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 Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, Sherlock, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. ((Formally SiremusWolfstarr)) Well, let's see... I don't have much to say here, really. First of all, thanks for reading my fics, and thanks for caring enough to check out my profile, even if it's a bit on the annoying side. I'm a nineteen year old weirdo who's a part of many fandoms, including but not limited to Harry Potter, Star Trek, Les Miserables, Dead Poets Society, and Sherlock (BBC). Writing is kind of therapeutic for me. I like fanfiction because I can jump right into the action, and it also helps to hone my writing skills so that if I ever actually write original stories again, I'll be a lot better than I am now. My hobbies include listening to music, writing (obviously), and participating in theatre and acting. Shameless plug: My tumblr is deathishauntedbyhumans if any of you lovely people are interested in following me. Thank you again for reading my work, and I'll see you on the interwebs!! |
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Christmas Tree Incident by AnimationNut reviews
The tree lighting ceremony is a tradition in Milo's neighbourhood, and everyone turns out for it. Everyone except for Milo and his father, who don't want Murphy's Law to ruin the event. Dakota and Cavendish, intrigued by what could have gone so wrong to warrant self-banishment from the holiday tradition, offer to take Milo back in time to see it for themselves. Yeah, it was bad.
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Milo M., Vinnie D., Balthazar C. - Complete
No One Said it Would be Easy by Sand-wolf579 reviews
Cavendish and Dakota's future selves prevented them from getting into a fight and splitting up, but they couldn't do anything to take away the lingering feelings that caused the fight in the first place.
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Vinnie D., Balthazar C. - Complete
Fever by frecleface reviews
Little Voldy knows a lot of things, but he doesn't quite know what's going on with him when he meets the new kid at the orphanage. -AVPM-canon, AU, Quirrelmort/Quirrellmort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,189 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Two Steps Back by Sand-wolf579 reviews
Dakota gets turned back into a child again.
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Vinnie D., Balthazar C. - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,622 - Follows: 5,169 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Senior Agent by Sand-wolf579 reviews
Vinnie Dakota was usually a pretty easy-going guy. Even when he doesn't exactly agree with his partner, he's usually more than happy to let him take the lead. There are a couple of things though that Vinnie just won't allow.
Milo Murphy's Law - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Vinnie D., Balthazar C. - Complete
Assumptions by BC reviews
Bones is grimly aware that Jim wouldn't survive two days without him. To prevent being posted on different ships, they get a marriage license. After T'Pring's death, how does Spock react to finding out his potential bond-mate is unavailable?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 12/8/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Arm Yourself by randomfics reviews
One of Heinz Doofenshmirtz arms falls off. Perry helps. Kinda. [CW: mentioned child abuse]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Communications Officer by Kamryn The Wanderer reviews
Nyota Uhura is a communications officer. She knows body language. She knows Sulu's crushing on Chekov, Chekov's obliviously hero-worshipping Kirk, and Kirk's got a massive crush on her boyfriend. She knows Spock better than anyone. What's the saying? If you love something, let it go. Spock/Uhura, Spirk, Chulu, Uhura/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock, J. Kirk, N. Uhura - Complete
Flu-Induced by Roselna reviews
Sherlock contracts the flu, leaving John to take care of him. Established Johnlock, fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Evening In by RoEleventyone reviews
With another case successfully closed, all John wants is some time to relax and concentrate on pretending he's not in love with his flatmate. A night in with Sherlock and alcohol is not what he needs... In which Sherlock and John get drunk, Sherlock is experimenting, and shenanigans- and Johnlock- ensue. T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mewling by ToneeLabradeen reviews
On the way back from a case, John and Sherlock come across a kitten. Fluffy Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pon Farr by Lynn Larsh reviews
It was logical by evolution's standards, a means of prolonging an otherwise intimately reserved species. But to occur while mid mission in the deepest throes of space was completely and utterly illogical.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
I Will Go Down On This Ship by CheerieMahjong reviews
Sherlock and John are sent to go under cover on a gay cruise line to solve and bust a drug trading ring, prepare for awkward, hilarious and embarrassing moments. Sherlock/John or John/Sherlock, Slash, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,866 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Gift by Redderhead reviews
Rather odd and ridiculous alternative universe fic! Everyone has a gift, it was very rare indeed to have two. Johnlock Rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pon Farr Paradigm by Nocturnias reviews
Sheldon thinks he is going through a pon farr and decides he must mate. Sheldon/Penny FRIENDSHIP, not romance. If you do not know what pon farr is, you need to watch the classic Star Trek episode "Amok Time."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Of Plans, Diamonds and Stuffed Toys by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius Black’s Ultimate, Amazing, Stupendous Plan to Woo Werewolf Extraordinaire, Remus Lupin This Valentine’s Day." Will it work? Or will it fail? Includes stuffed toys, flowers, chocolates and diamonds. Read and review! RLSB SLASH!Mostly dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Time (Has Made Fools of Us)
Hurt/Comfort post Azkaban fic. Set during OOTP; Sirius reminisces on time that has passed, and Remus comforts him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dear Sherlock reviews
Written before Season Three: Three years after Sherlock's "death," John writes a letter to his deceased friend after his therapist recommends it and leaves it at his grave. This is that letter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2016 - John W. - Complete
Epiphany reviews
Lily Evans hates indecision... So she comes to the inevitable conclusion that everyone knew was coming. Jily, mentions of Wolfstar in the background because I couldn't help myself. Marauder's Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/19/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gone
Songfic (kind of) to Phillip Phillips' Gone Gone Gone. Tried out a new format for this... You'll see if you read. Wolfstar, Sirius/Remus, implied slash. Don't like, don't read, don't flame. Takes place after Remus learns of Sirius' supposed treachery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,738 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
In Which Sirius Has A Motorbike and Remus Has A Bit Too Much To Drink reviews
Modern/University AU, Remus and Lily are flatmates, James and Remus are best friends. When James suggests the Remus go drinking with them, the worst that can happen is a little social interaction, right? Remus/Sirius, Wolfstar, Slash. Rated for light slash and heavy themes. Implied abuse, nothing graphic. Now a two-shot because of reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Hella F ing Gay reviews
Literally only T for language (a couple swears) and because I'm a paranoid person. Really fluffy University/Coffeeshop AU. Wolfstar, Sirius/Remus. Short and sweet. Mini fic I wrote for a tumblr prompt thing. The cover is the picture that prompted me to write this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Connection
A drabble that I did based off a prompt on Tumblr. Spoilers for Into Darkness, if I still need to put that down. AU in which Jim is not revived. Implied Spirk, though could be read as close friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Spock, Spock Prime - Complete
Concrete Angel
I know it's not a play or a musical or anything, but I wasn't sure what category to put this under, so here you go. Short little songfic to Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. I don't own the song. Rated T for some themes, which anyone who knows the song should understand.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
The Towel Incident reviews
Sirius, mischievous bugger that he is, decides to play a little joke on Remus while he's in the shower. Fluff ensues. Wolfstar, slash, boyxboy, Remus/Sirius. Don't like don't read don't flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cuddling reviews
Asexual!Sherlock. Sherlock likes to cuddle, which is news to John. Johnlock, John/Sherlock, BBC Sherlock. Cute little piece of fluff. Slash. Don't like, don't read. Thanks.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/12/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Disneyland Date
Modern AU in which everything is the same as Marauders era except for the time. Same AU as in my other story In Which Remus Is Annoyed and Sirius Discovers Tumblr. The boys go to Disneyland to have a good time. Sirius/Remus, Wolfstar, slash. Rated for light smut at the end. Mostly fluff. Don't like, don't read. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P., OC
It Wasn't Goodbye reviews
Drabble that demanded to be written and came out of nowhere. Bit of angst, kind of sweet. Flangst? Takes place in PoA after all the time turner action. From Remus' perspective, first person warning, Remus' PoV. Wolfstar, Sirius/Remus, slash. Don't like, don't read, don't flame. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In Which Remus Is Annoyed and Sirius Discovers Tumblr reviews
Drabble, one-shot. Alternate Universe-ish in which everything Wizard-like is the same, the puppies are just in modern time instead of their own. Sirius finds an interesting website while on the internet at Remus' house, and uses it to really just piss off his boyfriend. Established relationship, Wolfstar, Sirius/Remus. Slash, fluff. Don't like don't read don't flame, thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ready To Go reviews
TRIGGER WARNING. Remus is tired and ready to leave the land of the living. Will he succeed in what he plans to do? Well, not if Sirius has anything to say about it. Wolfstar, Sirius/Remus. Slash. Don't like, don't read, don't flame. Rated M for adult themes/triggering themes. Nothing explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Green reviews
A little drabble I wrote when I was bored on a plane. Space Husbands, Spock/Kirk, Spirk. Light slash. Don't like, don't read, don't flame. OOCness because some Vulcan traits are unknown to me. After Spock eats a dish containing chocolate, Jim has to help him to his room. Fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete