world is Chang. 8: There is no cure for stupidity. If you try to get rid of it, it only comes back even more stupid. 9: The childish song, "(gender) go to college to get more knowledge. (opposite gender) goes to Jupiter to get more stupider." is actually insulting the first gender listed, which is usually the singer's gender. First, it's grammerically incorrect. Stupider isn't a word. More stupider isn't even a real phrase. Secondly, If you are going to college to get knowledge, doesn't that make them stupid? Then to lower intelligence, you must have intelligence. IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!! 10: It is impossible to lick your elbow. 11: Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 12: In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 13: Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 14: More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 15: Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don’t have eyes. 16: Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then. 17: Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 18: The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it. 19: In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sunday's). 20: No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. 21: The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. 22: It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 23: In France, a five year old child can buy an alcoholic drink in a bar. 24: By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. 25: Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 26: On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. 27: Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. 28: Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age. 29: 14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact. 30: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 31: Almonds are a member of the peach family. 32: The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. 33: “Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. 34: A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. 35: Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (Hmm... That's weird. I wonder why Mello eats so much chocolate now.) 36: Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 37: For every "normal" webpage, there are five porn pages. 38: Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 39: Dr. Suess had to write his books using an approved word list. 40: US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 41: Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. 42: Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels. 43: Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself. 44: 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim. 45: A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945. 46: The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 47: The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle. 48: In the Death Note series, the twin towers are shown at one point even though by then, they had been blown up. 48: Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. 49: Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th, which occurs one to three times a year. 50: In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number. 51: A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 52: In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles. 53: The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan. 54: Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903. 55: A “2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2. 56: It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk. 57: 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 58: Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye & tongue print along with their finger print. 59: On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day. That's about 4, 380 a year! 60: Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system. 61: On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 62: The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle) 63: In golf, a "Bo Derek" is a score of 10. 64: In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined. 65: In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 66: If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple. 67: A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. 68: In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50. 69: Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers. 70: In a survey of 200,000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand. 71: A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119. 72: Andorra, a tiny country between France & Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years. 73: You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. 74: The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 75: “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English. 76: There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330. 77: Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world). 78: The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters. 79: Julius Caesar’s autograph is worth about $2,000,000. 80: People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. 81: US gold coins used to say “In Gold We Trust”. 82: In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks. 83: A shrimp’s heart is in its head. 84: In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion. 85: Pearls melt in vinegar. 86: “Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal. 87: Nepal is the only country that doesn’t have a rectangular flag. 88: Switzerland is the only country with a square flag. 89: Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible. 90: Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. 91:Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House. 92: God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther. 93: The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census. 94: Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world. 95: There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment. 96: Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash. 97: The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. 98: The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice. 99: For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen. 100: Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital. 101: Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day. 102: Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech. 103: If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. 104: Only female mosquitoes bite. 105: The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world’s mail. 106: Most household dust is made of dead skin cells. 107: One in eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age. 108: The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female. 109: Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system. 110: Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died. 111: Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. 112: Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open. 113: There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today. 114: The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands. 115: The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst” 116: Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. 117: Of all the words in the English language, the word ’set’ has the most definitions! 118: What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France. 119: “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. 120: “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel. 121: In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child. 122: Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. 123: You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath. 124: There is a city called Rome on every continent. 125: Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! 126: The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London. 127: Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe! 128: Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! 129: Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin! 130: Present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080. 131: Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. 132: Honey is the only food that does not spoil. 133: Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.” 134: Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it. 136: On average a hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute. 137: More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes. 138: The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words. 139: More people are allergic to cow’s milk than any other food. 140: The placement of a donkey’s eyes in it’s’ heads enables it to see all four feet at all times! 141: I got this at . |
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