Gold Ranger
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Joined 11-20-07, id: 1425929, Profile Updated: 02-16-08
Author has written 4 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Elder Scroll series.

Erm...Hello? Aw, crap, what the slag do I say? Um...I guess I'll just start off with this...

Pen Name: Gold Ranger
Real Name: Don't ask, Hun, you won't get it
Nick Names: Gold, Goldie, Goldy
Intrests: Transformers, TMNT, CSI, Law and Order, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Bionicle, X-Men
Likes: All of the above, Country music, rock music, music in general
Dislikes: Rap Music...snot-heads, Yankees (most of 'em, anyways, LS is a nice girl...)
Quote: "Slag you and the ill-beggotten pitspawn that created you!"

Um...yeah...anyways, as it says, I love Transformers - Jazz and Wheeljack especially. Oh my God, I love them! (insert fan-girl squeal here) I love Prime and Ratchet as well, but more of father-like figures. The twins are brother-like figures and, well, the rest are those neighbors you love, but...y'know...hate. XD

TMNT - LEATHERHEAD! He's my favorite. He and Master Splinter are so awesome...dunno why, but I just luv them more than anyone else...

CSI - One word. Grissom.

Law and Order - SVU...Olivia...Elliott...

Sherlock Holmes - Oh, come on! How can you not love the English detective!?

Doctor Who - "Bananas" says it all. Those of you who watch the show know which quote I'm talking about.

Bionicle - I dunno. Just love it.

X-Men - Wolverine. Professor X. Nightcrawler. Love all three of them.

Um...quotes, anyone?

"What's it taste like?"
"It taste like...Pink..."
~My mom and me talking about a dessert

Scary Godmother: Uh, no, sorry. My soul is worth more than twelve pizzas.

"KIMCHEE!"
"What's a Kim-chee?"
"(giggle) It's a spicy pickle, Uncle Hammertread!"
"I am not a spicy pickle."
~ My Character, Kit, and Lady Starscream's, Hammertread

Mikey: He's going right by you! D'oh! Ninja kick the damn rabbit or something!

"TMNT - What you get is what you see!"
~ Mikey again

"Into the ocean, let's the be daring! Last one in is a rusting herring!"
~ Jazz (Sigh)

"They say the sky's the limit, but I've been farther. Care for me to show you?"
~ Omega, my TF Character

"Yeah, suuuuuure you're fine...that's what they all say! Until they go to battle the next day and work like scrap! Then who do they blame? The medics! We try to warn you, but do you listen? Nooo..."
"Can I shoot her? Just once?"
(gets a glare from Silent Striker)
"I'm just sayin' - It's an option..."
~ My Character (Alpha) and my BF's (Striker and Ripper)

The All-Time Best Quote!!

"Some People Never Go Insane. What Truly Horrible Lives They Must Lead."
XD...!!

Here's a little something to one of the biggest a-holes on the planet...
You may flame us, Flame Rising, but that don't mean squat! We'll delete, report, and continue our writing! Just TRY to take us down!

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Equilibrium by LicoriceSnoCone reviews
Somehow, through one another, they were able to find balance. Written in response to the Fanfic 100 challenge on LJ. Mirage/Sideswipe slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,793 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sideswipe, Mirage
Into Oblivion and Beyond by dorawarrior reviews
sequel to Murder and Love...a mysterious creature ends up in the dungeons of the Imperial City...with a purpose foreseen by an ill fated Emperor...and two old characters somehow end up as his sidekicks...CHAPTER 11 UP! Disclaimer: I don't own Oblivion
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/15/2008
Sister of Shadows by Logius reviews
A young girl is given a choice: a life of loneliness or a family of killers. May push the T rating, let me know
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,588 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
To Murder and Love by dorawarrior reviews
Alternate storyline to the Dark Brotherhood, might be a wierd kind of love for some of you, and a bit of surprises in here constructive criticism is appreciated. COMPLETED!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Talking A Blue Streak by Amilyi reviews
[G1] A collection of different Bluestreak stories, of all ratings. Based on the '28 InsertCharacterName' meme from Livejournal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,010 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006
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Change Isn't Always Good reviews
An Autobot Femme because the target of a Decepticon scientists, and soon finds herself with no memory of her past life, and believes herself to be a Decepticon seeker. Based on a challenge Lady S gave me. Yes, it is Yoda's Padawan
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
An Arrow Through the Heart reviews
A young Khajiit with a hunted past gets an invation to join the Dark Brother, and accepts it. Now, not even her Father Sithis, or the night Mother know what's in store for her.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Invasion of the Fan Girl reviews
What do you get when you take a crazed fan girl, her Jazz toy, and her talking laptop into the G1 world? Hell, craziness, and the adventure of a lifetime! Yes, it is Yoda's Padawan. Details of move inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Those Nights
Based around my Tf twins, Alpha and Omega, sharing a night together with flashbacks of nights when they were sparklings. Told from Alpha's the eldest POV. One Shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete