Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people. _ See, I would run, but it's usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods. _ I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs. _I am a pervert_ _ Sometimes the small things in life hurt a lot... If you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin. _ Brotalian Alchemist ] _ Taken Single Mentally dating characters that don't exist --_--_--_-- 5 CATS FOR 5 DEUTSCHMARKS AT ARBY'S! -- Now remember children, "Awesome" is spelled "P-R-U-S-S-I-A" _ One day Canada will snap and you'll all be screwed _ Italy-(= ヮ = )৩ _ Someone once asked me how I came to be... So I said : "There once were two people who had sex. THE END." _ Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She went to sleep The sheep turned out to be a ram And Mary had a little lamb. -- Really offended that these microwave instructions told me to turn my burrito over gently like I don't treat every burrito with the utmost respect. _ I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know what we haven’t thought of in a while?” Monsters _ Why aren't mustaches called mouth brows? -- I can't help but feel important when someone says there's a special place in hell for people like me. _ I've just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn't need my assistance, so I’m going back to bed. -- I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI CLICK THE LINK!! Do it!! Now... Or else! _ Ok I am done wasting your time... No but srsly click the link.