All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?

Stonem House offers ... a lesson in personal dynamics. First fanfic ever. Hope to update weekly. Likely 21 chapters minimum. Rated M for future chapters. Will have bdsm components.

Emily is very attracted to Paige. So attracted, in fact, that she just can't help herself. Half repost, half new. Four shot.

Locum Tenens – place holder, substitute. Paige & Emily have been connected through only one girl. Jai has been Emily's girlfriend for almost 3 years & Paige's best friend for 7. When she died, the dynamic between the two drastically shifted. As Emily slowly comes to grips with her loss, she enters into a tentative relationship with Paige. But has Emily truly let go? Paily AU.

AH. Bella is a happily married mother of three whose life is completely changed forever by one glance at a girl she meets at the gym. At first she tries to suppress it for the sake of her family, but some things just aren't a choice. Bella/Alice.

Having set fire to her school, Renee sends Bella from their home in Italy to Forks. Expecting idiots, she instead finds Alice, an artist tormented daily by both students and memories. Can they lower defenses long enough to let each other in? ABUSE/SELF-HARM

5 years apart, Quinn, at 15, had already known Rachel for a very integral part of her life. So falling in love with her just made sense. If only for Rachel it was that easy.

Regina has a one-night-stand with a beautiful stranger. Unfortunately, Emma turns out to be her son's birthmother who wants back into Henry's life. Swanqueen/femslash

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

A detailed account of Emily and Paige falling in love since the beginning of high school. AU.

After returning home from college, Paige McCullers is Rosewood High's newest teacher; but on top of facing the past that she left behind, she has to deal with her growing attraction to senior and star swimmer, Emily Fields.

Change is hard. Especially when it is change not of your own choosing. But sometimes second (or third or even fourth) chances come around. The question then is what do you do about them? Run, or grab hold with both hands with everything you've got. Canon until the end of series 4. AU after that (just as though Fire never happened...)

Santana Lopez has been called many things in her life, but never among them a fool. So it's only natural that her first reaction upon spotting a telltale cloud of dust marking the fast approach of a horse is to reach down beside her chair to where her rifle is and bring it to her lap. Rated T for mild depictions of violence. One-shot.

Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA

In her final year of college, Emma finds she has more to account for than the extra credits she needs in order to graduate. Only... she doesn't expect it to come in the form of her newest instructor, Professor Regina Mills. Complete. AU Swan Queen

When a drunk Laura Hollis tries calling her ex, she gets Carmilla's answering machine instead. The other woman's interest is piqued by the rambling message. Curiosity gets the better of her, and she calls her back.

Aka 'The One In Which Everyone Is At Least A Little Bit Gay'. Claire's past had prepared her enough to easily survive the Outbreak. What it hadn't prepared her for though, was the string of women she would meet thereafter.

Three years after graduating from high school, Jade thought she'd never see Tori again. Then one night they run into each other and secrets from their past are exposed. What's going to happen when Tori isn't ready and runs off to New York leaving Jade to fall into the arms of someone else?

The Cullen family left Bella in the forest. They didn't come back to Forks, yet Bella still ended up a vampire. She's now a feared member of the Volturi. She's got a daughter, and she's had no contact with the Cullens for almost a century. She emerges from the horrors of her past under the shadow of a looming threat.

Setting: Nearly two hundred years ago. A group of six people lead a livestock up on the mountain and will look after them for the summer. It will be a fateful one.

In a world where sex slavery is the norm, Santana is sold to a wealthy man who hopes that her company can help mend his daughter's broken spirit. Can a master who doesn't believe in the slave trade and a slave who only wants to be loved let go of their troubled pasts? AU Brittana (very small mentions of Faberry, Puckurt, Tike, and Samcedes)

It's Bella's 21st birthday and her best friend, Alice, has bought her a very special gift. What was supposed to be a night of meaningless fun, turns into something more.

[Prompt Challenge] Brittany is the daughter of a ranch owner that Santana gets hired at.

[Prompt Challenge] Brittany works for a cruise line. Santana's dragged to a lesbian cruise to properly rebound from her latest breakup. [Brittana, Faberry, and porn.]

A struggling radio station gets a chance to boost ratings and sponsors when one Bed and Breakfast located in the middle of nowhere asks them to run a special Christmas show in the dead of night. The countdown to Christmas commences. Brittana. AU. M.

*Sequel to Been There All Along* Santana realizes what she thought she wanted out of life was not what she needed. Brittany finds another passion she desperately wants to make a reality.

A/U Tori is a child star who seeks out a semi-normal life at a prestigious boarding school, where she meets her new roommate Jade.

Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.

An unusual school project throws Emily Fields together with fierce rival swimmer, Paige McCullers. What was supposed to be a simple exercise in team work ends up leaving her second guessing everything she thinks she knows about the other girl…

Brittany takes the subway every day. She often sees a brunette with long, black hair and amazing clothes. Brittany wonders if that brunette likes girls, but Brittany's gaydar has never been her strong suit.

'It looks ridiculous,' Beca groans, as soon as she sees it.

[Prompt Challenge] Santana is a street racer. Brittany is the girlfriend of her biggest rival.

[Prompt Challenge] Santana walks in on her daughter having sex with Rachel and Quinn's daughter. They're not admitting their feelings to each other, so Brittany comes up with a plan to save the Lopez-Pierce-Fabray-Berry 4th of July Extravaganza.

[Prompt Challenge] Quinn is a photographer. For one afternoon, Rachel is her model.

[Prompt Challenge] Brittany is a sports journalist. Her next piece is an interview with Santana Lopez, rising MMA star.

[Prompt Challenge] Santana is a married lady of leisure, Brittany is waitstaff. They meet at one of Santana's neighborhood luncheons, then sex. (correct prompt)

[Prompt Challenge] Everyone fears Santana, the hot Political Science professor. That is, everyone but Brittany.

On an abrupt, ill-advised vacation from Los Angeles, Rachel trips right into Quinn Fabray, a local shop owner in faded red shorts. It starts with surfboards and a jellyfish sting. Faberry AU.

Quinn learns that Rachel has a secret and she plans to use that knowledge to her benefit.

Six months after a virus decimates the world population a handful of survivors are left trying to live in a terrifying new world. In Bristol a group of teens band together to fight off starvation and the threat of other survivors. Naomily & Keffy

Brittany never questioned her life, or the Games. She accepted that competing in the brutal brawl to the death- and winning- was an inevitable part of her future. But now, for the first time ever, she has something to lose; something she wants that she can never, ever have- because in the end, if she wants to win, she will have to kill her... AU. Hunger Games!Brittana

After the fallout, it seems that the friendship has hit the wall. Santana is pretty sure there's nowhere to go from here, but when she's about to give up and let destruction take hold of her friendship with Rachel, she realizes that it takes a wrecking ball to lay the foundation for something else.

Sugar just knows that Santana and Brittany would fall in love...if only she could get them to meet each other.

There will always be a part of me that craves Quinn. And I'm afraid she's aware.

Every day Postwoman!Brittany delivers books to Booknerd!Santana. Every day a shy smile and another book. A little kindness goes a long way, and even a cup of hot chocolate can lead to more.

Ch. 38 updated. When Inuyasha uses the jewel to become a full demon, it has a tragic outcome. This story touches painful subjects of love betrayed, survival, and redemption. This is a dark, sometimes bitter story for emotionally adult readers who understand that even the best people sometimes lose themselves and the pain of returning to those feelings. In short, it's a love story.

It all started with a phone call (and a few insults). Heavy Alex/Piper. M-rated stuff. Completely AU.

You quickly turn your head, hoping your suspicions weren't correct but then you see the smooth, pale skin of someone's back and tousled, blonde hair spread out across the pillow as the girl lays face down on the bed, clearly naked, and crap, you were right. Because the girl lying next to you isn't just anyone. It's Brittany. [Girl Peen entails.]

"I need you." Brittany says, before pausing. "I want a divorce." Another pause. Santana's tongue feels heavy and dry in her mouth. She doesn't know what to answer to that nor how to process all the information. "And I need you to be my lawyer."

Santana Lopez thought being a security officer would be a lot more exciting, but literally nothing ever happens on her shifts- until she meets Brittany Pierce. AU Brittana. Two-Shot. SOLOSMU #4

Fill for the GKM. "Brittany's not sure what she expected to find at her first Harvard party- but whatever it was, it's not what she actually found." AU Brittana. Heavy recreational party DRUG USE. MJ/X/Lean. SOLOSMU #2

Brittany likes to drive: fast. As part of the most elite streetcar crew in Las Vegas, when she's not boosting cars she's racing them. When a sexy Latina from a rival racing crew throws a wrench in her life, Brittany's forced to make a choice: slow down and enjoy the ride or shut up and drive.

This was originally a one-shot story, but I've decided it's going to be a multi-chaptered series of vignettes to illustrate how I imagine Piper and Alex's relationship to have evolved, because that's the most interesting aspect for me. Thanks in advance and for bearing with me. Cheers.

Four years after a horrific string of unsolved murders mysteriously stopped, a new body has been discovered. The police call on the same team of private investigators who almost solved the case last time, but four years can change everything. Brittana. M. Glee. Crime/Mystery/Romance/Action/More!

"Her right tangles in your hair, yanking your head lightly to the side. She starts sucking and nipping at your pulse point furiously, and the thought of her marking you so passionately makes you tighten around her as she fills you" Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.

A natural disaster prompts a successful Rachel Berry to record a tribute album for the victims and enlists her old Glee club for help as she believes it will appeal to a wider audience. The only person not to respond is Quinn, leaving Rachel no choice but to seek her out.

The first time they meet they are far too young to know it. The second time they meet is in the playroom at the hospital. The third time they meet Santana is running away from one of the nurses. The last time they meet Brittany is wandering the halls of the hospital completely lost. Mostly fluffy oneshot.

