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Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

Hey, I'm Jazmin.

About:

I am Australian

I am 15, 7/1/98.

Twitter – /jazminsewell

Instagram – jazminsewell

Polyvore - Jazmin-sewell

One Direction are, just wow, i love them so much, its crazy, honestly, if i met them, well….

Internet, fashion, food, friends, school, tumblr!

I love reading books, really.

I watch to many tv shows and movies.

Youtube is the best, honestly.

Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Vlogbrothers (John Green (omg love him so much, read his books) and Hank Green), Harries Twins (Jacksgap), Casper (aka Dicarp), Alfie (PointlessBlog), Marcus (MarcusBultertv), Sam Pepper (Sam), Zoella (zoella280390), Troye (troyesivan18), Louis (foodforlouis),Tyler (Tyleroakley), Lohanthony, Christian (Touchtheskyfilms), MazziMaz (TheMAzziMaz), Bertie (BertiebertG), Joe (ThatcherJoe), Dan (danisnotonfire), Phil (amazingPhil), Grace (dailygrace), Jenna (jennamarbles), Charlie (charlieissocoollike), Megan and Liz (meganandliz), nicole (nicolegraceeee), Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Geordie Shore, Freaks and Geeks, Gossip Girl, Happy Endings, New Girl, F.r.i.e.n.d.s, The Block, Skins, Iron Man, Avengers, Big Bang Theory, Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Twlight, Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, the Infernal Devices, etc, movies, musicmusicmusic, tv shows, chick flicks, horrors, comedy, music, British People and so much more but yeah cbf.

I’m kinda sad, kinda happy, kinda angry and a whole lot of sarcasm.

Have a good day

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Survey

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My mother, asking her how her day was.

Where are you?
Home, sitting in my bedroom.

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
A fan and roof

What's the last thing you ate?
Cheese

What's your personality like?
Horrible. I am nice at first when i meet people and then once im comfortable i am mean and sarcastic towards you but you can't get out cause you love me already hehehe.

Who do you have a crush on?
Umm no one that i know hahah...

What was the last thing you thought?
Ummmm that i have no life and thats why i have no crushes on anyone besides celebrities and fictional characters.

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
Well for starters i would pay off my mothers debts and buy her a house and car and save it for like uni or something, and buy some clothes.

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
Water

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
About answering these questions... i dunno, and that i need to go get some more water.

What's it like being you?
Dreadful, i always dream about being someone else.

What are your thoughts on writing?
That i love it and hope to improve.

How tall are you?
5'4''

What book are you currently reading?
A few, Lost Souls (again), Catching Fire (i don't wanna read Fin's death so i'm just postponing it) and An Abundance of Katherines.

What music are you listening to?
Ummmmm, i listening to Bruno Mars, Locked Out of Heaven.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
Tumblr or google.

What was the last thing you cooked?
Umm, does the mircowave count? If not, a couple months ago my mum and i cooked some cupcakes together.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
White.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
Ummm, all i know is that Kevin Rudd just won that PM thing, and only cause i was waiting for FRIENDS and it came up instead.

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
Ummmmm, i have 6, but 8 all up.

Have you ever been water-skiing?
No, i wanna though.

What is the weather like?
Winter :( but not that cold.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
I have, Melbourne, to see my sister.

Anything else?
Ummmmmm, i just got a new laptop, that is all mine.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this.

If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this.

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you talk to your book charcters copy this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Forget the voices. I see the full motion picture!!)

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile


My brother just came into my room and i went to take out my headphones when i realized i didn't have them in and he came in to ask if my music was loud enough...


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
(does someone else count as well)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


1: What was the last argument you had about?
ummm, something trivial with my brothers.

2: How long was your longest relationship?
I haven't had one yet, i'm not allowed to date till im 16 which is very sexist of my mum cause my brothers have been allowed to date since forever.

3: What is something not many people know about you?
Not many people know i like to write.

4: Do you believe in Heaven and Hell?
Tbh, not really. I do like the idea of heaven, but i am too much of a pessimist to actually believe it exist, nor do i believe in God, but it is a nice thing to believe in, someone always looking out for you and all.
5: Two truths and a lie. Go.
Er, i miss my best friend, who moved to Perth and i hate school i dunno, and lie would be i love school ahahhaha.
6: Do you believe in fate/destiny?
Ummmmmmmmmmm, kinda, i believe that people have destinies, but nothing is for certain, they could take a different path and their destiny may change.
7: Where is somewhere you’ve always wanted to live?
New York
8: Has there ever been a song that made you cry?
Yes too many to count, such as Small Bump by Ed Sheeran.
9: Talk about each of your siblings.
03/07/13: I have three silblings, two brothers and one sister. Alex (sister) is 24 (turning 25) then is a 9 year difference, she was born in 89 and i in 98 (which i think is cool aahhhaa lol) and i love her so much, she and i used to not get along, i being a annoying brat of a kid and her being a teenager, but as we've both matured we've become closer, but she has been living in Melbourne for the past two years, but she is pregnant and in moving back in January and the baby is due in November and has been married since October 2012. Jesse who is 18, is super skinny (its so annoying that boys get the skinny and tall genes) and tall, 6'1''ish. He loves playing games, he has both a xbox and playstation, we only get along when we are both in good moods, other way we get on each others nerves. Josh is 17 and we also only get along when we are both in good moods. He is also tall, 6'2''ish and skinny (not as much as Jesse) and is always on facebook. He has a gf who lives in another town and is surprisingly loves at relationships, he has had two serious(ish) gf's, his last gf being off and on for over a year, and his new one he has been with for months now.

10: If you could learn to play any instrument, what would it be?
Drum and guitar.
11: Do you jump/scare easily?
No not really, like i scary movies a least no. Like everyone likes to go pee with each other and huddle up and hide themselves, but i do go to the toliet by myself and am not really scared.
12: Views on abortion?
That you should keep your nose out of peoples business and not to push your opinions on others. I personally wouldn't have one if i just didn't want it, but if i did get raped i would.
13: Views on gay marriage?
That it is totally okay, it is none of my business how they like to have sex, which is what most people really care about no matter what they say about their 'religion', because God never says shit about gays, the people in the bible do, which for all we know could have be altered or written by a bunch of stoners or high strung arsehole and plus people do a lot of shit the bible says not to, yet they picked this one. Love is love man, and that's what marriage is about. Actually i'll tell you a funny story. So in Religion (URGH I HATE IT) we were going over these stupid rules, and it was like 7 or something and it said marriage should be between people who love each other then said between a man and women, like no, love isn't just about that. My friend Morgan and I got into a huge argument with our teacher and we asked her what her thoughts were and she said she agreed and i said but whats it got to do with you? you just said that it should be between people who love each other but then say that, like love isn't just between a girl and guy, its between human beings, no matter what sex or nationality your from. It's the 21st century, and people need to get with the times, i mean years ago people with different nationality and religions weren't allowed to get married or frowned upon and arranged marriages happened all the time back but thats all stopped and so should people prejudices towards gays. and when i meet someone with such stupid views i wanna kick them in the shins. WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU. People shouldn't have a say in something that has nothing to do with them. it makes me so upset. that i can get married just because i like the opposite sex and i don't even want to that much and someone who truly loves someone to death can't?
14: Which birthday has been your favorite?
I dunno, nothing special really ever happens, i am usually with family, which makes me happy.
15: Which birthday has been your least favorite?
My 13th and my mum didn't get me anything
16: Who are some of your favorite musicians?
A lot, i'm not picking when it comes to music and i suck at picking favorites hahah
17: Have you ever caught your parents lying to you?
Ummmmm, yeah my mum was wrapping the 'santa' presents and she tried to tell me that santa just didn't have time to wrap but i already knew he didn't exist from some of the older students but i still wanted to the presents so i didn't tell her hehehehe.
18: What’s your favorite musical?
Umm, i really like Greece the musical, or High School Musical ahhaha.
19: What’s a book that you could read over and over?
The Fault in Our Stars
20: Do you like thunderstorms?
Yes.
21: What’s your favorite number? Reasoning?
No number really hahaha
22: Have you ever been to a fortune teller?
No

23: Describe your ideal significant other.
As long as they love every part of me and accept me and won't try to change me is all i really wanna ask for. I don't care about if they look like a model or have the body of one or as smart as a genius or have any special talents like musicians or actors or rich like a billionaire, i just want to be loved.

24: What made you like the last person you dated?
I haven't yet :(

25: Why did your last relationship end?

26: Who is someone that you think knows the most about you outside of family?
that would be my group or friends or Brea.
27: If it were absolutely possible, what would actually be your ideal job?
being an succesful author, screen writer or actress.
28: What is the weirdest thing you’ve eaten?
okay i didn't eat it but i thought it was lipgloss and put it on my lips and it turned out to be my friends pimple cream stuff..
29: Have you ever done “The Cinnamon Challenge?”
No, i ain't stupid.
30: What are some of your favorite movies?
tooooooo many
31: What are your favorite movies introduced by someone else?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm i am mostly the person that introduces the movies, but my sister did have Pearl Harbor and i really liked that.
32: What are some of your favorite songs?
tooooooooo many hahaha
33: What are some of your favorite songs introduced by someone else?
Ohhhh thats by Ash, and she introduced me to Alt J.
34: What’s your favorite Disney Pixar movie?
Uhhhh thats hard, Aladdin cause my name is in it (jazmin)
35: What your favorite book you read in high school?
We haven't read it yet, cause you do in year 12, but i already read it and thats Pride and Prejudices.
36: State 5 things you and the asker have in common.
I dunno hahaha
37: State 4 random memories of yours.
One time my bff brea and i were messaging a girl on tumblr funny asks on anon and i forgot to go on anon and my friend pissed herself. When i was in Melbourne, i went to my sisters ultra sound and found out she was having a boy and then he started to suck his thumb. My friend Holly had a sleepover bday party and we went out to dinner and stayed up all night and dnm'd and i hadn't done that for a while. I came to see my Bff Brea off at the airport and i cried and i miss her everyday.
38: List the last 3 books you read.
The Fault in Our Stars, City of Fallen Angels, Mockingjay.
39: List 2 of your quirks.
Ummm i dunno, i like to crack my toes and bite my fingers when i think.
40: State 1 bad habit of yours.
Biting my nails, i am good for a while then something in my life starts making me really anxious and bam.
42: Are you afraid of your future?
yes, i just don't want to wake up and hate my life, stuck in a dead end job with no one that loves me and stupid tattoos and renting all my life.
43: Who are some tumblr users you'd like to meet in person?
John green.
44: Has a scary movie ever given you nightmares?
Noooo, i ain't no pussy. Ahhhh maybe when i was younger, i think i was 7 when i watched chucky but i think i slept soundly.
45: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Yessssssss
46: When was the last time you got your hair done in a salon?
Over a year...
47: Are you close with your parents?
I am close with my mother, but my father is a deadbeat soooooooooo
48: Do you like to drink? Why or why not?
I dunno, i'm only 15 and have a very sheltered life.
49: What were your grades like in high school? College?
i am still in high school and average.

These are actually solid questions

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

my legs

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

i never actually had a lot of either, but both have a bitter taste

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

well the last person i kissed (on the cheek) was my mum, and i do so when i go to sleep. but like if you mean a real kiss, i haven't had one :((((((((((((((((((((((

4. Do you plan outfits?

no, i just put on what ever i find and hope it looks nice

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

nothing, i'm just watching true blood, i guess indifferent, i dunno

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, an icy pole

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

scream, maybe go into shock, called the cops and lock all the doors

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

um i had a dream that i was getting dressed, but the most interesting dream i can remember is i was pirate running on a cliff then suddenly my friend abbey killed my friend bella

9. Three of your current feelings?

a little annoyed cause my brother joshau just got a puppy and i have to look after it and i don't really like kids or animals that much and puppys have really sharp claws and teeth

10. What are you craving right now?

hot chips and gravy, like bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddlllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

11. Turn ons?

two guys, guys in general, like six packs are hot and long hair, funny, sarcastic uhhhhh

12. Turn offs?

guys who act like they are too good (kinda a turn on as well...)

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

EW, is that green?

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

i read a few sad fics so i dunno...

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

ALLLLLL, why do i have to pick????? i would looked to be super fast and strong and turn invisible and shape shift and teleport

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

ha no

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

both

18. Favorite movie ever?

WHY DO I HAVE TO PICK! all, from SLC Punk to Iron Man and Avengers to Notebook and Last Song... ALLLLLLLLLLLLL, you name it, i probably love it/or will

19. Do you like yourself?

depends on the day

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

no but i wanna, and i almost shook Taylor Swift's hand :(

21. Could you handle being in the military?

Fuck no, too lazy, i hate waking up early, i hate following orders, i hate fascists, i hate people yelling in my face, i hate working out, i hate war, i don't believe in it

22. What are you listening to right now?

Walk the moon, but i paused it to watch true blood

23. How many countries have you visited?

one, sadly, by the time i die, hopefully all.

24. Are your parents strict?

no, i mean. Mum won't let me date till i'm sixteen, but she's become less strict than she was with my sister who wasn't allowed to shave her legs/dye her hair/ date/ anything, my sister actually ran away hahahah but my mums a bit of a pushover

25. Would you go sky diving?

hell yes

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

yeah, but i mean it wouldn't mean as much to me as like americans

27. Whats on your mind right now?

ommmmmmmgggg billllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

to many people, much to little time

29. Have you ever been in a castle?

no, but fun fact i am from a royal scottish blood line and if my stupid poppy didn't take the deal now some distant cousin has it but i probably wouldn't be alive

30. Do you rent movies often?

no, download hahaha

31. Whats your zodiac sign?

Capricorn, January 7th 1998

32. When was the last time you had sex?

Haven't had it yet :(

33. Name five facts about yourself.

  1. i drink a lot of water
  2. i want to become a writer, i just don't know if i'm any good
  3. i can't wait to be in love
  4. i hope everyday that my life won't turn out shit when i get older, and gets better as the years go on
  5. i hate a lot of people and have a lot of anger

34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?

i choked on bacon, couldn't breathe

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

karma, it's a bitch

36. Brown or white eggs?

white?

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

no, i live in australia and not in a capital city

38. Ever been on a train?

yeah, if you haven't been on a train, i don't trust you

39. Ever been in love?

no, but i hope to be

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

fuck yes

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

John Green

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?

HELL YEAH, i could die at any minute, so whats 10 years?

43. Whom do you admire and why?

My mum, cheesy but she's been through a lot and keeps going

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

my mum read me though books with the gold spines

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

Go in there, save the baby

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

no, freedom and love

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

i haven't had any yet, let me get back to you

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

Yeah why not

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?

Yeah, why not, thats a lot of money

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

I haven't lost it yet, but hopefully i won't be 40 and a virgin

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

i wish they existed, not that i believe in them or anything

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

Yes and i realize that it would get lonely but

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

none, i am me and they are they, though i do wish i was a lot of people

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

allllllllllllllll, i dunno, like a couple decades back when like punk rock was big

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

No, i think it's wrong. How is killing another person for killing someone else making it better?

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?

Legalize gay marriage, stop wars, end poverty, legalize marijuana

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?

yes, girl

61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

be wealthy, duh

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