In her twilight years, Tali is interviewed and tells the story of her life, and the man she would love. Focuses on Tali, and her relationships with the Normandy's crew, as well as the destiny of her people and the geth. Contains language, violence, romance, religion and spoilers. Officially AU now. Updates every four days, rain, shine or apocalypse!

FINISHED - Commander Shepard, self-proclaimed dirty girl, has a brilliant idea: throw the Galaxy's greatest, sexiest, kinkiest, party of all time. Her guests, though, will not all be willing participants - and that's the fun. Includes Miranda, Jack, Liara, Ashley, Traynor, and more. Rated M for lots of Bondage, plenty of Sexual Content, and pure weirdness. Cover art by 'McBound'

Morinth and Male Shepard, NSFW, quite a lot of rough smex and things, the name's pretty terrible but it'll be alright. Enjoy anywho. One shot at the moment, might find a way to carry it on another time.