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A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you, Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention

When she pulls away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers

When she re-posts this bulletin she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
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Book 1: A Very Normal Year by TaekwondoAssKicking reviews
She couldn't believe it, but at the same time it made so much sense. She was a witch. And not only that, but everyone seems to be hiding something from her. Why do they treat her so coldly? Who is You-Know-Who? What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Growing up on the streets of London had taught her many things, and one of them is not to trust easily. Fem!Harry Mute Swearing Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,488 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Harry P., OC
The Muggles' Niece by realismandromance reviews
First in my Evanna Potter series. It's Lily Evanna Potter's first year at Hogwarts, and things are getting interesting. For starters, Evanna is Sorted into Slytherin while her cousin is a Gryffindor, there's a troll loose in the castle on Hallowe'en, somebody's possibly trying to kill her ... Yes, this will be one strange year. [AU: Fem!Harry, Loving!Dursleys]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,201 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Guardian of Magic by wolfsrainrules reviews
Winter needed a Guardian. Jack needed Hope. MiM is making plans and sends Jack to Winter hoping to make the future Guardian Happy. He set something in motion not even He had expected. (FEM!Harry(Winter) Pairing:Fem!Harry/Jack) (Cover by AmaltheaLuchiaAizen)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
The Murder of Minnie Aaren by DevilAngel reviews
As Mai was thinking, a bloody mangled child's body rose from behind her. The sheets made no sounds, neither did the body. Its face was torn in several places, bugs crawled out of its mouth, its hand was missing, one leg was chewed on, black hair was in tattered curls and she reached out to Mai. Mai was unaware of the hand reaching out to her and said: "Let's play a game, Mai-chan."
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,502 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
The Forgotten Daughter by Perseia Jackson reviews
Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda Potter thought she had no family alive, she never believed she was special. belittled and abused by her relatives she hadn't counted on finding a home at Hogwarts, and a family along the way. She hadn't counted on being a Half-Blood in more ways then one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,585 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fred W., Poseidon - Complete
My Soul to Take by ToxiNeena reviews
SPR takes on their most horrific, scheming ghost yet! The entity in question only attacks married couples in appalling and gruesome ways. Thus, Mai is forced to 'marry' her narcissistic boss in order to lure the ghost into the open. What awaits them now?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,492 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
At the Burrow by Savy13 reviews
The December after the last battle, Jess Potter goes back to the Burrow ready to share a secret or two...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 153 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Black Twilight by Inkalilien13 reviews
Lilith Potter's been betrayed, so with Neville and a surprise lady, she's hitting Japan. She was unaware that going to school with a certain Shinigami woudl eventually get her dragged in, not that she minds. Fem!Harry/Ichigo
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 225 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 269 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Haylie Doesn't Do Normal by Mrs.Potter-Black-Riddle-Malfoy reviews
Major AU: GOF! Fem!Harry/Fred/George. What if the Twins believed Haylie didn't put her name in the goblet. The whole world changes, that's what! Mermaids, Goblins, and Veela oh my! Good!Draco Bad!Fleur Bad Cedric Good!Cissa Non-Canon Couples!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 469 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 835 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 1,004 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 1,808 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harley Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone by ImmatureEvil reviews
Ever wondered how it would feel to be Harry James Potter, but a female? To be Harleigh Jamie Potter? To be known as The Girl Who Lived. To have to adjust to a world you didn't know existed, to be brought in the wizarding world so suddenly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,577 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Not a Girl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Harriet Potter was forced to pretend to be a boy. over the seven years she finds a family in a team, falls in love, becomes a teenage mother and destroys Voldemort. while losing her first love, lying to her friends and sharing a dorm with boys. HPCD HPOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 208 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Heir of Slytherin by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Parody of how the prophecy might be fulfilled. Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete