Kuja Vessel
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Joined 07-11-07, id: 1323034, Profile Updated: 06-29-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hi! I'm Kuja_vessel

I love Bakura and yes: I do own him and his Hikairi. I play him alot and other evil characters because evil characters usually have more personality than the main characters and have a more interesting story to tell.

Loki is my favorite God of chaos and destruction, no Gods come close to him, accept for Odin and ... Maybe, Thor or Ur. I don't like the Anime of Norse Mythology because it is extremely inaccurate and just plain stupid. I, once hated Yugioh because it portrayed Egypt inaccurately as all Holy Hell. The only reason I watched it was because I love Bakura/ Ryou. I hate Inuyasha as a series, but I love Naraku... Strange.

I LOVE Naruto as a series... I HATE Sasuke and Sakura. Period. But I'm not against the SasuxNaru pairing! I Love: Naruto, Shikamaru, Shino-kun, Orochimaru-sama, Kabuto-chan, Hinata, Kankuro and Kimimaro. My sexuality is straight, with a little bi-curious tendencies. Gokusen is my FAVORITE anime of all times! While it was on ENCORWAM it was Awesome, just plain Awesome. I roleplay as a guy, since I have nothing better to do...and the fact that there are hundreds of girls on one RP and absolutely no guys. Now that I got a job and am away from my loving and anime addicted fiancee, I have no other animes to type on about...

I guess I'm religious in a sense, I make fun of every single modern day religion, accept for Buddhism and Hinduism. Besides those two, I think the other Religions take the ideas of more ancient religious concepts, like Christianity is just Judaism and Pagan mixed; Islam is just plain dumb all together and Catholisizm is just a glorified, ancient christian way only some whiney bitches move away from. I WAS Christian and know all there is to know about it, so don't tell me I'm going to Hell because I know a little secret: Jesus forgives all, bitches!! I'm not Satanic in any sense, but do like the devil in some ways... Hey he's evil and hates everyone! Why not piss him off and like him? I don't care if any of you say you're atheist, because I wouldn't give a flying crap down the toilet if you are or were. Atheists suck because they think they can prove Religion wrong. Screw you! No living person can prove Religion is wrong. And the Priests who touch little boys... They're going to Hell! They don't represent Catholics and Christians, so shut the Hell up, Christian flamers!! I swear, so I could care less if I'm going to Hell for it or not... By-the-way, I'm an Animist... I believe in spirits and all that fun stuff.

I'm an evil person, yet a good person all at the same time. People love me because I'm different. Why? Because I don't act normal like the conformists do. I want to be myself: Truthful and spacey. I act horrible to people because, I don't want anymore friends. I have enough in real life, so I try to push people whom I interest. Icy keeps me busy enough as it is, My other friends, like Tessa, she likes to be around me. My Ex... Let's just say, I'm nice, but I refuse to hang with him so much. I accept friends on Gaia, because, I don't have to deal with them in real life.

I'm literate. I hate people who arn't, but with a big ol' exception to Icy. There's my truthfulness coming out. I have a problem with commas, they are just so fun! I have a problem with writing notes, because I don't write sentences, I write paragraphs in notes! I write Fan-fics, but alot of times don't finish them. I was going to write a full, complete Fan-fic, but my parents hate Anime and threw it away... IT WAS 43 PAGES LONG AND I WAS PISSED!! There wasn't even "Sexual" Things in it... Nothing! Typing this... I hate everything, now...! -_-
Holy crap. This is a rant post! Oh, well. No one should get offended, Freedom of Speech, bitches! Every single God thought up is behind me, too!

Must update soon... Views and oppinions have drastically changed...

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The Shadow of a Grey Cloud reviews
A remake of the story I had lost... About a 'Cloud' kunoichi that finds interest in Shikamaru and an insect kunoichi that interests Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Just For Fun! reviews
It's something I found while going through my Gaiaonline account. It's just me and my friend playing around and being dumb. It has been edited since it was made two years ago and I couldn't add in the icons most of the dialogues go to. Well, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008
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