"When she receives her draft letter in the mail, Brittany Pierce thinks her life can't get worse- until she meets Drill Commander Lopez." EXTRA-smutty fill for the GKM. Brittana. AU. G!p/Girl Wang. Short multi-chap for the FINAL SUMOSMU! D:

Piper grapples with who she is and what she has left, if anything, in the weeks following her breakdown. Alex/Piper, set after season one. Complete.

An Orange is the New Black treatment. I do not own any of these characters! Piper and Alex meet - a fleshed-out look at their first time meeting at the bar, and their subsequent lives together and apart. Mostly from Alex's point of view. M for some sexytime. Reviews very welcome!

AU. Santana Lopez is engaged to her high school sweetheart Sam Evans. With her wedding 3 months away, Santana begins to get stressed, pressuring her relationship and is also stuck in a dead end job. Her friend Quinn advises her to seek counsel from sex therapist and relationship counselor Brittany Pierce.

Waste your heart for the aerosol art . . . At 11:47 on a Tuesday night, Bella Swan met her match. A spray paint love story.

The world isn't quite as dead as it was in the film and the convoy is a bit bigger. It's a whole new world and about 100 people led by a feisty redhead are about to explore it. Jill is here, LJ isn't about to die, similar plot points throughout, but a whole new story. Some love, some laughs and a ton of adventure.

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Fill for the GKM. "Brittany's not stupid- she knows Santana is totally checking her out and enjoying it, but she doesn't mind. She likes Santana, and she doesn't see anything wrong with the way their friendship is progressing." Brittana. SMUT. SUMOSMU #8. THREE SHOT AND THAT'S IT I SWEAR.

"You push your joined hands higher until they're knotted against her lower stomach, grounding her in place even as you work to send her higher and higher. You have her, and you're not letting go." Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.

"Brittany knows Santana is practicing for Puck, but she can't help hoping, all the same." Brittana. SUMOSMU #10- BACK FROM DA DEAD, HOMIEZ!2

AU. The problem isn't that Santana wants to hire new employees. She's overwhelmed at work, you can't fault her for that. The problem is she wants a certain blonde employee in more ways than just professionally. Side Faberry and Kurtbastian.

Chronicles of sexual encounters between Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray ultimately leading to something more.

"Tori fucking Vega who came into your life as suddenly as the tornado that swept Dorothy to Oz and changed everything you ever thought you knew." Rated M for later chapters and Language.

Fresh from the academy and looking for her big break, Brittany S. Pierce, takes on her first assignment for Captain Sue Sylvester. Unfortunately for Britt, Sue cares little for her safety and an uncover recon assignment quickly spirals out of control. Will one of her targets become her saving angel or stab her in the back? Brittana.

My name is Santana Lopez. I live by two rules, and two rules only. 1, Don't get fat. 2, Don't let anyone know.

"It'd be funny to you how quickly Santana launches herself from the couch and nearly trips over her own feet as she positively sprints for the bathroom, if you weren't so distracted by how unbelievably turned on you are." Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.

Brittany drags Santana to the town fireworks despite her girlfriend's protests. Britt then spends the rest of the fireworks display showing Santana the right way to watch the show. Smut. M. Brittana

When the school year rolls around and Quinn is no longer in the choir room week after week, Rachel feels the loss immediately. Determined to preserve the friendship Quinn continually denies, Rachel embarks on a path to prove her loyalty to Quinn. But the result of her ambition may be more than either of them had ever expected.

AU. She walked in with long curly blonde hair, hands clasped behind her back, and a red smile, and all Rachel wanted to know was why large, burly men were following her everywhere. / She walked in to find an ordinary brunette to strike up an argument with, and all Quinn cared about was that Rachel hadn't the slightest clue who she was.

When Brittany moves to LA, her plan is to be a famous dancer. When she suddenly meets a very fascinating Latina under slightly awkward circumstances, Brittany gets a little sidetracked.

GKM fill. For Santana, and probably the rest of the human population, if you're hiding under your girlfriend's desk after being interrupted by her students, the obvious and logical course of action would be just to wait it out. Apparently, the same can't be said for Brittany, who decides to pass the time much more "effectively" in her words.

Bella moves to Forks and meets her destiny... I don't own these characters, and this is my first post - so please be gentle. Bella/Alice - don't like, don't read and a BIG thanks too everyone who has submitted a review. **Story Completed** August 2014 Update - Sequel "Enigma" work in progress :)

AU. Quinn is from the suburbs of Boston and is a die-hard Red Sox fan. Rachel grew up in Lima but has always been a Yankee fan. They wind up as roommates at NYU, and as the pennant race heats up, so do things between the two girls.

A collection of prompts that belong to the 'If It Hurts This Much' Universe!

How Yerba changed everything. JORI.

You're pretty sure you've hit puberty. And not the puberty in the sense that you're growing breasts and getting your period because, been there, done that. But puberty in the sense that you're starting to become attracted to the most random things like low tones of voices, people innocently brushing against various parts of your body, hugging.

Bella and Alice have a strong connection but with Alice's deteriorating health it seems their time together is limited. What will Bella do to try and save the person she loves? A/B ooc.

Campus celebrity Santana Lopez and shy film major Brittany Pierce cross paths during their last few months at college. A/U.

Accidents happen. However accidents with necklaces that bind certain demons, could turn out to be very...interesting. Can Kagome cope with the newly liberated Inuyasha? rating went up!

She leaves for college in two weeks. Thirteen days, five hours and forty-three minutes, to be exact, but you block that number quickly from your thoughts. It feels better to think of the time in a roundabout way, instead of acknowledging that your time with Santana is reduced to hours and minutes. - Rated M for angsty sex and fluff

Santana won't admit it, but something bothers her deep down. She thinks about her too much and can't shake the feeling she gets when she sees her with someone else. She's watched the girl she could love, love everyone but her. They may be friends, but Santana secretly harbors the pain of unrequited feelings. (one-shot)

Santana and Quinn are in a relationship. Santana lives with Rachel in New York, however, and eventually Rachel begins to realize that she's not okay with the relationship playing out before her – she wants Quinn for herself. (Quinntana w/ Faberry as endgame.)

With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?

Three weeks. That's all it took. Santana finds herself four thousand miles away from home with only a backpack and a feisty blonde for company. When you're nineteen, three weeks can change your life.

AU "The first time you meet her, you're not exactly at your best. In fact, this particular moment in time probably ranks somewhere in your top three worst days ever. Like, ever ever." M for coarse language and sexual themes. Three-shot.

Santana's living in New York, producing a Jazz album. Rachel lives in New York and is a big Broadway star. The two run into each other years after high school at a gay bar, of all places. (One-Shot)

A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.

It's not much of a life, she knows, but it's the only one she's got and she's living it.

Quinn finds herself jealous and confused when her former best friend becomes Rachel Berry's protector and confidante. Faberry w/ Pezberry Friendship

She finds herself caring about what Brittany thinks. More than anyone else. She just doesn't know why. Re-upload! (Previous 600 reviews)

There she goes. The girl Santana Lopez has been hopelessly in love with for the past fifteen years. Warning: Superhero!Santana

It's the summer before their senior year and Jade just wants to know what Tori wants.

AU. 1862, the North has started the draft. Santana follows her father to war, intent on proving her worth as a doctor. Brittany enlists in place of her father, intent on keeping her family safe. In this broken land, they find a home in each other.

"Would you be depressed, if I attend that wedding, but only as a guest?" Can Tori watch Jade walk down the aisle and let her slip away? Future fic. Based on the song No Trivia by From Autumn to Ashes

Can Quinn pretend to be in love with Rachel just to get out of Lima? Can Rachel pretend to love Quinn so she's not so lonely in New York? And what happens when both girls realize they're no longer pretending?

Brittany has a little secret: she always googles people before working with them. The next name on her list is Santana Lopez.

"I hate Tori Vega. That's no secret. But here's something you don't know: Tori Vega likes kissing me. At least, that's the way it seems." Tori develops a habit of kissing Jade when they're alone. Jade doesn't know what's going on, but goes along with it anyway. It doesn't take long for things to get messy.

Blind dates. Douchey men. Failed dates. Dive bars. Snobby friends. Scheming for payback. Hot guys. Crazy car lovin'. Tis the way of life. Don't cry when things go awry, push on through and show them jerks who's who. Slight humor, lots of adventure.

Jade's finding herself succumbing to the indulgence that is Tori Vega more than she's willing to admit, and shocking enough Tori is going along for the ride without so much as a question.

He's got the life, he's got the looks, he's got the money — he has everything he needs. Well, that's what he thinks until on one Monday morning, he receives an invitation. Genderswap!Santana/Brittiago

So this started out as a one-shot, but due to some people really enjoying it, I think I am going to continue on. Prob going to be slight AU just because I don't feel I can give "A" justice. Please give me feedback - guest or login - I crave it. If you want to see something done - PM me, I'll write it for you! maybe

Santana Lopez is a publicist in New York trying to rein in the biggest ego the city's ever seen. Brittany Pierce is attempting to create the next big thing in Seattle. They're 2859 miles apart, but one wrong number just might change everything.

Brittany doesn't really know a lot of things but she was so sure of that one.

High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.

AU. Quinn Fabray, of the Women's Auxiliary Army Corps, is shipped to Morocco for the Allied invasion of North Africa. A calamitous beach landing brings her to Navy flight nurse Rachel Berry. Raise their happy eyes up to flaming skies. Faberry in WWII.

Santana and Brittany have been friends since childhood, and best friends for even longer. But what happens when they stumble into serious romantic territory? Girl!Peen entails.

You prefer control, but it's not that you have a constant need for it; it's more that, if you give up control, specifically to her, you know she'll destroy you, tortuously slow. Because Rachel Berry is thorough, and there isn't an inch of you she isn't willing to explore.

