Heey :P starkidnutter here :D im a harry potter geek, starkid and gleek (and proud) :D

I'm 14 at last! :D but still dutifully short as a ten year old ¬¬ oh well :L ( i think i grew a bit!)

My fave pairings are:

Harry/Ginny Hermione/Ron Lily/James Harry/Draco Dean/Seamus Remus/Sirius Hermione/Snape Hermione/George Hermione/Fred Hermione/Draco Harry/Ron Ron/Luna

Klaine, Finchel, Purt and Britanna. CP Coulters Daltonverse: Reed/Shane, Dwight/Ethan Reed/Kurt

Darren Criss is the most beautiful person on this planet.

I was born in England, but now live in Wales, and people make fun of my "posh" accent ¬¬

I get called a freak a lot, sometimes by people who don't like me, and sometimes by my closest friends, but none of them understand that I'd rather be a freak than be someone that I'm not, so if i want to love Harry Potter, I will. If I want to watch AVPM/S, I will. If I want to watch glee, I will. If I want to dress differently, I will. If i want to read slash, I will. If I want to be unique, i I will. If i want to be me, I will.

Ok if you have not seen a very potter musical you have not lived. ITS THE BEST BLOODY THING EVER! It stars the amazing Darren Criss (yum.) Joe Walker (hilarious) Lauren Lopez (literally made me pee myself.) Joey Richter (funny as.) Brian Rosenthal (cutest thing ever! i am marrying him.) Joe Moses (i love him to bits) Jaime Lynn Beattie, Dylan Saunders, Devin Lyttle, Bonnie Gruesen and many other extremely talented people ;D

Watch it. NOW! I command you!

Name your favourite 12 HP characters (not in order)

1. Hermione

2. Harry

3. Ron

4. Draco

5. Luna

6. James

7. Remus

8. Sirius

9. Snape

10. Dobby

11. Rose.W

12. Scorpius.M

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No :L

02.) Do you think Four is Hot?

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

alot of bad stuff... D:

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

there's loads about snape :D cba reccomending any :L

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

oh gods no D: father and son? gross

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

luna/dobby or luna/snape...luna/dobby i think ;D

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

remus walks in on harry and dracos kid? awkwaard...

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

'ron was never a great fan of house elves, nor did he think he would ever be, so when hermione sets him to work with dobby he is anything but pleased. But as ron gets to know dobby, his feelings towards a certain houself change... ' ewww gross mental images, though slightly hilarious ;D

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

hermione/sirius? dunno, never looked personally but probably XD

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

remus/scorpius? um...honestly have no idea o.O

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

draco helps to build up hermione's confidence, a slushy mushy one i think :')

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

friends list? but people should definately read remus/sirius

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read anything about Three?

i dunno what this friends list is, but i'm pretty sure people read fics about ron...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

idk D: if anyone bothers to read this please tell me what a friends list is!

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

harry/draco/luna? possible...

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

harry potters socks!

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

sirius? hmmm...sirius/remus-sirius looking at tonks/remus and remembering their time together : like we used to-a rocket to the moon (look it up if you havent heard it-AMAZING!)

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

hermione/james/scorpius? dont read probably :L

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Dobby to Harry: Care to see my sock? hehehe :')

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

where she was the main character? last year probs. where she was in it quite abit but wasnt a main character? this week :L

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

james' super secret kink? no idea...

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Rose and Snape? drunk drunk drunk.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

ron/remus? ron probably...unless its nearly full moon ;)

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

"hermione and snape are in a happy relationship until snape runs off with draco. hermione, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with rose (eeeewwww) and a brief unhappy affair with scorpius, then follows the wise advice of luna and finds true love with ron" eweweweweweeeeew!

What title would you give this fic?

"Hermione appears to have gone insane?"

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

sirius/remus? if canon is what i think it is then yaaay!

26) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

luna/scorpius? nope :L

27) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

ron is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

28) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

james gets hermione pregnant? i think harry would be weirded out...

29) Would seven and two make a good couple?

harry/remus? meeh...

30) Four/eight or four/nine?

draco/sirius or draco/snape? draco/snape i think! i love harry/snape/draco fics XD

31) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

remus discovers ron and sirius? noooo! sirius/remus forever!!!

32) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

harry/james..

harry thinks that he will never get to see his father again, but thats before he discovers a time machine. harry/james family/adventure fic.

33) Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

draco/dobby? i hope not...

34) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

hermione/luna? "sometimes time isnt the best healer" i dunno?!

35) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

again with the friends list -_- i've read remus/snape XD

36) If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

dobby? since you've been gone (a day to remember version) about moving on from the malfoys ;D

37) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

harry/ron/james? warning-serious creepiness awaits you.

38) What pick-up line might eight use on five?

sirius/luna? let me show you my crumple-horned snorcack? (dunno if thats how you spell snorcack :L)

39) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

dobby/sirius???? no thanks, maybe if i get REALLY bored :L

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (What??)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I'm a teenager…Duh...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.( ;) )
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I am slightly shy, so I I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
MUST be a wimp

I am respectful to teachers and adults, so I MUST be a suck-up.
I have a short temper, so I MUST get angry over EVERYTHING
I have autism, so I MUST be fun to annoy.

I am blond so I MUST be stupid.
I'm in the school's no hate club, so I MUST be gay
I'm SMART so I MUST be wimpy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay, too.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist idiot