What if his whole life with Gibbs had been nothing but a dream? After he finally had enough of the team and NCIS, Tony wakes up in a hospital bed and finds out he's been in a coma for a while and everything was just a dream. But then he bumps into one grumpy old NCIS Marine. Is this a second chance or will he run away this time?

The beginning of the joke goes like this: the writers and producers of NCIS are meeting to talk about the future episodes... Crackfic.

Tony takes the Rota promotion. After years of no contact to his old team, he finally returns. Much to everyone's shock, he's the new Director. How on earth did that happen..?

Little Tony is running... He meets a family, he gains a family, bad things happen and there are second chances. Kidfic.

What happens when one cold winter night teenager Tony finds a young girl on the street, trying to sell matches? He decides to help the girl find her parents. And why does she trust him so easily?

He's not getting any younger and he's done waiting for the other shoe to drop. He's done. Anthony D. DiNozzo Jr. has left the building. And he's not coming back.

Tony has finally joined the NCIS and is now Special Agent DiNozzo. There are still many bumps on the way, tempers fly and people come and go. New and old. And there is no present without past. No one said it was going to be easy. AU. Part 3 of the 'Ghosts' series.

Clan Toretto takes in a racer from Brian and Rome's past, and decide to keep her despite the trouble she brings, because you never turn your back on family. Excerpt: "Who is she?" Dom asked. "Brian with tits." Rome answered around a mouthful of hamburger. One look from Mia and his mouth snapped shut. "Family." Brian answered.

He was used to hiding himself. Ghost games, that's what he had started calling it as a kid. He had been hiding too many secrets and was unwilling to share the burden with anyone. Then a case in Baltimore brought new people into his life. Soon he found himself questioning everything. Was it finally time to stop playing the games? AU. Part 1 of the 'Ghosts' series.

Years later, after his girls were killed, Gibbs finds a letter. Shannon has kept a huge secret from him...

A little Limp!Brian after his and Dom's fight when Dom learns of Letty's decision to clear his name. Brian's injuries are much worse than they thought, and Dom feels the need to clear the air between the two of them... sort of.

The girls leave after the guys break their hearts. When they come back, they are stronger, wiser, older, and...they have kids.

Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?

Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, destined for the gallows for a crime that he honestly didn't commit.