AU. Future fic. Quinn Fabray, former blade runner, is called back into the force when a group of androids called replicants crash land on Earth and go on a killing spree. When a seemingly unique in her own way android weasels her way into Quinn's life, Quinn begins to question what it really means to be human.

AU. They said she was just a pretty face, a model fed lines to sell a product. But if you squinted, there was more to Santana Lopez than they gave her credit for, and reporter Brittany Pierce was going to get to the bottom of it. Brittana/Faberry

They were desperate for each other, but neither one wanted to acknowledge that fact. So instead they just pretended that the mix of gentle and purposefully bruising touches they occasionally inflicted upon each other meant nothing.

After the last iCarly...

What happens when newly divorced, mother of one, Bella meets mega movie star Edward dealing with a full life of his own? Can they make their love work in the crazy town called Hollywood? All Human, Canon Pairings, some OCC

AU. "I like the way you move" is the first thing she says to you the first time you meet. She's funny and charming and her hair runs wild and black. "I'm Santana," she says, and you nod.

Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.

One-Shot. Bella and Edward are soon to be married but as the wedding draws closer, things are getting harder for Bella and Edward's sister, Alice. AH.

Bella's equilibrium had been damaged and she fully intended on restoring it once more...Starting with Alice and Rosalie Cullen.

Human. Celebrating Edward and Jasper's two year anniversary at a gay bar, Alice Cullen meets Bella Swan. After an almost-steamy night together, they learn that opposites do attract and sometimes rules have to be broken. Alice/Bella. PG16

AU. Rachel and Quinn used to date until Quinn dumped her at Nationals without telling her why. When she drops off the radar all summer and comes back to school with a new attitude Rachel has a feeling things are going to get worse before they get better.

When Tori first came to Hollywood Arts, I knew exactly two things about her. One, she could sing, and two; I didn't like her. But I know so much more now. I know that she shivers when you kiss her hips. And I know that her toes curl when she comes. Jori.

The lines couldn't blur with Rachel. They hadn't. Quinn would close her eyes and think that it was just like the times she was on vacation and see the boats so far in the distance that they looked like they were in the sky.

AU. When Emily Fitch is kidnapped from outside her parent's home she struggles to weigh her desire for freedom against the growing friendship with one of her captors.

AU set in New York. After a one night stand goes a little crazy, Santana and Brittany bump into each other again... But life can never just be easy, right?

Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B

Some of them survived the first fifty-eight days of the zombie apocalypse. Some of them didn't. But maybe happy endings are just stories that aren't finished yet. Sequel to "Better Run, Outrun My Gun."

After an unfortunate injury, Santana is ordered to take a two year leave from her life, known as the military. However where she thought her life was ending, as her career was torn away from her... Really, it was just beginning.

Naomi Campbell has always been different. She's spent her whole life hiding how different she and her family really are, but when misfortune throws Emily Fitch in to her world she has to finally learn to trust someone with her secrets. Complete

This is not just a girl meets girl love story. This is the story of the evolution of Rosalie Hale. Rose picks Bella out of the crowd, but sometimes you have to watch what you say. Entry for the FML contest, continued into a full story. R/B AU/AH

I wanted to follow her. So bad. She was the most interesting person I'd ever seen in my entire life and I didn't even know why. Brittana

Quinn accompanies Rachel to the bridal shop to pick out their dresses. Quinn tries to be a supportive friend to Rachel, but finds it impossible the moment Rachel chooses her dress. Based off of 3x14 promo.

Faberry AU. Future fic. Rachel Berry is a successful Broadway star with a new roommate, the very odd, naive Quinn Fabray. It starts with a note on the fridge and a childishly scrawled doodle of an elephant. Everybody has a little crazy in them.

Jade is alone and anxious one night, so she decides to call up Cat. Femslash, lemon - Rated M for a reason. *Revised slightly and reuploaded.

Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.

Namine has moved to New Twilight, hoping to start her own art studio for the biggest Art Industry in the city. When plans to live with her best friend is ruined, she is forced to live with two twin brothers. I smell Namine sandwich. Sora/Nami/Rox.

New student to Forks Private High, Bella knows nothing of the town, people, or love. Until Alice came along. All human. A/B

What happens when Jade and Tori finally find contentment together,then theres a little twist that could change everything. Will it be for the better or for the worse? JORI... COMPLETE!

"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.

After a failed suicide attempt Bella finds herself in a psychiatric hospital. Danger, romance, etc. Alice/Bella

"You asked me to be your Edward tonight. But all I ever wanted to be was your Alice." Bellice

College!AU. Santana's Spring Break starts with a drunken hookup w/ a random blonde on a cruise ship. In the morning, all she remembers is blonde hair and amazing sex but on her quest to find this blonde, she gets far more than she bargained for. Brittana

AU. Santana paints. She also goes through girlfriends a lot faster than she should. That is, until she meets Brittany. It seems, however, that she is Brittany's dirty little secret.

AU. Future fic. Rachel and Quinn used to date long ago but were forced to break up. Now Quinn works in the A&R department at a very successful record company. A new artist walks in hoping to get signed and changes Quinn's world. Previous and eventual R/Q.

Companion piece to "The Only True Paradises." The evolution of Santana and Brittany's relationship from Brittany's perspective.

The tortuous evolution of Santana's feelings toward Brittany. See also "Pas de Deux," a companion piece from Brittany's point of view.

Quinn takes Rachel by surprise in an empty classroom. VERY smutty one-shot.

Bella has made a terrible, terrible mistake. The worst mistake of her life. But why does she find herself wishing she could make it again?

Rebellious Bella is given a choice to either serve more time in a juvenile detention center, or work on the Cullens ranch. Can Bella stay out of trouble once and for all? And can she finally come to terms with her sexuality?

Emily's first thought isn't I want to f- that girl, but what is Naomi's? One-shot.

After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.

Quinn corners Rachel in a bathroom stall and asks her to do a very important favor.

The zombie apocalypse happens. This is the story of how the members of New Directions survive – or don't survive, as the case may be. FABERRY, Brittana, Samcedes, Klaine, Tike, Wilma, and every other romance or bromance ever imagined.

Brittana AU - Brittany and Santana are both in their mid-twenties, meeting in a fancy bar in New York City. The chemistry is there, but how will Santana react when she finds out that the mysterious blonde is in fact an escort? Will she give her a chance?

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

AU. Brittany and Santana meet for the first time at summer camp. Rating will probably turn M in later chapters

We all end up at the hospital, waiting to go.

Cat's sunk a hook into Tori's heart, and she did so gently, so easily, that Tori didn't notice until it hurt to pull away. Cori. Rated M.

Naomi's friend Cook is pretty sure she'd get along with his friend Emily. Slight AU. Fluffy, smutty one-shot. Because I felt like writing one.

But for now, for now Rachel wants to carry the child. It's her biological clock that feels like a ticking time bomb ready to explode and if she isn't bearing a child soon she feels as if her nest will forever be empty.

He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.

Set after SHAfD there are spoilers . Quinn attempts denying Rachel's want for rougher sex because she just can't see her Short Stack that way. It doesn't go very well.

Santana/Brittany. Starts out in season one explaining how Santana fell for her best friend. All the unscripted/unaired interactions between the two. I promise the story is better than the summary ;

"It's almost as if she knows at times. Just when I've got everything under control & my body is literally caving under the energy from keeping my walls up constantly, she looks over her shoulder at me, catches my eye and winks with a mischievous smirk"

Brittany is perpetually cast as the dumb blonde, but the reasons behind her demeanor are more complex than that. She looks back on her childhood, her relationship with Santana, and the life-altering effects the decisions of her youth had on her future.

Jade's kisses are drugging. There's a little part of you that thought she was a witch before you started dating. and it hasn't been swayed any. She puts a kind of spell over you with her lips, and it's all you can do to keep up. Jori, fluffsmut.

Five EPOV outtakes from For the Summer written for Fandom Gives Back.

A lifelong story about what it's like to know at fifteen who your heart belongs to and what lengths a girl will go to in order to keep it there forever... Note: The content in this story is an original work and is copyrighted against theft, plagiarism, and infringement. Glee owns their characters. I do not. (C) 2011 Dylan Hart

Quinn hates Rachel Berry and her suspenders. And each day she wears them, that hate gets a little more desperate and little less sturdy.

The unexpected surprise of finding you need someone and they are there.

After a tragic accident Emily Fitch is forced to move to Bristol to live with a mother she thought was dead and a twin she never knew she had. Her only consolation is in meeting Naomi Campbell. **complete**

A simple kiss leads to simple questions with not so simple answers... AH one shot, lemon, Bella/Alice slash

AU/Future fic. Quinn, a rising sophomore in college, meets Rachel for the first time just before the school term begins. An argument between them leaves Rachel wanting nothing more than to forget that Quinn even exists. But Quinn has other plans.

It's driving Sam crazy. These stupid feelings! They make everything so hard, and Carly isn't helping the matter, especially when she's the reason. Rated M for occasional, furious bouts of swearing and mature stuff. Cam.

Continuation of Crazy on You... Quinn is no longer Rachel Berry's therapist but she still has her hands full. Faberry.

AU Set in the 1940s. "Have you ever thought about what you would've done if you hadn't had Beth? What you'd be doing now if we hadn't met?"

Jade will do anything to get Beck back. Do anything to make him jealous. And what better way than by using adorable little Cat as bait? Rated M for language and femmeslash. Jade/Cat. Victorious Awards - Best Romance: Cat/Jade!

In which Naomi decides Emily needs a bit of cheering up after a bad day. Technically in the Tell Me A Story universe but can stand alone. One-shot. Smut.

Quinn did something stupid on New Year's Eve and everyone knows that you spend the new year the same way you spent New Year's Eve. Faberry.

