Hey there. First thing's first: if I write something and you don't like it, and you review, tell me WHY you don't like it. Basically, I don't like flamers, in general. But a flamer that doesn't have any grounds for accusation is as worthless to me as they are to themselves. CAPISHE?

Ok, here's my stats:

Name: Evan Kahn

Age: 15, sophomore in high school

Weight: HAHAHAHAHAno.

Drugs: Depends on your perspective. Does having abnormally high dopamine levels count?

Weird: Yes. As you will probably find out through my writing, I have a tendency to be a bit existential, if even a little unopinionated. I would not make a very good politician or opinion writer, because I don't like opposing someone else's views unless it strongly opposes my own personal beliefs.

Gay: You better believe it. I'm the current vice-president of my school's GSA (Gay-Straight Allaince), and have accepted and am quite satisfied with my sexual identity. If you ever need to talk to someone about your concerns, if you're questioning your sexuality, or having trouble accepting it, please, please contact me. I very much enjoy helping people with this particular type of thing, and am moderately knowledgeable about the subject. P.S.: If I ever include a non-yaoi pairing, it'll either be in a yaoi story, or in a fanfic involving very little romance.

Grades in school: Average. A's and B's. Just in case you were wondering. And I play cello in my school's symphony orchestra (3rd chair).

Spelling fanatic: Very much so. I write for my school's newspaper, and am planning on becoming either an editor for the opinin section, or perhaps becoming the copy editor, come next school year.

Sarcastic: NO. NOT AT ALL. (Means yeah.)

Music (!! means a favorite as of now):

World: Silk Road, Capercaillie, The Chieftans,

Alternative/Folk: Regina Spektor (!!), John Mayer, José González, Eve 6, Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple (!!), Ok Go, Weezer, Penguin Café Orchestra, They Might Be Giants, The Bird and The Bee, Death Cab for Cutie, Jack Johnson

Pop/ Hip Hop: Anna Nalick, Rachael Yamagata, Rjd2, Corinne Bailey Rae, A Fine Frenzy (!!), Imogen Heap, Right Said Fred, Sara Bareilles, Frou Frou, Sheryl Crow

Jazz: George Kahn, Dave Brubeck, The Bad Plus(!!), John Coltrane, Sixth Wave, Lorraine Feather, Ella Fitzgerald, Madeleine Peyroux

Classical (favorites): Mendelssohn's Octet (!!) and Song Without Words, Elgar Cello Concerto, Rachmaninov's Prelude in C-Sharp Minor, Night on Bald Mountain, Fauré's Elegie, Mahler Symphony 5, Schubert's "Trout" quintet

Techno: Pennywise, Moby, Chemical Brothers

Rock: System of a Down, Avenged Sevenfold, Rise Against, Derek & The Dominos, Electric Six, Nirvana, Queen, The Beatles, Office, Radiohead, Tenacious D (!!), U2, Coldplay, Cream, The Rolling Stones, Guns n' Roses, Pink Floyd, The Who, Aquabats

Fusion: East Village Opera Company, Enter the Haggis (!!), Nightwish (!!)

Comedy: Mike Birbiglia, Tom Lehrer, Moose Butter

J-Rock/J-Pop: MUCC (!!), Abingdon Boys School, Gackt, Nightmare, Keiichi Oku, YUI, Bad Luck, Beat Crusaders

Favorite Pairings (manga/anime):

Digimon: Taichi x Koushiro, Daisuke x Ken, Takeru x Hikari, Daisuke x Takeru, Yamato x Ken

Bleach: Ichigo x Uryuu, Ichigo x Renji, Hitsugaya x Ichigo, Hitsugaya x Renji, Renji x Byakyua, Shuuhei x Renji, Shuuhei x Izuru, Gin (OOC) x Izuru, Ichigo x Orihime

07 Ghost: Teito x Mikage, Teito x Haruken, Frau x Castor

D Gray Man: Lavi x Allen, Lavi x Kanda, Allen x Kanda, Cross x Komui, Allen x Miranda

Zombie-Loan: Ichirou x Chika, Shito x Chika, Sotetsu x Chika, Sotetsu x Yumi

Fairy Tail: Gray x Natsu, Natsu x Freid, Ezra x Gray

Peace Maker Kurogane: Tetsu x Saya, Okita x Hijikata, Susumu x Hijikata, Sanosuke x Tetsu, Sanosuke x Shinpachi, Tetsu x Suzu

Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward x Winry, Mustang x Havoc, Mustang x Breda, Scar x Envy, Scar x Edward

Other manga/anime:

Great Ones: Muhsi-shi, Sukisho (yaoi), Code Geass, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun,

Any more questions, just ask. I'm almost perpetually looking for a way to avoid homework, so please, ask away. I'll try to answer as quickly as possible.

I've got book pairings too, but there's too many and I'm tired.

Cheers.