pleasebitemehide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, and Danny Phantom. LOL REMEMBER WHEN TWILIGHT EXISTED bye |
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A Love That Was Fought For by passionate009 reviews
Bella and Edward live in two separate worlds, she's the daughter of the King's gaurd and he is a vampire living in the shadows of her kingdom. He watches her everyday but she doesn't know he exists, will Edward get the chance to live happily ever after?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's a boy! by xAtropos reviews
Edward has a fetish? Bella has an even stranger baby name than Renesmee? Read to find out. No longer a one-shot. Parodies of favorite and least favorite moments in Breaking Dawn, or just random scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Christmas by Samantha-Paige-Cullen reviews
COMPLETE Bella has been transformed, and is living in Alaska with the Cullens. Christmas is coming up and Alice, of course, has a party planned, What happens when Bella finds out what song she will be doing for karaoke? T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Rainbows and Pink Markers by Samantha-Paige-Cullen reviews
What is Edward most afraid of? Could it be lurking in one of Bella's desk drawers?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skitzo's on Crack! by skitzofrenic reviews
CRACKKKfics. you might want to go click somewhere else. if you value your IQ, please for me don't click here.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Amusement by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward takes Bella to the local fair, but at the end of the night is a surprise she didn't expect. A fluffy one shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
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Pens & Sharpies reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Bella The Volvo and the Mishap reviews
One Saturday afternoon, Bella decides to go grocery shopping with Edward. In the Volvo. With herself in the driver's seat. Sequel now up as a second chapter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn Quotes Of The Day reviews
A series of drabbles based on the Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day. August 2nd! : Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
Emmett Cullen Goes To Day Camp reviews
It is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Tales Told In Song reviews
A series of songfics; different POVS, different genres, mostly fluff. May change title. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
A Wise Man Once Said reviews
Bella," Edward said disapprovingly. He knew my low tolerance for caffeine. New Moon: Page 494 . Bella drinks espresso. She then proceeds to act like a cat on crack. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I imagine it's highly ridiculous. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raging Teenage Hormones reviews
Completely OOC, but in my opinion, hilarious. -“These aren’t earphones. They’re my new toaster,” he said matter-of-factly. "How does it work?” Danny asked skeptically. “I haven’t figured it out yet…” “He’s stoned!” Jazz exclaimed...etc.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Saved By The Bell reviews
Edward catches Bella singing and tries to dazzle her to hear more. Pure EXB fluff. Yet another one-shot. Rated T just because. Sequel now up as a second chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breezy reviews
Bella and Edward take a stroll through the park, but what annoying surprise awaits? One-shot, ExB fluff/humor. Rated T for fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonding Time! reviews
Time for the forgotten characters to tell their tale...except not really because Bella's a co-star, if you'd like to call it that. Angela thinks Ben & Bella need to bond, so she locks them in her basement. one-shot. : rated T for miiild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Angela - Complete
Grapes reviews
Bella doesn't expect for there to be people downstairs.... Solely for fun, not intended to make sense. one-shot. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella - Complete
La Sua Cantante reviews
CHANGE OF TITLE! Used to be "Absorption". Bella's power is to absorb other powers. When her and Edward meet a vampire named Henry, whose ability is that he is disabled of smelling human blood, what will end up happening? Post change, obviously.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Mike Newton Shenanigans reviews
Mike gets himself into all sorts of crap. Or I do it for him...whichever. A story all about the ridiculous world of Mike Newton. Rated T for language/safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
You're So Silly reviews
Angela doesn't listen when Mike Newton tries to tell her about a weird EXB scene he witnessed the other day. Just a fun one-shot. Silly & funny, or so I would say, because when it happened I found it hilarious. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Secrets Secrets Are No Fun reviews
Mike Newton has a secret. Edward Cullen has the inside scoop. He would never spread it around, though Tyler Crowely has no problem doing just that. I am so not obsessed with Mike Newton, shuddup. Reviews are fun! :D one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Mr Molina reviews
Mr. Banner is a creeper & Edward sets things straight. random, OOC, fun. Rated T for mild language. r&r! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Mythical Secrets reviews
Angela turns out to be a witch and joins the party, too. Huge hiatus, if anyone cares. I can't think of anything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008