8/24/16 -

I am not dead, yet.

Holy hell the last time I updated my profile it was November of 2012. Fuck I'm old.

I have an excuse for not existing here, multiple actually.

EXCUSE NUMBER 1- I broke the shit out of my laptop a long time ago and just recently got around to fixing it. I would've done it sooner, but I was poor because I kept on impulse buying guns until I suddenly found myself owning a little over $15,000 worth of hardware. In short, I have been a poor bastard because I keep buying $2,000 rifles and pointless novelties like the craptacular Desert Eagle. Yes, I did it. I bought one.

EXCUSE NUMBER 2- The Army. Its been 4 1/2 years, and my salt levels are so high that I really just don't give a general shit anymore, so yea sorry about that. I've been to the desert, and after waking up with scorpions cuddling with me and dealing with borderline invincible giant fucking spider eating wasps and the big ass spiders they kill (which fly really good when you kick them right), I lost focus on writing for awhile. My bad.

EXCUSE NUMBER 3- I started doing other stuff, like my youtube channel. I really don't do much except post videos of me and my pals shooting and blowing shit up, along with the occasional pony video or convention thing. Feel like checking it out? Search FPS Equestria. Bring a bible.

EXCUSE NUMBER 4- I am an alcoholic. I'm drinking right now.

I have been seeing emails of follows and shit on my stories, and I thank you for that.

So, with that said, I will slowly be coming back now that my laptop is un-fucked. I will also probably start over at FIMFiction as well.

Any questions, PM me. I'll answer it eventually, if you're lucky I'll be hammered and it'll be hilarious.

CU, YOU'RE STILL A BUNCH OF CUNTS AND I HATE YOU ALL. Pretentious bastards.