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Joined 01-17-13, id: 4489400, Profile Updated: 07-27-13
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

Hm, ok I think now's a good time to redo this whole thing like I planned on doing in the first place.

Ok, well first off, Ciao! Welcome to my profile I know I've been dead for about... a while now; I deeply apologize for the inconvenience of my inactivity here, I'm going to try to be on this sight more often. Anyway...

Important notice: I'm happy I got the password to this account back, but I just want to state that the Fanfiction "Second Chances" is being redone as a new fanfiction called Lost... the same plot will still apply to the story, but there were so many mistakes I found with the first part that I just felt the need to redo the entire story completely.

That is all, again I apologize for the inconvenience.

With that out of the way, I have received requests from some cosplayers at my school to open a fan service to write things for people, while keeping this in consideration, do not expect any news on that just yet-- I still need some time to adjust to everything and all. Plus I want to actually finish the rewrite of "Second Chances" because people still seem to be following something that's been dead for all the time I've been on .-. oh well, might as well finish what I started!

I'm going to be clear in stating I'm only writing Hetalia and Durarara! fanfictions, with an occasional crossover depending on my mood and how good it seems. As for ships: I ship everything, but there is a limitation on how far certain ships will go for me personally. I do not want to insult anyone else's ships, because I feel we are all entitled to out personal likes and dislikes, but please, If you have any of that, take it elsewhere, because I have no intention of dealing with it.

Something a little personal, I'm currently in a gore mood, so oneshots of death and murder might show up from time to time.

That's about it, have fun reading lyrics posted below!


How it all began
If truth to be told
Had a master plan
Now I rule the world

Took them by surprise
Worked my way up hill
They looked into my eyes
I became invincible

No one can stop me for only I am in control
If you want me you'd better contact my people

In my crown, I am king
I love their endless worshiping
I am raw, a dinosaur
But I will never be extinct

So don't mess with me
I'll shoot you down
Don't mess with me

Show me sex appeal
Get on your hands and knees
Forget about the kneel
It's best to keep me pleased
Imagine, if you will
A meet on the block
I've no time to kill, so how about a quick fuck?

I've come
It's been fun
But won't you please disappear?
Something tells me that you can't further my career

In my crown, I am king
I love their endless worshiping
I am raw, a dinosaur
I will never be extinct

Don't mess with me
I'll shoot you down
Don't mess with me

'Cuz all your heads are gonna roll
I've made your misery my goal
So if you want survival
Kneel on my arrival
'Cuz this is how I rule the world

No one can stop me
For only I am in control
And if you want me
You better contact my people

See my crown, I am king
You'll love the endless worshiping
I am raw, a dinosaur
But I will never be extinct

So don't mess with me
I'll shoot you down
Don't mess with me
I'll knock you down
Don't mess with me
I'll shoot you down
Don't mess with me

Don't Mess With Me - Temposhark


I can't escape this hell
So many times I've tried
But I'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
(This animal, this animal)

I can't escape myself
(I can't escape myself)
So many times I've lied
(So many times I've lied)
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

Somebody help me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this nightmare
I can't escape this hell

(This animal, this animal, this animal,
this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal)

So what if you can see the darkest side of me
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

This animal I have become

Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace

Life is not a spark in space,
An episode of Will and Grace
Controversial yet mundane.
Debrah's messing with your brain.
Even Scientologists
Know there's more to all of this.
You search the ruins for trap doors.
Wonder what you're put here for.

Simple as a hint of gas
Climbing nostrils as you pass,
Making Harvard graduates
Feel childish when they laugh at it.
Climb the rungs to kingdom come.
Sour Patch to acid tongue.
Are you opposed to having fun?
You clench the world between your buns.

You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

Your life is always the post of something else.
Where is the present in the way that you present yourself?
It's disgusting how little that you try:
The existential equivalent of pink eye.

Drink alone and watch TV.
You're expecting harmonies
To tap your tune with silver spoons,
The anthem of impending doom.
Guiding Satan's steady hand.
Forcing Beatles to disband.
It's ego freaks and drama queens
The young at heart know what I mean.

You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

You could do better
Better than that
You're a fraud
Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world

You'd burn so brightly
You'd burn so brightly in the dark
You'd burn so brightly
You'd burn so
You'd burn so

You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

You could do better
Better than that
You're a fraud
Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)
We could do better
We could do better
We could be the greatest band in the world (woah!)

