So...hi. How are you? You must be bored if you're reading this, huh? Well...good luck with that. In the meantime, have a look around. Take a gander at my stoof.

About me (like you really care =P)-

Name: Noah
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Location: Montana. Yes, Montana. Yes, it does kick your state's ass.
Yahoo!: Rabid_Biscuit (go ahead, contact me, srsly)
AIM (not in use): The Biskit King, ZackTHedgecat
Website: Rabid Biscuit Productions
Current Favorite Band: Coheed & Cambria
Current Favorite Game: Final Fantasy IX

I used to be known here as ZackTHedgecat...I highly doubt anyone remembers me, and I don't really care if they don't, but yeah, just in case.

Current works in progress on FF.net-

Wicked Melody - FFIX. A rewrite of the long-on-hiatus Dark Messenger. Zidane gets fed up with being royalty, realizes he's just not cut out for is, heads out with Tantalus, and doesn't look back...at first. Then trouble starts a-brewin'...mysterious characters, shady deals, and, oh boy, the return of the Mist.

Shadow of a Hero - SEGA/Archie mix. While not really in progress, I really do want to come back to it someday. Shadow, the loner, is pretty indifferent to the world. Even when Knothole City is decimated, he stays neutral. Even when Eggman vanishes, he keeps to himself, albeit getting mixed up with the Dark Legion, and more specifically, the Flame Legion's commander, Lien-Da.

Partner-in-crime-

Zero Exillerius - We've been like, author-partner-things since we met on here three years back. We have a few series we write together, but we'll most likely not post them here. Go read Liberation, though, or he'll hunt you down and smack you with his rubber noodle.

Reviews-
I want reviews. Reviews of all kinds. If you have a heart, or a soul, or...scratch that, if you have a working cerebral cortex, review! Seriously, any kind of review will make me ecstatic. I mean, I don't really WANT flames, but if it makes you feel big or tough or important or whatever, flame me! Just don't be surprised if I reply with a 'Kiss my ass.' or a 'You're not one to talk.'

So yeah, if you liked my story, review it! Tell me what you liked. Tell me what you didn't. Tell me what I could improve. Tell me what you think would make the plot more interesting. Tell me your life story, people, seriously! Anything you have to say to me in a review, say it!

If you hated my story, I'd really appreciate it if you could review it only if you can say at least one thing nice about it. I'm not saying I'll change anything for you, but it'll definitely prove to me that you're a nice and practical human being. So, if all you have to say is negative, don't say anything. Oh, and you can review negatively without being rude, I think. I feel you'll agree with me.

Nevertheless, if you want to flame me, flame me! And as I said in the above paragraph, if you're going to blatently flame me, I will blatently flame you.

So yes. Review! Review to your heart's content! This is my request to you, dear reader.

Also, add me to your favorites if you like me. And my story, too. I mean, that's your choice of course, but yeah, I won't bite.

Thank you-
Seriously. If you took the time to read my stuff, come here, and then read this, thank you. Thank you very much, in fact. I hope you like what you read.

Sincerely, my friends,
Yours, the Rabid Biscuit