Faith-Is-Light-In-The-Darknesshide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto. My sister gave me her old account so yeah... She used to be called Tenten-Sabaku... Name: Misha Age: Why should I tell you? Favorite food: Raisins Gender: I am female but people call me a guy due to my height and the fact I'm stronger then most boys my age... Oh well... You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other. Most compatible with: Badass Uke Also I will only update stories that have the most reviews and have been reviewed at least once since the last time it was updated. Thank you I will be updating soon!!! Please wait! |
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Let my Weakness Strengthen Me by Staring.out.my.flooded.window reviews
Shes weak But she will become strong Sakura leaves for five years where she is trained by the ever famous Itachi When she returns to Konoha will she forgive those who called her weak Or will she cry once more and Itachi Will he be there for her COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,134 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Narutos Cinderella Story by fullmoonwolf950 reviews
A cinderella story that contains sasu x naru with a plot much more difreant than the fairy tale...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,778 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha by Kayah reviews
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Akatsuki R' Us by elric0sis reviews
Tobi brings home a mysterious pie one night for everyone to enjoy. Everything was fine until the next day then everythinkg get's a little, kid-like. What trouble does the Akatsuki face now? Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
The Book of Akatsuki Horror Stories by sakicchi reviews
HIATUS / A series of horror stories featuring all your favourite Akatsuki. Watch them encounter paranormal problems which could leave them scared to near death or even killed. /AU. Series of oneshots. Violence/Horror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Akatsuki
Sand ninja in Konoha by Halan Lore reviews
This starts after Yashamaru tells Gaara he always hated him. Aki comes and takes Gaara and moves into Konoha. AU obviously. How will this Jinchuuriki influence events? R&R mostly reviews needed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Gaara
Of 6 year olds and watermellon! by kikyohater920alltheway reviews
Toshiro get's a nasty bump on the head! Now, thinking he's a 6 year old, he makes Momo's life and the rest of the sereite's life miserable. What will it be like to have the little prankster back in her life? HUMOR GARANTEED! Hitsu/Hina...? we'll see.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Urban Legends by trini kageneko reviews
Urban Legends with a twist. Follow the characters of Naruto to experience their encounters with their unimaginable twists of fate. Rated T for language but may change in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Akatsuki Bloopers! by Just a Mutt reviews
Just a bunch of random scenes with the Akatsuki and, erm... other people too, I guess. Warning : Author is clinically insane. Chapter 26 is up and the rating might change to M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,896 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki Days by x0xNavi chanx0x reviews
Lots of thing go on in the Akatsuki and plenty of them are odd and funny. Now with 20 percent more Tobi. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Obito U.
She Is He by GoodBoyTobi reviews
All of the Akatsuki members thought that Deidara was a girl. And Deidara too dumb to notice that. It's my first English Fic! One-sided ItaDei. Chapter 9 updated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,764 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
My Name is Tobi, And I Like Girls by Blixxx reviews
Hey Everyone here's the thing. This is for Ladies and Gentleman! COMPLETELY STRAIGHT! Deidara confesses to Tobi, but he likes girls. What will Diedara do to make sure he gets what he wants? Get a Sex-Change? TobiXFemaleDeidara -ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Deidara, Obito U.
The Ultimate Technique no Jutsu by Deidara-is-best-fuck-the-rest reviews
Tobi makes a new jutsu and is planning to win his Deidara-sempai's heart.But when he tries it out nothing happens.Oh how wrong he was!OOC!Crack!NOT tobixdei!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
How Tobi SingleHandedly Defeated the Akatsuki by ChenaChan reviews
What would be a normal day at the Akatsuki headquarters? Imagine... Giant shark tanks, broken sculptures, pissed off Akatsuki members, and a pink apronclad Tobi. Yes, indeed. All about Tobi and his little antics. Crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Obito U.
Konoha Christmas Carols by Goggleplex reviews
Parodies of songs of the Christmas Season preformed by Konoha ninjas and with special appearances by the Akatsuki and other characters as well. Enjoy! Characters categories will change every chapter
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Only a Child by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Link's got it all. The degree, the job, the maturities and responsibilities of adulthood. But what happenes when the cruel realities oppress him? So he turns to an inner child to relieve him of his immense pain and fears. Those with weak stomachs move on.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Lost Memory reviews
The vampire lord Gaara fell in love with a human girl only to have her taken from him, But now a hundred years later a servant boy Naruto finds himself being taken to serve a cruel mistress, but what happens when they meet?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,119 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
One Smile reviews
Happy Birthday Naruto! Naruto has always wanted one thing for his elder brother Kyuubi to smile more so he enlists the help of his club the Future Ninjas to help him. Humor and Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Questions and Growing up reviews
Naruto was adopted by Kakashi at birth, but Naruto's growing up fast and he has a lot of questions for his daddy to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Paranoraml Assistance Agency reviews
Naruto started a agency that helps people who are experiencing Paranormal activity, but with a rival agency stealing their clients and a new Physic to train can they handle the great evil arising? Being Edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Innocence reviews
Gaara wakes up in a fog filled world with no memory of how he got there, now back in our world he's been turned into a kid with no memory at all! But wheere does 16 year old Naruto fit in to all this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Tobi makes Supper reviews
Pein leaves Tobi in charge of cookin read to find out want happens.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Sleep A Gaara song fic reviews
A song fic about Gaara feelings after his fight with Naruto. With song sleep by my Chemical Romance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara - Complete