Do Better - Say Anything

Was ist los?
Es ist Party angesagt!

Die Saison ist eröffnet,
Es ist ein wahres Spektakel,
Denn alle komm'n weil es abgeht.
Das ist 'ne riesengroße Party.

Reißt die Arme in den Himmel
Und schwenkt sie über den Kopf.
Mann, wir sind erst am Ziel,
Wenn der Schweiß von der Decke tropft.

Die Wände schwitzen, alle springen,
Alles was wir lieben!
Wir lassen uns das gottverdammte Feiern nicht verbieten.
Wie ein kranker Haufen
Raufen wir uns, Atzen lasst es krachen.
Die Spießer sind geschockt
Und packen ganz schnell ihre Sachen.

Wir lassen uns nicht verarschen.
Wir tanzen und wir toben.
Hebt die Hände nach oben
Und dann lasst uns Disco Pogen!!

Disco Pogo...

DISCO POGO, dingelingeling, dingelingeling.
Alle Atzen sing'n
DISCO POGO, dingelingeling, dingelingeling.
Alle Atzen sing'n

Die Masse rockt,
Wir sind bekloppt.
Wir pogen, don't stop the rock.
Wir baden in der Me-Me-Menge,
Darauf hab ich Bock!

Voll normal verfeiern mit.
Ich fass mir auch mal in den Schritt.
Breakdance, oder Atzentanz,
Wir tanzen heut' den Pogohit!

Disco Pogo, Atzenlogo.
Atzenstyle ist Disco Pogo!
Atzen rasten nicht am Tag,
Feiern mit dem Atzenlogo.
Schubsen, drücken, hüpfen, springen,
Raufen, saufen, tanzen, pogen!

Atzenparty dingeling.
Atzenparty dingeling.
Atzenparty dingeling.
Atzenparty dingeling.
Disco Pogo unser ding!
Disco Pogo unser Ding!

Pogen (ca. 30x)
Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Disco Pogooo...

DISCO POGO, dingelingeling, dingelingeling.
Alle Atzen sing'n
DISCO POGO, dingelingeling, dingelingeling.
Alle Atzen sing'n

DISCO POGO - Die Atzen Frauenarzt & Manny Marc

Deutsch, deutsch, deutsch...

Natürlich hat ein Deutscher "Wetten, dass"* erfunden
Vielen Dank für die schönen Stunden
Wir sind die freundlichsten Kunden auf dieser Welt
Wir sind bescheiden - wir haben Geld
Die Allerbesten in jedem Sport
Die Steuern hier sind Weltrekord
Bereisen Sie Deutschland und bleiben Sie hier
Auf diese Art von Besuchern warten wir
Es kann jeder hier wohnen, dem es gefällt
Wir sind das freundlichste Volk auf dieser Welt

Deutsch, deutsch...

Nur eine Kleinigkeit ist hier verkehrt
Und zwar, dass Schumacher* keinen Mercedes fährt

Refrain:
Das alles ist Deutschland - das alles sind wir
Das gibt es nirgendwo anders - nur hier, nur hier
Das alles ist Deutschland - das sind alles wir
Wir leben und wir sterben hier

Deutsch, deutsch...

Es bilden sich viele was auf Deutschland ein
Und mancher findet es geil, ein Arschloch zu sein
Es gibt manchen, der sich gern über Kanaken beschwert
Und zum Ficken jedes Jahr nach Thailand fährt
Wir lieben unsere Autos mehr als unsere Frau'n
Denn deutschen Autos können wir vertrau'n
Gott hat die Erde nur einmal geküsst
Genau an dieser Stelle, wo jetzt Deutschland ist
Wir sind überall die besten - natürlich auch im Bett
Und zu Hunden und Katzen besonders nett

Das alles ist Deutschland...

Wir sind besonders gut im Auf-die-Fresse-hau'n
auch im Feuerlegen kann man uns vertrau'n
Wir steh'n auf Ordnung und Sauberkeit
Wir sind jederzeit für 'nen Krieg bereit
Schönen Gruß an die Welt, seht es endlich ein
Wir können stolz auf Deutschland... SCHWEIN!

Schwein, Schwein...

Das alles ist Deutschland...