"You're asking me to let a stranger wander the house that I'm babysitting in and be perfectly fine with it?" she hissed. Wow. Feisty one. "Who are you, what are you doing in this house, and why are you naked?" Life is full of surprises.

Quinn worships Rachel's body.

*ONE-SHOT* AH/AU. Bella has finally found her true calling in roller derby. Now that she thinks she has everything she's always wanted, Alice comes in and shakes things up.

Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.

Bella has been a Vampire for 3 years. Alice/Bella. Short one shot. Reviews would be appreciated!

After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH

A bad date and a chance encounter leads to more than Bella expected or was prepared for but will it be worth it in the end. Real life seems to always get in the way. Bellice A/b E/J All human, characters ooc one shot right now may be continued.

Someone starts anonymously complimenting Rachel over MySpace. Rachel/Quinn

Rachel was just trying to be nice when she bought Quinn the massage kit for Christmas...she didn't realize HOW nice a gift it truly was.

Rated M for sex, drugs, and mature conversations. Some may think it's OOC for Carly.

Emily wakes to find Naomi's not there, four times in a month. Doubt and fears are relived until Naomi finally comes home and both girls are forced to face up to past events.

"Over the summer, Puberty-Clause gave her curves and legs, and a very distracting torso. All it gave me was a hormone tumor in my brain that makes me think about curves and legs, and a very distracting Sam."

Rosalie's musings as she falls in love with Bella. Warning - this story has lots of parts that get a little bit dirty. Nothing weird, but pretty smutty none-the-less. A/U, Slash, RxB

Grammy winning recording artist Rachel Berry gets court-ordered to see a Therapist following an incident with the paparazzi. Faberry.

Alice is unhappy in love with her roommate Bella and seeks distraction in a chatroom. /Femslash/AH - Don't like it. Don't read it.

AU/One-shot. Santana's life is constant. She likes schedules, she likes plans. But she also likes a woman she sees at the bar every day whose life seems to be the polar opposite of her own. It is chaotic, unstructured and Santana wants to be a part of it.

Bella/Alice. An AU retelling of the original Twilight with Bella/Alice as the primary pairing.

AU Liley. Lilly and Miley used to be the best of friends and now they're worst enemies. What happened that fateful summer and can they work through it? Eventual Liley.

Sam can't do this anymore. She can't pretend she doesn't love Carly, and she can't pretend it isn't killing her. SamxCarly, femmeslash, rated M for reasons that will become obvious as time passes.

"Cat, put your clothes on!" ;Tori/Cat;

You're not sure if that's the truth or just something you like to tell yourself but it makes you feel a little better to think that you didn't spend all of your time pining over Sam...CarlyxSam Cam

Carly POV. Sam has a very vivid dream when she stays at Carly's house. At least, that's Carly's guess. Cam pairing, don't read if you don't like girl kissies. Mwah mwah.

On her first day of college, Bella meets the mysterious and compelling Alice Brandon. Bella doesn't know why, but she finds herself needing to know more about her. But is Alice so haunted by her past that she can't be helped? M for later chapters.

Alice is knee deep in a dry spell and Bella's bf has been put on time out. When you're ditched by your friends and bored out of your gourd, you just might find something more fun to do.

Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E

Rachel suffers an accident and loses her memory. She has a dream of Quinn while in a coma and wakes up thinking Quinn is her girlfriend.

"So the way Jacob feels about me. You feel the same way?" Alice nodded, heavy shame written all over her delicate features. "So, you're in love with me?" Alice closed her eyes. Her voice cracked as she spoke. "Deeply." Alice/Bella. Click for more details.

"I've noticed that it takes about 20 or so times before the feeling of accomplishment kicks in." A story about the moments in Santana's life that led her up to that number.

"...all it took was for the back of my knees to hit the edge of the bed so that she could start to make my toes curl." future fic. quick read. featuring everyone's favorite power couple.

Santana is Brittany's favorite teacher. Brittana: COMPLETED

You can't just be with him when you know the difference between the way your heart skips with him and stops when you're with Carly... CarlyxSam, SamxFreddie- Revised

FF. Cam. She lives to right the wrongs. But she's never righted the wrongs in her own past, those that happened when she was too scared to be herself. Too scared to be with Sam and went with Freddie instead. Maybe it's not too late to right those too.

A fictional work of how Carly and Sam discovered their more-than-platonic feelings for one another. From Sam's POV. Mature themes. Yada yada yada yada. Rated M for future chapters and extra security of Sam's dirty mouth/thoughts.

Bella moves to Forks, but it's not Edward who's been waiting for her. Bella/Alice

It was these precious moments with her that I cherished, when it was me, her, and nothing but skin between us and not the lies we'd built around ourselves to shield us from their eyes and to make it seem like it was all okay.

AH: "We've been best friends since we were 6 years old... But I could lose all that if that plane takes off before I can stop her.... before I can tell her how I really feel.... that I'm in love with her."... Yea, I suck at summaries. Just read! lol.

