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Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 493,268 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Twisted Reflections by vendetta543 reviews
She was a failure of a Mage, unable to cast even the simplest of spells. He was an Undead, a monster used as a pawn in battle he could never understand. They had nothing in common, and yet fate saw it fit to bind the two souls together.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 917,021 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Louise
Zero Summing by Poliamida reviews
Mocked by her peers and a failure as a mage, now she finds herself alone in a foreign land ravaged by a civil war. With the world on the brink of destruction her life couldn't get any worse, could it? Reverse summon AU.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 424,045 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Louise
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,423 - Follows: 7,260 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Saint of Zero by Satire Swift reviews
The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,588 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Saint George, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Siesta
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 75 - Words: 319,894 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Longest Hunt by NaughtFiction reviews
For him, the night was supposed to end. The Dream would come to a close and he had done his best in his service as a Hunter. He would awake in the new dawn and make the most of what remained of his life. But a new nightmare threatens the Hunter's Dream and a foreign world. The young hunter is thrown into a different world of huntsmen and huntresses to warn them, to save them.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 263,346 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Ozpin, OC
Chisa's Side Stories by NaughtFiction reviews
While the Hunt may prove to be the longest anyone could endure, there is a reprieve to be found in the little moments. As the Young Hunter's new ward, Chisa finds herself facing a new world from her home in the Hunter's Workshop. With it comes both a strangeness and delight as her life continues onward with her strange guardian. {Side Stories for The Longest Hunt}
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,250 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, OC, Plain Doll
The Titan of Rapture by A Mountain Sage reviews
She ascended from the nightmare, only to be lost at sea. Decades later she awakens to a new world, a world filled with troubles. She will do her best to set them right and hold close those friends she has come to love. That was, afterall, what father taught. She remembered.
Crossover - Teen Titans & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,915 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Raven, OC, Eleanor L.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35025 - Favs: 24,920 - Follows: 18,613 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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