Deutschland - Die Prinzen

Hajime to owari no iranai imi
Kono kokoro jouhatsu e to
Dare ga hinsei o oboeteru ka?
Kyouki no mado kara, sayounara

Konnichi wa, watashi
Awanakatta darou?
Sayounara, anata
Saa, hanashi shiyou ka?

iNSaNiTY
Fusou shisou desu
PSYCHoPaTHY
Nonki na jinsei
iNSaNiTY
Owarenai madoi
CaPTiViTY
Nigerarenai
iNSaNiTY
Fusou shisou desu
PSYCHoPaTHY
Nonki na jinsei
iNSaNiTY
Owarenai madoi
CaPTiViTY
Odaku ga tsudzukesou

Mitsuketa saigo kiesatte yuku
Kuro ni nijinde AUTORAIN
Makkura yami ni hikari nado nai
Kyouki no oku kara, sayounara

Konnichi wa, watashi
Awanakatta darou?
Sayounara, anata
Saa, hanashi shiyou ka?

iNSaNiTY
Fusou shisou desu
PSYCHoPaTHY
Nonki na jinsei
iNSaNiTY
Owarenai madoi
CaPTiViTY
Nigerarenai
iNSaNiTY
Fusou shisou desu
PSYCHoPaTHY
Nonki na jinsei
iNSaNiTY
Owarenai madoi
CaPTiViTY
Odaku ga tsudzukesou

Ne, doko de atta koto ga nai ka?
Ne, itoshii kimi to hanashitai
Ne, jikan wa? Kyou wa? Wakaranai
Ne! Wasurete shimaeba yokatta

iNSaNiTY
Fusou shisou da
PSYCHoPaTHY
Nonki na jinsei
iNSaNiTY
Yami ka? Hikari ka?
iNSaNiTY
iNSaNiTY

sAnIty
Mou mienai kuro
pUrIty
Motto nagai hibi
sAnIty
Sore mo shizumanakya
"sAnIty"
tte nandesu ka?

iNSaNiTY
Fusou shisou desu
PSYCHoPaTHY
Nonki na jinsei
iNSaNiTY
Owarenai madoi
CaPTiViTY
Nigerarenai
iNSaNiTY
Fusou shisou desu
PSYCHoPaTHY
Nonki na jinsei
iNSaNiTY
Owarenai madoi
CaPTiViTY
Odaku ga tsudzukeru

