What's the most impossible job you can think of? For Jo Holbrook, The Tank, Killer Extradonaire...it was being a bodyguard. Leave it to Fury to kick it up a notch. Now she was acting the part of babysitter for Tony Stark and trying to figure out where her life went wrong. At least she had pancakes.

When Emma Swan gets an invitation to her ex's wedding, she isn't expecting to find it still hurts. Determined not to "lose the break-up", Emma recruits the snarky Irishman she chases down bail jumpers with, to assist her in her somewhat ill-conceived plan to save face. Absolutely nothing could go wrong, right? Captain Swan AU. M for swears.

A disaster is in the making, and Chloe and Lex need to work together to stop it. But as the unexpected sparks fly, the sides waver, and they are forced to reconsider what they each thought to be true. Pairing: Chloe and Lex (Chlex) Rating: PG - M depending upon chapter Timeline: Season 7 AU

Darcy discovers a serious issue with Pietro's accent.

"Don't you worry, Boss Lady, I'll find out who's trying to ruin your stud-muffin's business." Darcy turns spy for fun. Loki employs Darcy for fun. AU Tasertricks. Rated T for language and suggestiveness. Darcy/Loki, Jane/Thor.

With the major players out of the game, some temporary, others...not, the job of putting the mutant community back together falls on an unlikely and definitely uninterested girl. Up until now, no one but Xavier knew about her, but soon everyone will know, and she'll be put to the test, whether she wants to be or not. OC/Gambit/Deadpool

Clint thought he and Darcy had a pretty easygoing friendship. He has to rethink their relationship after digging around her playlists…

Hi, I'm Anya Sorenson. Nice to meet you. This is the story of my life, well, until it got invaded by a gigantic blond Eskimo. *looks behind* GO AWAY, ERIC!

Steve Rogers has always been an all-American kinda guy. Straight as an arrow. The First Avenger. That man every father wants his daughter bringing home. But when an encounter with current Black Widow Yelena Belova brings out some unexpected... kinks in his psyche, who will Steve turn to? Can Darcy Lewis help him navigate a brave new world of being a perverted romantic?

Tony Stark throws a party. Unbeknownst to the guests, Steve and Darcy enjoy that party thoroughly.

Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.

Mr. Gold searches for the right Valentine's Day gift. Meanwhile, Belle isn't even aware such a holiday exists. One-shot.

Sequel to 'Like the Pharaohs of Old.' Extremely AU, Darcy POV, Loki/Darcy, etc. Hydra is gone. The good guys won. Time passes, but something isn't right. The whole team is brought back to face an even greater force that rose after- and possibly because of- the group's find in Egypt. Rated M for violence and sexual content and whatnot. *ON HIATUS*

AU. Waitress Belle French gazes out of the window towards the law offices over the way, wondering if their charismatic new arrival, the mysterious Mr Gold, will ever step into the little café where she works… Rumbelle with a side of Red Cricket, and many cameos from other key players. [Complete]

Darcy Lewis may have a little crush. And a kink. Hey, it's not easy working for the honest truth Men in Black, a girl needs an outlet.

It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton

Arthur got drunk and he woke up at Eames' on the next day, not remembering much… Sorry, I suck at writing summaries and titles. MaleXMale, don't like, don't read, you've been warned. R&R please!

In an alternate universe, Meredith Weyland is a cybernetics engineer. She belongs on a team developing the new David 8 prototype. She pours in long hours and eventually confines in David about her struggles and insecurities. Meredith x David 8 prototype. Update 08/05/13 - I'm going to finish story!

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Mr Gold loves his ice cream, and it's more than Isobel can bear. She decides to get payback. Rumbelle smut.

When i met the Doctor- The Doctor lands in a 22 year old girls bedroom and happens to take her along for a ride, more interesting then it seems. PLEASE REVIEW!

AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.

Important notice my profile! Moving this story to rating T. Robin and his gang of outlaws, plus Guy of Gisnborne and the Sheriff, get swept 800 years into the future, to the year 2006, into the ladies bathroom of a Starbucks Coffee House.