I, Pansy Parkinson, am to die in a day and there is nothing I can do to stop it. The pain that will inflict me at midnight will be nothing comparable to the pain that has my father has caused me. Now I am off, to pursue my true love as my last wish.

AU. hinted Slash. extreme humor 6yearold Harry has a question for Sirius, involving birds, bees and puzzle pieces? Rated for Subject matter and hinted slash. Follow's in the 'what have I done' universe. To Sam, for whom this was written.

The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]

Three years after the conclusion of Of Western Stars, a force pulls Harry into another world where everything that he once knew was different. His father is alive, he and his mother dead, and Sirius Black is a servant of Voldemort [revision chapter 2]

The thrilling saga continues! Our heroes finally begin their road trip to the Thief convention in Las Vegas! Chapter 8 is up! Please RR!