When Bella said their names the world stopped moving, and Alice was hit with two very different visions. One was Edward and Bella and one was Alice and Bella. Which one of the visions will come true. Who will Bella chose. AliceXBella EdwardXBella

A round peg in a square hole. It's not always the easiest fit that works the best. Maybe if it's not hard it's just not worth it. AU/AH E/B Collab with astilbe13 *DISCLAIMER* We do not own these characters, rather we borrow them for our use

She opens the driver side door just as the cops come around the bend. Next thing I know, I’m sitting in the driver’s seat with Sam in my lap, and I got to tell you, it doesn’t suck. Cam oneshot

“But I’d have a shot with you? If I liked you, I mean.” It’s taking everything you have to keep the desperation out of your voice. Cam

Carly infiltrates Sam’s world. CarlyxSam.

If I thought four years apart and every bad thing I’ve done in that time would stop me from feeling the heartbreak from these words, I was wrong. Cam, probably

Lilly visits family in Tennessee for the entire summer, in which fate decides to visit Lilly. Liley. AU. May become M.

Keep on fighting to remember/ That nothing is lost in the end/ When you burn, burn, burn your life down. Sequel to The Con. CarlyxFreddie, CarlyxSam

Carly looks at me, and I'm not sure if she looks pissed off or confused or a combination of the two, but then she's leaning her head against me shoulder and looking out at the water with me. CarlyxSam oneshot/sequel to the biggest lie.

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

“Wait, wait, wait... You want to battle my father for custody of me?” Cam

Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.

One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash

...That soft tiny Carly smile that you know is sincere while she tells me, "You're beautiful, you know that? You're just sad," CarlyxSam ridiculously long oneshot

...you’re not sure how you’re going to convince her that middle of the night, slightly drunken sex is a good idea despite her exam in the morning but your pretty drunk and thus up for the challenge. CarlyxSam oneshot PWP

...I've got a tongue if you want to taste it..." CarlyxSam oneshot

There’s more than meets the eye about a girl Alice meets when she moves into her new dorm room. Sometimes you have to look below the surface to really understand someone. Alice/Bella. All Human. OOC.

But do really great things happen in the blink of an eye? A story between Miley and Lilly of love and loss.

Who, exactly, am I trying to fool?" Cam

You're dating the guy whose nose you broke in September because he tried to hit on you and then ate part of your sandwich." I'm telling her. "It was a ham Sandwich, Carly," She says it as though it makes perfect sense. CarlyxSam

You fell in love with a girl who's been your best friend for years and years and you've always wanted to kiss and touch and tell her how beautiful you thought that she was but you never really let yourself love her. CarlyxSam Oneshot

This mix could burn a hole in anyone. But it was you I was thinking of..." Cam

Carly becomes oddly smitten with the author of a slightly-offensive note from a mysterious admirer, adopting the ways of the great Sherlock Holmes--or a low-grade stalker--to discover who wrote it. SamxCarly; Cam. Complete.

I miss everything about you." A sequel to First Time. SamxCarly, SamxOther CarlyxOther Please read and review!

“Instead of damaging both of us in teeth and bookcase collisions, the next time you want to kiss me just wake me up and I’ll adjust into a less awkward position.” Cam

She understands this, too. She gets it because she gets everything about you. She gets every little detail and all the strange little things you do and why you do them and what they mean and what she's supposed to do CarlyxSam oneshot

Bella discovers an unexpected attraction, one that will change her very world and turn her life upside down. Rated M for girl/girl sex. AU, All-Human. OOC.

...it’s the little things that pry at the giant, cavernous crack that’s running through you and then one day you just…you just break." CarlyxSam. Deals with dark themes.Read and review if you'd like.

Sometimes, watching her is just too much for Carly. One-shot. CarlySam.

...she’s sitting in the guidance office on an old lumpy brown couch, staring at ink splotches and wishing she were anywhere else in the world. CarlyxSam

She wasn't drunk at the party, either. She wasn't drunk but she was the one who kissed me first. CarlyxSam twoshot :D

My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.

“Do your worst, Carly Shay.” One shot. CarlyxSam femslash. Read and Review please.

The first time... CarlyxSam. Femslash. Read & review if you don't mind.

I know, I know. I'm sorry, it was a bad ide--" I'm starting, but her pointer finger's on my lips and I shut up, the hair on every part of my body standing on end from her intoxicating touch. CarlyxSam oneshot

It's like what you sit around dreaming about. How could you never notice it before? You've been waiting for this amazing love story to bloom but it's been right here with you the whole time." CarlyxSam oneshot!

I don't remember you... Well, he was going to fix that. He broke my heart... He was going to repair it. I've never been kissed... Oh, he was going to change that too. SK. Complete.

Dark SK Songfic. Sucidial Fic. Not everyone gets their happily ever after that they always wanted and with all hope gone, Kairi doesn't only realize her happily ever after won't happen but also that her own depression would lead to her own death.