iNSaNiTY - Vocaloid SF-A2 Miki

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Don't Forget Me by Spamano4ever reviews
Antonio has finally gotten Lovino to agree to marry him! Sadly, a terrible accident not only lands him in a hospital, but also completely without memories. Antonio must now find a way to make Lovino fall in love with him again. However, it would seem someone else has also set their sights on the little Italian...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,855 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 5/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Son of Winter by Thehorriblenobody reviews
Ivan is sent to China to assassinate a target. A certain subject, is an object of more than one desire. Will Ivan be able to carry out the mission or will he be the one taken care of for his betrayal. IvanxYao - Thanks for reading.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
12 Steps to Love by TheSilverSolstice reviews
"So you're saying in twelve steps I can finally get Romano." "Yes. Twelve steps that's all you need…" Dating for 5 months and going nowhere England begins to fret his relationship with Romano is only a dead end on a one way street. So when he's offered a deal from the "love-devil" how can he refuse? Engmano with France (REVIVED)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,733 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 3/1/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, France, Spain
On the Benefits of Useless Wings by Floraluna Aria reviews
Feliciano Vargas, head medic of his corps, was just the "fluffwing," labeled useless by most. He'd always known he was a terrible flier, but when he crashed into Ivan Braginsky, his commanding officer, he was sure his wings had gotten him into major trouble. But Ivan helps him to realize how those wings could have some benefits, after all. RusIta, magical wing!verse AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,085 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [N. Italy, Russia] - Complete
Mirrors by CarryOnMyWaywardDemigod reviews
Where do 2p!Hetalia characters come from?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - England/Britain, Russia
HetaOni: All Together by bvbforever347 reviews
It was a strange family, but it was HER family. And when she escaped two years ago, she knew in her heart that it would eventually be her time to finally save them from the mansion where none should enter. A HetaOni based fanfiction; Rated T for mild violence and Romano's and OC's language. Warning: Occasional OOC-ness from some of the characters and future pairings (Including OC)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
Comatose by TheDeadOne28 reviews
It can't be. It just can't. I loved my brother, I really did, but why is it that I couldn't even utter a single complement to him? or actually spend time with him despite his denial. And now he's...I pressed my palms to my face and cried. Its my fault anyways. "It's not too late," America said, "We'll find them together, all of them, and bring them home." (Rewritten c:)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, Prussia, Norway
Mages shouldn't play with Magic by Kindra Wood reviews
Francis and Arthur find themselves with twin baby boys after a spell goes horribly wrong for Arthur. Can they keep their on again, off again relationship together and care for the boys? FrUk France x England with baby America and Canada!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/12/2013 - France, England/Britain
I Need You by Minalikesyou reviews
'Lets pretend that didn't happen'. When everything already feels like nothing how could you make it any worse? Lets start a war. {Itacest} -Discontinued- D:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,711 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
A Bowl of Potato Salad by VampireNaomi reviews
Romano and Prussia are making potato salad for Christmas and trying to decide how to let Spain know they're together. Written for jujunghe in the Prumano Secret Santa event.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] Spain - Complete
Responsiblity- An ITACEST Fanfiction- by lalalalalalol reviews
All went well for the little Vargas brothers but after their Nonno died, things went complicated. Lovino was now the head of the Mafia despite his young age while Feliciano was a normal student and is oblivious to his brother's underground business. What will Lovino do to keep his innocent little brother from learning the truth? Will he hide it forever like his feelings?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/23/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Make it Stop by foREVerhauntingme reviews
"I'm so sorry. For all those years I just sat back and watched. I never helped you." He brushed the hair out of Lovino's face. "I hate seeing you sad. It always hurt me whenever they made you upset, I was just too scared to stand up for you. I'm sorry... I'm so, so sorry." "No! no! You don't care! No one cares!" He choked on a dry sob. His tears were done. There was nothing left.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,574 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Russia - Complete
Mine by Lady-Pyrien reviews
2p!Hetalia. Lovino just wants to cuddle, but Antonio is grumpy. He goes to Gilbert and Francis for help, but finds their advice useless, however a very possessive Spaniard doesn't like it when Lovino kisses anyone on the cheeks. It drives him mad. Very mad. He's angry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
All This Time by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
The Holy Roman Empire returns to Italy's life, and he wants them to be together. It's Italy's dream come true, but Italy's dream soon turns into Germany's worst nightmare...HRE/Italy, Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Accidents Happen? by Catastrophic Tomato reviews
It was just one time, and it was only a drunken accident! Surely it should just be forgotten. That is, until Lovino and Gilbert realize this won't be as easy as they thought. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,985 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Smack Smack, Bang Bang Spamano R18 by FindingXXX reviews
Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Because God Loves Us by Skadiyoko reviews
What exactly has Feliciano been hiding from Ludwig? The answer is something the German would have never guessed in a million years. Feliciano dosn't want Ludwig to hate him. Will this enlightenment scare away his best friend? RomaHeta!Italys WARNING: Stigmata
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Closet Secrets by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*PruIta, Ger* Germany, suspicious and curious about how much time Italy and Prussia are spending together, decides to spy on them to make sure they're not conspiring against him. Unfortunately, he sees them doing something else instead. *smut alert*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Courting by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*PruIta* Prussia is out to seduce Italy, and it's a foreplay that will leave him breathless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
A Little National Brotherly Love by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
A nice, shameless Itacest lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/16/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
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Second Chances reviews
Romano has noticed as of late he hasn't exactly been the best big brother in the world, as he and Italy have been getting into a lot of fights lately. Guilt striken, Romano is torn between trying to make ammends with this little brother, or letting them fall farther and farther into the cycle of hate. ((Is currently under construction of being rewritten, as I hate it.))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Change in Perspective reviews
If you wake up and look into the eyes of everyone in the world and see nothing but hate written in them, how do you react? Furthermore, how do you react when all that hate is pointed directly at you, and you can't even remember what you did to cause it? It must hurt, surly there is some pain left over when looking into the eyes of everyone who wants you to disappear...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Izaya O.
Second best reviews
Just a rant of Romano's personal feelings. Basically memories of the past haunt him during a world conference and he has somewhat of a mental breakdown in front of all the other nations. He just wanted to be recongnized as a nation too, is that too much to ask for?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2013 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete