There are only four things I intend to do in my life:

1) Make pigs fly

2) Fall in love

3) Rule the world

4) Die

And one day I will have done 3/4.

"And it is officially winter, which means I am officially allowed to go to sleep for a few months. Good night!"

-anonymous

" Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

- Bender

" Why is the rum always gone?"

- Jack Sparrow

"I'll tell you a tale of Vampirates,

A tale as old as true.

Yea, I'll sing you a song of an ancient ship,

And its mighty fearsome crew.

Yea, I'll sing you a song of an ancient ship,

That sails the oceans blue...

That haunts the oceans blue."

"The vampirate ship has tattered sails

That flap like wings in flight.

They say that the captain, he wears a veil

So as to curtail your fright,

At his death pale skin

And his lifeless eye

And his teeth as sharp as night.

Oh, they say that the captain, he wears a veil,

And his eyes never see the light."

-Vampirates

One day I will make everything, NON_BOLD. But I'm too lazy to do it today.